The Anime Reality

“Hello, everyone. I’m Scott, president of Domino’s Pizza, and you want me to read WHAT in front of this camera??”

This shimmering example of corporate and cross-culture cluelessness has to be seen to believed. If you’re not convinced, have a Fav Frame, as the cool blogger kids call it:

“WHAT THE HELL IS A HATSUNE MIKU”

Thanks to @cromanionfolks and @Agent_Eli for this slice of painful hilarity.

I can’t believe this is an actual commercial campaign.

Part 1.

Miku Hatsune’s hit the big time folks! Say konnichiwa to your new corporate master. ^_^

Some of y’all like to think you’re pro anime. I know how it feels, pickin’ up a wallscroll here and a figurine there. Dot that shit around ya room, get a poster of Ritona Yoko’s gorgeous titties hanging from your ceiling. Everything’s good.

Wrong, faggot. You don’t know anime until you start hauling this shit back in freight containers rusting at the edges from errant moe radiation. Let Adun show you how it’s done.

Well it’s been a long time but I finally got around to posting about all the merchandise that I bought from my Japan trip. I’m pretty sure a lot of you have been waiting for this for quite some time, and I’m glad I finally got to it. Though a few reasons why this is rather late: being lazy, been busy with work, finding room to store it all away etc. Anyway await no longer, hit the jump to check out part 1 of the full coverage of all the items I bought. WARNING: Picture intensive post.

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