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Eric Draven: Pedophile Chinese Kobold Wizard

by on June 5th, 2012 at 10:48 pm, under Text

This is how he wants the world to know him.

This is how he wants the world to know him.

Meet Eric Draven, or thedarkericdraven as he is known through most other websites. Eric Draven has taken his online handle from the main character of The Crow, and believes he is a reincarnated Chinese half-giant kobold warrior that had magic powers, a magic sword, and a “willing slave” that was reincarnated as one of his classmates named Stephanie. Unfortunately, he seems to have wiped his tumblr, so I could only grab parts from the cached version. He mainly used this tumblr to talk about how being “otherkin” was just like being transgendered, and obsessed over the idea of regaining his magical kobold powers. He also kept hope that his classmate, Stephanie, would regain her “previous life’s” memories and submit to him as a slave again.

Pedophilia on!

Pedophilia on!

Thanks

Thanks

Heh, see any other pedophiles around here?

Heh, see any other pedophiles around here?

Most of this information was produced when he was an active member of the TVTropes community. His frequent admissions to being an open pedophile and delusions of being a kobold finally led to his banning, especially after his defense of pedophilia-laden anime works like Kodomo no Jikan. He was given an offer to return to TVTropes under a different user name, but instead chose to join a TVTropes off-shoot site called It Just Bugs Me. It’s on these forums where he revealed he believes anime exists in its own dimension, like Toon Land in Who Framed Roger Rabbit?┬áThis delusion is also why he would frequently refer to himself as a hero and talked about personalities like they were fictional character traits.

Pedophilia, a character trait.

Pedophilia, a character trait.

Guys, just forget that I'm a pedophile! Geeze!

Guys, just forget that I'm a pedophile! Geeze!

Fuck this guy

Fuck this guy

Life is a JRPG

Life is a JRPG

TVTropes: Pedophile Haven

TVTropes: Pedophile Haven

I apologize for not being able to grab more of his past life fantasies. He holds onto the belief that he was a half-giant kobold magic swordsman that fought in the Second Sino-Japanese War. He claims he fought against the Japanese in support of the aristocracy, despite the fact that the legitimate Qing dynasty head at the time was literally a puppet ruler installed by the Japanese during the war. He seems pretty open about these delusions, so once they show up again I’ll be sure to grab them for a follow up! In the mean time, I’ll leave you in awe with a picture of the man himself.

My real form is a kobold samurai wizard

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The Great Anime Duel: Colonel McBadass vs shinkaito

by on May 21st, 2012 at 12:49 am, under Video

It is a tale. Told by a pedophile, full of potatoes and violent threats, signifying nothing.

Welcome to the end of the Colonel McBadass saga. If you’ve been keeping up with his articles and the rambling comments he’s been vomiting out on this very website, you’ve probably noticed the delusional tough guy persona he puts on. His terrible views on statutory rape laws cultivated a lot of hate, but it was after he started threatening violence and sexual assault on a teenage girl that YouTube user shinkaito called him out on one of his endless fight challenges. Colonel McSanders tried to save face and agreed to this anime honor duel, making a response video (incorrectly calling him “masukaito”) and told him to meet up at a middle school for their showdown.

Shinkaito, wisely knowing this guy should not be anywhere near a middle school ever, set up an alternate location at a park. The potato took him up on this new location, giving various video responses where he claimed he was “training” for the fight and going to totally destroy shinkaito.┬áLuckily for us, shinkaito had the consideration to bring a video camera and show what happened when the fateful time finally arrived. Let’s take a look at this exciting fight footage! Make sure you turn on annotations.

He never showed up. As you can see from his comment, he doesn’t even try to rationalize his hiding out by saying the whole affair was stupid in the first place. It’s the perfect event to close on this great potato adventure, and this video basically sums up his personality better than anything else could. Let’s take a short trip down memory lane to cap this off:

Potato and Juliet

Potato and Juliet

Not everyone can wuss out from a fight and still try to act tough

Not everyone can wuss out from a fight and still try to act tough

Gonna need protein to buff up! *eats 20 buckets of KFC*

Gonna need protein to buff up! *eats 20 buckets of KFC*

Clearly the superior being here

Clearly the superior being here

Hahaha, just kidding. A guy like this will probably have plenty of opportunities to humiliate himself some more, so keep posted.

