The Anime Reality

I want to start off by saying that I have no fucking idea what this is. Really, this is one of the worst things we have found. Part cult, part internet-swordsmen circle jerk, the Grays is the most bizarre thing I’ve ever come across.

"In the end...Your greatest challange, and your greatest apponent is yourself. Self is the true GateKeeper, and it is the one you must face, if you are to ever truly become a Knight of Gray"

Join the Grays today and learn to pull off sweet jumps like this! Radical!

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If I’ve learned anything from reading through all these anime forums, it’s that anyone can become a modern day master swordsman with enough anime.

Be sure to grab the blade as firmly as possible with your own hand.

Canvas: 8.5 x 11 Printer paper
Tools: BIC Mechanical pencils, 5.0 leads, Staedtler eraser
Editing: Adobe Photoshop 7.0
Timespan: 2 days!! WOOT! ^_^

Heh… there’s meh character again – with improved hair! XD

This got done LIGHTNING FAST…. in my world, at least. Partly because there was no background to worry about. ^_^

The char is going through the routine – step 2 in my own sword technique. The stance, though simple, looks more as a defensive manuver rather than an attack strike. Either way, it still looks nice.

Stuff that was changed:

The hair – made it longer, especially in front. ^_^

Slacks – shaded them.

Shoes – Forgive the design… they look like cheap ones… I was out of creativity by then. T_T

While this isn’t Imminent Attack, it still is one of the best that I’ve produced!

I was feeling pretty good about my new TV until I saw what this badass got his hands on, now I know I ain’t shit.

If you’ve read our last article on Ryo-Misaki, you probably know that he is far too large to contain in just one megapost. Knowing this, we decided to take a look into Ryo-Misaki’s AnimeB wiki page that he personally wrote himself! For those of you that don’t have time to scroll through a wiki about a massive fat man’s forum and IRC habits, we have taken the courtesy to highlight all the important parts!

Ryo was always an “educated n00b”, preferring to search extensively on a subject (and forum archives) before creating a thread or asking a question.

Around 2004, the AnimeB Brigades were formed. Naturally, Ryo was one of the first to sign up in the Motoko Brigade. He also joined the Army of the Suu Republic (ASR) and Her Kawaiiness’ Secret Service (HKSS), but not with as much participation. Ryo helped lead the Motoko Brigade to victory against the Naru Brigade in the Great Brigade Wars.

Misaki is a very sociable person, and if on the forum, will be found in the shoutbox. (Lately, though, more often on IRC.) If you come on to the Box, you WILL be greeted by Ryo. Always. (Unless he’s idle or in a thread, in which a greet will come upon return.) Ryo likes to start conversation, talk about life/moods, and cheer people up. Ryo’s presence in the Box almost always beckons more activity.

Given’s love life is currently nonexistant.

Other details added are about his job history for working at Applebee’s and his love of music and rhythm games.

Drawing self-inserts at work.

Only available in wide-screen.

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The extra length wards off vaginas.

Buy it here.

Hey everyone, meet Okysho Kenyaku (non-anime name: Elliot Wong)

A Chinese man pretending to be a Japanese man pretending to be Grey Acumen.

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Hey there Megadomonic, what is your experience with martial arts?

Usually ranks are nothing, it’s all about your skill. You don’t need colorful belts to prove how powerful and skilled you are. As for me, for the past 10 years I have studied multiple styles of martial arts. Muay Thai, Bajiquan, Boxing, Aikido, and Jeet Kune Do. I’m not gonna include natural street fighting… But anyway, I have grown to the point in life where I no longer consider these styles, I consider these the way of life.

Wow, those are some pretty hefty claims of your fighting abilities! But I’m sure you’re legit, and not some kind of fat anime nerd that works at McDonald’s and-

Welp...

Well… what other hobbies do you have?

Oh...

Anything else you’d like to say before you go?

I really wish this was my wife…
http://i178.photobucket.com/albums/w…lvenBeauty.jpg

Meet AntienNathan, a 22 year-old young white suburban master swordsman that only rivals Grey Acumen in skill! Who do you think would win in their epic anime sword battles!?

His fancy footwork no doubt comes from his impressive line dancing skills. (He is the one in the white shirt on the right)