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THAD WEEK: Thad has sex with an anime pillow (NSFW!)

by on March 9th, 2012 at 8:47 pm, under Text, Video

Here it is. Probably the worst thing produced by the cumulative efforts of humanity: A video of pedophile and sexual deviant Thaddeus McMichael having sex with an anime pillow that depicts what I can only assume is his imaginary anime waifu Kotonoha Katsura.

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It goes without saying (but I’ll say it anyway just to be sure) that this video is INCREDIBLY NOT SAFE FOR WORK and features full nudity and utterly creepy and disturbing behavior from Thad. Your eyes might be physically unscathed, but your psyche and soul will be damaged, possibly beyond repair. I apologize for this, but we do what we must here at The Anime Reality.

Also of note is his biographical quote on the Tumblr blog:

I love mai waifu Kotonoha and young underaged white girls.
An asian is fine too.

You jelly?

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THAD WEEK: Tributes to Mad Thad

by on March 8th, 2012 at 9:41 pm, under Text, Video

What do you do when a man is caught with child porn? Why, make tribute videos celebrating his life and accomplishments, of course!

As far as I can tell, these are sincere tributes to Thaddeus McMichael, who, in case you have the worst memory on the planet, was caught with hundreds of images and video of child pornography. Granted, I didn’t check for tribute genuineness very thoroughly. Just so you know, these three tribute videos use a lot of the same images of Thad, from the fleeting moments I watched each of them. I’m especially fond of the second video’s choice of the sappy song from CON AIR, starring Nicolas Cage. What a classic.

And of course, enjoy some more YouTube white knights.

I will always remember you.

I will always remember you.

MisterSamHam doesn't give a fuck.

MisterSamHam doesn't give a fuck.

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Turns out we first posted this video two and a half years ago when we had no idea who Bad Thad was. So, here it is again for fresh enjoyment. Now with bonus comments!

NERD.

NERD.

Even if it was kids, who fucking cares?

Even if it was kids, who fucking cares?

A possible Mad Thad sighting?

A possible Mad Thad sighting?

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THAD WEEK: Thad gets a Tenga Soft Tube (NSFW)

by on March 6th, 2012 at 10:45 pm, under Video

Enjoy 8 minutes and 18 seconds of good ol’ Thad manhandling and reviewing a Tenga Soft Tube US Cup, which my roommate tells me is basically a Japanese Fleshlight. The main difference, I guess, is that the Tenga isn’t designed to be washed and reused, which makes importing one even stupider than actually buying a masturbation aid in the first place. God gave you hands for a reason, guys!

If you’d like to see the second half of his Tenga review with “hands-on” impressions, click here. Of course, this video features nudity and masturbation, making it OBVIOUSLY NOT SAFE FOR WORK, and apparently he has to put on a Bible Black rape scene to attain tumescence. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

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THAD WEEK: Thad’s FBI affidavit

by on March 5th, 2012 at 7:09 pm, under Image

Hey everybody, and welcome to THAD WEEK! In honor of the celebrated Thaddeus McMichael, we’re going to post something from the treasure trove of his lewd, lascivious life every day for the entire week. Or we’ll die trying.

Today, we share with you Thad’s very own CRIMINAL COMPLAINT filed in the United States District Court for the Eastern District of Michigan. (You know, from his arrest last week.) I’m linking the imgur gallery because as of now, it has over 163,000 views and has transferred over 20 GB in bandwidth, which is more than I care to take responsibility for on our humble hosting plan. We’ve saved the images, however, in case the files are ever taken down from imgur for whatever reason.

I’m assuming the reason this document is being shared so freely online is because it’s a matter of public record or something. I don’t know, I’m not a lawyer. Either way, it’s a fascinating read, if also a bit sickening at times. And also strangely funny, like how Thad dismisses almost all of his disgusting Facebook comments by claiming they were jokes. (Sections 12.a – 12.p, pages 4-7.)

There’s also the folder names he chose to hide his child pornography in. (Section 13, page 7.) And also what else he was storing on his USB drive. (Section 16, page 8.) Go ahead, take a look. I won’t spoil the fun.

Join us tomorrow for another installment of THAD WEEK!

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Hey, remember Mad Thad McMichael? Of course you do! He looks so harmless and happy with his imaginary anime waifu. A perfectly victimless fantasy existence, right?

Kawaii and happy

Kawaii and happy

WRONG. WRONG. WRONG.

The Detroit Free Press reports that Thaddeus McMichael, 21, of Southfield, Michigan was arrested Wednesday after an FBI investigation that was sparked by comments Thad made on Facebook. Comments like, “all cp isn’t rape, Sometimes the kids want it. Most of the time they NEED it,” and “What if I adopt a little girl? I’m sure she wouldn’t mind becoming my sex slave if I take her away from the orphanage.” McMichael reportedly said that these posts were a joke. Ha ha ha, you crack me up, Thad! And COME ON, joking isn’t against the law, right?

According to the FBI affidavit, good ol’ Thad was also “actively discussing child pornography and methods for downloading pornography from the Internet,” including comments on the topic of how to obtain child porn and how to encrypt the images. But still, just talking about how to download and hide your child porn isn’t the same thing as actually possessing it, right??

Too bad the FBI took a peek in Thad’s “electronic media sources,” which I suppose is fancy FBI language for “computer,” and uncovered the smoking gun. Or rather, between 300 to 350 smoking guns, as in that many images and videos of ACTUAL FUCKING CHILD PORNOGRAPHY. Thad sure isn’t doing the already sometimes dubious anime fandom any favors.

The Detroit Free Press reports that Thad appeared in federal court on Wednesday, the day of his arrest. As of Friday, March 2 (that’s today), Sir Thaddeus McPedophile is now free on bond, under the condition that he wear a tether and not use the Internet, which means he can’t read this post. Good thing, too, because I’d be terrified of him coming to rape my children. Actually, I still am.

Parents of Southfield and Detroit, I implore of you: Hug your kids and lock your doors. Scumbags like Thad are a harrowing reminder that such human grotesqueries can lurk in our very own neighborhoods, like an alligator poking its eyes through the surface of the muddy Florida swamps. An alligator that wants to fuck your kids, that is.

Special thanks to Greg K. for tipping us off. We’ll leave you with this image:

Thaddeus Pedophile McMichael, Esq.

Thaddeus Pedophile McMichael, Esq.

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Happy Valentine’s Day

by on February 14th, 2012 at 10:30 pm, under Image

Valentine's DayThis guy looks familiar… Oh yeah.

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Stop killing anime

by on June 25th, 2011 at 1:16 pm, under Video

An impassioned entreaty from the husband of Kotonoha Katsura.

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Happy birthday to mai waifu

by on June 2nd, 2011 at 2:12 am, under Image, Video

Possibly the saddest thing ever.

No wait, this is the saddest thing ever.

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