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Colonel McBadass Update: Ephebephile 4 Life!

by on May 13th, 2012 at 7:45 pm, under Text

Pedophile apologist, Colonel McBadass, decided to close all of his previous YouTube accounts after being called out on his statutory rape laws video. I’m kind of surprised he folded so quickly, considering how long he tried to play internet tough guy. Luckily for us, he decided he couldn’t just sit back and let people tell him it’s wrong to want to have sex with 13-year-olds. Here are some gems from his new accounts:

How dare girls not appreciate pedophiles!?

How dare girls not appreciate pedophiles!?

The Great Irish Potato Rage

The Great Irish Potato Rage

Age is irrelevant!

Age is irrelevant!

Gotta stay legit.

Gotta stay legit.

Spudileo

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When a Katana Isn’t Enough

by on May 6th, 2012 at 7:03 pm, under Video

The potato man in these videos went by the name of Colonel McBadass on TVTropes. Despite TVTropes being infamous for being a haven to anime obsessed pedophile apologists, he was banned when he ranted at a 15 year old girl when she said she felt creeped out by adult men hitting on her. After being called out on his behavior by someone going by Roland Jones on a different forum, he decided to post up a video to show the whole world his greasy opinions on statutory rape laws.

UPDATE: The greasy sperglord made his videos private, so here’s a summary!

UPDATE 2: Statutory rape video is back up!

FAST AND HARD!!

You think this is something? Give me a full minute, and a gaggle of schoolgirls(Japanese, preferably.) and see how many asses I can whup! In a good way, of course.

Cane Video: Fat guy in super puffy vest flails some old man cane for thirty seconds while screaming, “I’M LIKE THE FUCKING FLASH WITH THIS SHIT!”

That’s pretty intense! I wonder what this master fighter’s ideas on statutory rape laws are?

Statutory Rape Laws: Fat, sweaty man squeezes his face directly against his webcam. He then spends about five minutes talking about how statutory rape laws are unfair and break up innocent relationships because you aren’t a child anymore when you turn thirteen years old.

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Spirited Away: The Worst Anime

by on January 29th, 2012 at 9:36 pm, under Text

When you’re a 14 year-old anime fan, and you hear that an Anime movie has won the Oscar for Best Animated Feature, followed by an insane amount of hype, you can’t help but feel a little excited. You watch the trailer, and think: “Wow, this must be amazing! I can’t wait to see it!” A few years later, you finally get to watch it. It… doesn’t hold up. …This was supposed to be an awesome movie, right? Then why do you feel like you’ve been cheated? You rent it, and watch it again – twice. Maybe you just didn’t “get it” the first time around. …But no. You don’t get anything from the experience but an empty void. There was something there, but it was so vague and lost within itself it just evaporated before you could grasp it. The story is thin, most characters are either pointless or plot devices, and, to top it off, the ending (before the credits, I mean) is a downer.

It is with my deepest sorrow, thus, that I state: I hate Spirited Away with a passion.

Okay, granted, part of my hatred for this movie might come from all the hype thrown at it. I just don’t think it lives up to it, outside of its artistic value, but people seem intent on simply not finding any flaws in it, just endlessly praising it to the ends of the Earth. It probably doesn’t help that I found out it was up against Disney’s Lilo And Stitch and Treasure Planet for the Oscar. Pixar wasn’t in the competition that year, so it was the one chance Disney had at the Best Animated Feature award. One chance, two movies, both good, and both movies lost. To this.

Man, it had no Gokus, no fireballs, no katanas, no nothin’! It was the worst anime I ever saw. Courtesy of the TvTropes.com forums.

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A shining exemplar of the TV Tropes community

by on November 29th, 2011 at 12:05 am, under Video

This Chagen 46 fellow is so creepy that even some members of the creepy TV Tropes community found fit to ostracize him with this video celebrating some of his insanity.

Thanks to Ross for this.

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Anime Forum Roleplaying Posts

by on November 20th, 2011 at 9:21 pm, under Image, Text

Pretty much every anime forum has some kind of subforum dedicated to nothing but roleplaying. In these hugboxes, fat smug nerds can let their inner pre-op catboy Goku roam free and pretend to be something other than simply another suburban keyboard warrior. Let’s take a look at the epic tales these master storytellers are writing. (continue reading…)

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