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KingdomHeartsFrantic: Return of the Sperg
by Glenn on October 2nd, 2011 at 8:47 pm, under Image, Text, Video
I thought we’d take a look back and see what KingdomHeartsFrantic has been doing lately. After the last article about him, he came out saying that he only played a character on his youtube channel, claiming he only spent hundreds of dollars on anime paraphernalia for his show, and his multiple journals and forum accounts were done in character. Luckily, we are not retarded and know that he’s the frumpy ass weeaboo we’ve seen him to be. What has he been sperging about lately though? Well, let’s take a look.
His most recent journal entry deals with his original youtube account (UltimateUKFFFan) being deleted. He has since created a new account (linked above) and promises that, “Things are going to be different now. Things are going to be bigger, things are going to be better. As Legacy’s old theme used to say “It’s a new day, it’s a new generation. It’s a new day. No we never look back, no we’re never lookin’ back.” Think that kind of applies to what’s happened here. So for all future videos please check out: KHFMcAwesome. Keep in mind this channel is still under construction at the moment, so things look a little basic right now. But soon things will be back to the way they used to be… but better!”
Keep in mind that Jack (not John, as originally thought) is now 20 years old. For those of you over 20 years old, what were you doing at that age? If you’re under 20, what do you plan to be doing? Was/is it making this?
I'm gonna hang this on my fridge.
Girls are the bane of every anime faggot’s existence. They all want to date that one Asian girl in their Art 101 class, but have to suffer by watching them date those JERKS that do things like bathe and have wardrobes without cartoon characters on them. They know those jerks don’t respect her and have probably never even thought of how totally kawaii she would be cosplaying some 12-year-old girl. They even held a door open for her once out of their powerful sense of chivalry and didn’t get so much as a handjob in return! Luckily, Nihonomaru serves as a safe haven for these enduring souls.
It's all your fault, girls!
Everyone that isn't me is stupid and poor.
I can't get enough of this guy
I should probably look at some of these other guys, maybe their comments might be less retarded.
I'm guessing self-diagnosed Asperger's
Luckily, not everyone is having romantic troubles.
Who needs real girls?
More misogyny please!
I will never get tired of this kind of shit. Few fandoms can match the anime fandom for the amount of people so smug and self-absorbed but horribly unaware of themselves.
It’s been a long time since The Anime Reality has been active, but fear not! Our loyal subjects have not been resting, GokuFievel chief among them. Let’s see what he’s been up to this week!
First, GF splices together Japan tsunami footage with footage of him moping about for 6 minutes, because now his trip to glorious nippon is cancelled. Following this is another 12 minutes of mindless yammering and complaining.
Most people on the internet are somewhat familiar with TvAnimeTropes.com. It used to be a wiki-style website where common story themes and character traits were cataloged and tracked in media. Now it’s a place where you can read about a 14-year-old’s Naruto sex fantasy where he turns into a female Ninja Turtle with penis-tits. Let’s take a look at their TroperTales Perverse Sexual Lust page…
I think you know which one I'm choosing.
Instead of rolling through all 2,000 of these, we’ll just pick Naruto. (continue reading…)
Hey guys, check out the Fansub TV Network forums! They’re faggots, let’s take a look.
Don’t you guys ever wish you were a member of the superior race known as the Japanese? Well, you’re not alone!
It’s hard being an anime fan in North America or anywhere else other than Japan. Living a life of subtitles and shitty dubs. If only i were Japanese, i could watch an endless amount of anime and understand it perfectly, i some times wish i were Japanese, do you?
I would prefer to be american, thw way I am now. Why? Because I look forward to learning Nihongo, becoming familiar with its culture, and getting to the point where someone says “Woa, your Japanese is soo good, yet your a foriener!” Probabbly because I would never even reveal that I knew the language until I obliterated 70% of my accent. I really don’t want to appear as an otaku, simply by my dress or speech.
i kinda wish i am a japanese whenever im watching animes and other japan stuff =p but come to think of it why not? i can see more advantages of being one…
i dont wish to be a japanese, but i do with to be an anime character!
And of course, every anime forum needs its own post your picture thread so the members can show off their neckbeards and fedoras.
I hear they're huge in Japan
It's pretty bad when your default facial expression is "anime fag."
Hmmm, better get as much of my neckbeard as possible into this shot.
Just hangin' out.
Practicing for the big show at the anime con.
God dammit, I missed Naruto!!!
God damn, that face.
Telling her about your anime collection will get her panties wet for sure.
Coincidentally, all his murder victims are named Chihaya too.
Lonely? How can someone with so many dolls be lonely?
This guy is like 30.
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The Anime Reality
I'm definitely addicted, I won't deny it. Anime is my escape from life and depression, without it IDK what I'd do.
