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Girls Watching Hentai!?

by on October 27th, 2009 at 1:21 pm, under Image

DO YOU WISH YOU WERE BEING GANGBANGED!?

DO YOU WISH YOU WERE BEING GANGBANGED!?

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Figure Cummer’s Spot [Not Work Safe]

by on October 18th, 2009 at 2:15 pm, under Image, Text

Fuck you Dylan, you fat son of a bitch. You had to link us this retarded fetish site and now we have to look through and write about it. I am going to kill myself now. I am literally going to kill myself.

Figure Cummer’s Spot is pretty much exactly what it sounds like: a community for fat people who like to jizz all over anime figures. I guess it’s just easier to fulfill your bukkake fetish when the girls can’t move or vomit uncontrollably for hours as tears stream down their faces. Let’s take a look at the exciting events going on at Figure Cummer’s Spot.

Keep the good work cumming!

Keep the good work cumming!

It seems that overall, most of the community is pretty passive and don’t actually participate too much. Most posts tend to focus on asking people what anime figure they should buy and jizz on next. If you manage to become one of the more prolific members of the site, however, you earn your own subforum where everyone can look up pictures of you fapping over figurines of 12-year old anime girls. Those figures are expensive though (some being $100+), so most members retire their special figures before they become entirely cocooned in crusty jizz. Cumming over anime figures not your cup of tea? Don’t worry, Figure Cummer’s Spot offers a variety of objects that fat gross people enjoy fapping over. Like titty-fucking one of those anime boob mousepads.

Don’t you dare look down on them though! This site just goes to show you that even fat, sweaty, maggot-covered guys that smell like vomited cheese are quick to flaunt their superiority-complexes.

It's my right!

It's my right!

For some, however, not even anime is enough to boost their confidence about their desires to fap over plastic little girls.

Looser

Looser

At least in the end, they always have each other.

Wanna get together and masturbate over my toys?

Wanna get together and masturbate over my toys?

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2D or 3D women???

by on October 1st, 2009 at 2:09 pm, under Image

2Dvs3D

The Hard Hitting Question

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The Harder Hitting Results


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“Cumming in your own mouth?”

by on September 19th, 2009 at 11:42 pm, under Image, Text

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I get hard everytime I see a girl, is that normal?

by on September 11th, 2009 at 6:52 am, under Text

Totally normal.

Totally normal.

I don't think that's why they were pointing at you.

I don't think that's why they were pointing at you.

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Is loving an anime character right?

by on September 3rd, 2009 at 1:39 pm, under Text

I've seen some adorable images with monitors and food.

"I've seen some adorable images with monitors and food."

"..my general impression of women is that they're all vicious barracudas who will emasculate you and walk off with all your worldly possessions and paycheck at the drop of a hat."

"..my general impression of women is that they're all vicious barracudas who will emasculate you and walk off with all your worldly possessions and paycheck at the drop of a hat."

LET'S MAKE THIS SHIT POLITICAL

LET'S MAKE THIS SHIT POLITICAL

If you have to ask..

If you have to ask..

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Hard-Hitting Questions, Part 2

by on August 28th, 2009 at 9:20 am, under Text

Well folks, Yahoo Answers is turning out to be a goldmine.  Expect much more in the future.

Why aren't boners prevalent in my choice of popular anime?? ARRGHHH

Why aren't boners prevalent in my choice of popular anime?? ARRGHHH

I've been asking this question for years, kid.

I've been asking this question for years, kid.

I can't tell who's joking here.

I can't tell who's joking here.

Instead of letting your 5 year old sister sleep with you, just sleep with her!

Instead of letting your 5 year old sister sleep with you, just sleep with her!

Finally, some honest answers.

Finally, some honest answers.

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Answers to Hard-Hitting Questions

by on August 25th, 2009 at 11:01 pm, under Text

Thanks for clearing that up, Stephen.

Thanks for clearing that up, Stephen.

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