Tag: video games
MageKnight404 has taken a proactive approach towards his unrequited video game crush by creating a romhack to insert himself into the game. Watch as he finally confesses his love and realizes he should probably get a dog or something. The love confession starts at 5:50.
As long as there are PC games, there will be horrible anime mods for them. Let’s take a quick look at some gems made by people that can’t enjoy anything without Goku in it.
Where are you right now? At home? On a laptop at school? Maybe even at work? What are you doing right now? I know you’re reading this article, but what are you doing? Are you on track to advance in your career? Are you working towards graduating high school or college? Both? I know I can tell you what you’re not doing. You’re not sitting on your twin-sized anime throne, making lists of your favorite anime boobies. There’s already someone doing that. His name is Ross Faries.
Ross, a graduate of the Drunk Elmer Fudd School of Acting, is one of the hundreds of nerds trying to waddle their greasy forms into the stagnant internet reviewer world. The kind of people that think if they scream about Dino Crisis 2 into their laptop webcam hard enough, they too can develop a fandom that will validate their lives and lifestyles. Ross has decided to throw his fedora into the risky world of Anime Reviewing and squeeze out a nice bit of butter-flavored fame all for himself. There’s a ton of assholes giving half-formed opinions on anime on YouTube already, so Ross had to mix things up a bit. He decided to focus entirely on the type of anime that gives him awkward nerd boners and hosts a show called Fanservice Fiesta on his blip.tv channel ParadiseandFaries.
A dumping ground for console reviews, Japanese only games re- discovered, pervy anime dissected, the Neo Geo Pocket Color exposed, and that’s just the beginning.
The show, or at least the basic form of it, has only existed for little more than a year so far. Let’s take a look at one of his special episodes, Fanservice Fiesta Special: Top 5 Anime Boobies.
Right off the bat we’re greeted with a montage of huge-chested anime girls squirming around and being molested. Once your family and friends suddenly feel a profoundly strong sense of shame for you, Ross presents himself and prefaces his list with this:
Unfortunately for me, being a fairly unattractive white male – and a nerd – I unfortunately have limited access to the real thing.
Ross not only details which cartoon girl designed to pander to awkward virgin nerds excites him the best, but also rates them on how much the anime itself focuses on their chests. Highlights include his number two pick, a catgirl character from some anime named Cat Planet Cuties, whom he refers to as “a sexy little pussy,” his distaste for lemon-shaped anime breasts, and choosing his number one on which breasts were drawn the most realistically (according to his anatomy textbooks).
Considering how objectively terrible his anime reviews are in both content and direction, it’s amazing how well he’s managed to keep a low profile online. He doesn’t seem to have much of an online presence at all beyond his anime videos and forum accounts on all the regular inept nerd hangouts (That Guy With the Glasses, ScrewAttack, etc.). I’m kind of amazed by this, since anime nerds are usually more than happy to barf out all the minor details about how exhausting it is trying to be special and live just like their animes. So kudos to you, Ross, for having some kind of idea of privacy. I’m looking forward to your Top Ten list of sexy anime toddlers.
“What is behind me might be something that would get your mom pissed off. Well, except for mine, who is a liberal.”
Your liberal mom must be so proud of you, Anthony “A-Log” Logatto.
It’s easy to mistake us for being anti-autism or some stupid shit considering the amount of spergin anime faggots we feature on this site. I’m sure the majority of people in the higher autistic spectrum that aren’t self-diagnosed fucks are aware of their social disorder and through medication and therapy try their best to become individuals that contribute well to society like anyone else. Others just want to sperg about video game/anime crushes and threaten all those dirty neurotypicals. You know, like ansemfan.
Apparently, in my absence from updating the site, I missed Sonic’s birthday. How tragic.