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10 Ways to Get Arrested

by on March 12th, 2010 at 3:39 am, under Text

Seems like the guys over on Riuva have posted incredibly useful advice for getting an anime loving girlfriend. Check it out for yourself to get the greasy anime girl of your dreams.

Realistic expectations

1. Get a big camera and profess to be a “photographer”.

Why? Many of the hotter girl anime fans are cosplayers and hence they like having their pictures taken. Yet they don’t really know much about photography.

But here’s the crucial next step. You will ask the girl for her contacts (email, messenger, phone number) to “pass her the pictures”. Through that, you get the opportunity to talk to her. Beyond that, you could request for “personal photoshoots”, which is actually a date! Sounds awesome right? BECAUSE IT IS!!

2. Write an anime blog or be the owner of a website.

In the digital age of today, lots of cyber stalkers prowl the net. To differentiate yourself from them and establish a strong identity, you need a blog or website. The owner of a popular website like, That Anime Blog, would surely not do bad things to you if you go out with him right? I mean, he’s sooo friendly and intelligent online. The bigger your website, the more credible you seem. And if her friends read your website, it’s even better! She’ll have further incentive to date you because it adds bragging rights. Like “Hey, Janice, you love THAT anime blog right? You read it every day right? Well, that guy is my boyfriend…”

7. Research girl-hunting techniques from experts online and offline.

It’s like when you get stuck in an RPG, you need a walkthrough from gamefaqs.com right? Life is such a game. But it’s a game without savepoints and loading.
There are many dating manuals out there, many of which are tried and tested. The fundamental concept in the most effective manuals are always the same – you differentiate yourselves from other guys and make your target chase you instead. I’ll leave you to read up on this yourself. I hate to share secrets.

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My girlfriend is playing online games with other guys!

by on January 31st, 2010 at 8:55 am, under Text

That fucking whore.

Angelic Goddess resurfaces.

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Sensual Anime Seduction

by on January 21st, 2010 at 11:29 pm, under Video

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Yes, exactly.

by on January 11th, 2010 at 6:57 am, under Text

What?

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Anime Motivational Posters

by on December 14th, 2009 at 5:04 am, under Image

Need to get pumped up before you masturbate to pictures of little anime girls? Well, here you go!

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Girls don’t like me because I’m a nice guy, part 423394932

by on December 10th, 2009 at 10:11 am, under Text

A girl broke up with me, what a fucking BITCH.

A girl broke up with me, what a fucking BITCH.

Yes, this.

Yes, this.

Yeah, I dated models. No big deal. 8)

Yeah, I dated models. No big deal. 8)

Girls only like jerks.

Girls only like jerks.

"... nice guys always finish last"

... nice guys always finish last

The reason I don't have a girlfriend is because all the girls here are total sluts.

The reason I don't have a girlfriend is because all the girls here are total sluts.

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What does girls feel when the do blowjobs?

by on December 10th, 2009 at 9:57 am, under Text

blow1

blow2

blow3

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A Very Anime Thanksgiving

by on November 29th, 2009 at 2:09 am, under Text

some things happened.

some things happened.

A little Thanksigiving cheer from The Anime Reality, just in time for three days after Thanksgiving.

A little Thanksigiving cheer from The Anime Reality, just in time for three days after Thanksgiving.

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Virginity for men have no values.

Virginity for men have no values.

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