The Anime Reality RSS

Tag: Sakura-Con

Sakura-Con 2011 Commercial Contest

by on May 5th, 2011 at 7:59 am, under Video

Today marks the 2-year anniversary of yours truly. To celebrate, we’re attempting to bring the site back to life. You’re welcome.

Yes, we’ve been gone for a while. No, we’re not giving reasons or making excuses. Yes, we’re bringing the site back to life. Yes, this means we’ll be posting again semi-regularly. No, this does not necessarily mean new posts every day, just that there will be new posts whenever we have time and/or find decent content. You know what this means? You can help us out by emailing us your hot tips. Oh yeah, give us the tips.

To celebrate the resurrection of your favorite website (and because we missed it this year), let’s enjoy a recap of the 2011 Sakura-Con Commercial Contest.

(continue reading…)

3 Comments :, , , More...

Sakura-Con 2010 Commercial Contest!

by on February 1st, 2010 at 8:05 pm, under Video

Everybody knows Sakura-Con 2010 is coming up this April. It’s easily one of the greatest and biggest anime cons of Northwest America, due in part to its stellar advertising. This year, Sakura-Con intends to hand power to the people with a brilliant “make your own commercial” contest. Here’s just a few of the entries so far:

(continue reading…)

16 Comments :, , , More...


by on January 15th, 2010 at 5:38 pm, under Video

24 Comments :, , , More...

Touhoufags and Proud of it

by on August 12th, 2009 at 7:55 am, under Image, Video

This is a normal, mentally sufficient representative of the Touhou fandom.

This is a normal, mentally sufficient representative of the Touhou fandom.

Thanks, Dylan!

2 Comments :, , , , More...

Nick4x: art critic and thespian extraordinaire

by on June 23rd, 2009 at 8:28 am, under Video

The Anime Reality has existed for only a short time, yet I feel it has developed a legacy to be proud of; one that I am honored to be a part of. A legacy, if you will, of tears, sweat and various other bodily fluids staining the keyboards of outraged pedophiles and miscreants the world over.

It is with a heavy heart that I mantle this burden of writer for The Anime Reality, but I do believe I have found the perfect person to set sail with on my maiden voyage to Planet Anime. Let me introduce Nick4x, tonight’s special guest star. Give him a hand, y’all.

Let me be the first to tell you that Nick4x isn’t just like your everyday fatass Annie May snacking on tubs of PB&J and watching Akira. Nick4x has a calling. Nick4x is an artisté. He describes himself as 23 years old, and says that his interests are “games and anime,” and that these two qualities tell you exactly everything you’d want to know about him (something I am forced to agree with). He also adds that “he tends to personify himself as a female when using anime clips a lot, but that’s okay because he’s okay in his masculinity.” Hmm, yes.

I could tell you so much more about him, such as his many informative anime reviews delivered in a completely deadpan autist baritone, his anime voicework auditions over YouTube, or his beautiful eyes, but art should be experienced, not read about. Any words I have fail to describe the sublime beauty of this anime poet in action.

Did I mention he dubs all the characters in his favorite anime with his own voice? He dubs all the characters in his favorite anime with his own voice:

But don’t think he’s one-sided! He not only creates animes of beauty, he reviews them, too!

His profile can be found here:

Be sure to subscribe and email him about your interest in being made immortal through his anime voice actor auditions!

I hope you enjoyed this tour of another exhilarating facet of this anime reality we live in and the people who make it so great. I would like to take a minute to point out that any hot anime chicks are free to send me mail or pictures (do not send nudes if you are fat). I am a 20-something  young male with two tickets to SakuraCon, my own room (complete /w anime wallscrolls) at my parents’ house, and I brush my teeth. My favorite anime is Pokemon and my favorite song is “Here without you” by 3 Doors Down. I’ll be looking forward to hearing from y’all anime cuties and hentai vixens out there!

6 Comments :, , , , , More...

Legal Disclaimer

Content posted on The Anime Reality is solely for the purpose of satire and entertainment, and is not copyright anyone associated with this site. Especially not us.