Tag: weapons
Anime Forum Roleplaying Posts
by Glenn on November 20th, 2011 at 9:21 pm, under Image, Text
Pretty much every anime forum has some kind of subforum dedicated to nothing but roleplaying. In these hugboxes, fat smug nerds can let their inner pre-op catboy Goku roam free and pretend to be something other than simply another suburban keyboard warrior. Let’s take a look at the epic tales these master storytellers are writing. (continue reading…)
Anime Online Network
by Glenn on September 16th, 2011 at 10:29 pm, under Image, Text
Hey Anime Online Network, what’s up with you assholes!?
Everyone knows Moon Cleaver is the best name
Don't steal the names for my swords from Anime Swords Online!
I insist all my coworkers at Applebee's call me Ronin
He literally turns into Goku when he holds it.
Fuck this world.
It appears that Grey Acumen (aka Brandon), the man that started it all, hasn’t been working out with Moon Cleaver as often as he used to and is starting to put on the pounds.
Notice the black angel wings.
Maybe they don't fit him anymore.
Apparently Minecraft has been his new spergin obsession. He’s developed some kind of crafting mod that has apparently gained some kind of popularity. I, for one, am glad that he has been able to put his dedication and drive for doing fucking nothing his entire life to good use. I’m sure his parents are proud that his tireless efforts have allowed countless Minecraft players the ability to craft things better.
Despite the extreme popularity and development of mixed martial arts in Japan, anime faggots cling heavily to their belief that they can fight just like Naruto if they take enough classes at their strip mall karate school.
All great weathermen are masters of tenmon
Sensei Henderson told me to never use my Fatalities outside of LARPing and the dojo
When does he get the camo belt?
That shit is real FYI
Megapost: The Grays
by Bruce on January 17th, 2010 at 3:37 pm, under Image, Text, Video
I want to start off by saying that I have no fucking idea what this is. Really, this is one of the worst things we have found. Part cult, part internet-swordsmen circle jerk, the Grays is the most bizarre thing I’ve ever come across.
"In the end...Your greatest challange, and your greatest apponent is yourself. Self is the true GateKeeper, and it is the one you must face, if you are to ever truly become a Knight of Gray"
Join the Grays today and learn to pull off sweet jumps like this! Radical!
If I’ve learned anything from reading through all these anime forums, it’s that anyone can become a modern day master swordsman with enough anime.
Be sure to grab the blade as firmly as possible with your own hand.
Canvas: 8.5 x 11 Printer paper
Tools: BIC Mechanical pencils, 5.0 leads, Staedtler eraser
Editing: Adobe Photoshop 7.0
Timespan: 2 days!! WOOT! ^_^Heh… there’s meh character again – with improved hair! XD
This got done LIGHTNING FAST…. in my world, at least. Partly because there was no background to worry about. ^_^
The char is going through the routine – step 2 in my own sword technique. The stance, though simple, looks more as a defensive manuver rather than an attack strike. Either way, it still looks nice.
Stuff that was changed:
The hair – made it longer, especially in front. ^_^
Slacks – shaded them.
Shoes – Forgive the design… they look like cheap ones… I was out of creativity by then. T_T
While this isn’t Imminent Attack, it still is one of the best that I’ve produced!
I was feeling pretty good about my new TV until I saw what this badass got his hands on, now I know I ain’t shit.
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The Anime Reality
I'm definitely addicted, I won't deny it. Anime is my escape from life and depression, without it IDK what I'd do.
