The Anime Reality

MageKnight404 has taken a proactive approach towards his unrequited video game crush by creating a romhack to insert himself into the game. Watch as he finally confesses his love and realizes he should probably get a dog or something. The love confession starts at 5:50.

Everyone loves the start of a new year. It’s a chance to reassess your priorities and work on improving yourself physically and mentally. You can also just be a fat greasy animal and squeeze yourself into the local anime convention like an all-consuming cancer. Let’s take a look at what some of the upcoming cons are offering:

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Coming soon to the 3DS!

Pretty much every anime forum has some kind of subforum dedicated to nothing but roleplaying. In these hugboxes, fat smug nerds can let their inner pre-op catboy Goku roam free and pretend to be something other than simply another suburban keyboard warrior. Let’s take a look at the epic tales these master storytellers are writing. (continue reading…)

Two great tastes that keep you a virgin forever!

Going to the magic Naruto temple.

She only got the gumball because the machine was made in Japan

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You think we would have found out and understood from earlier entries, but we managed to miss an entire subset of cosplayers called Kigurumi, who are technically called Animegao (thanks a whole fucking lot, Will). The short version is basically: guys who wear anime girl bodysuits.

They’re apparently not very popular, even among cosplayers. Here’s a couple talking about how their handlers (they need assistance to move around in their suits or they constantly bump into everything) can help defend them from harassers.

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I want to start off by saying that I have no fucking idea what this is. Really, this is one of the worst things we have found. Part cult, part internet-swordsmen circle jerk, the Grays is the most bizarre thing I’ve ever come across.

"In the end...Your greatest challange, and your greatest apponent is yourself. Self is the true GateKeeper, and it is the one you must face, if you are to ever truly become a Knight of Gray"

Join the Grays today and learn to pull off sweet jumps like this! Radical!

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If you’ve read our last article on Ryo-Misaki, you probably know that he is far too large to contain in just one megapost. Knowing this, we decided to take a look into Ryo-Misaki’s AnimeB wiki page that he personally wrote himself! For those of you that don’t have time to scroll through a wiki about a massive fat man’s forum and IRC habits, we have taken the courtesy to highlight all the important parts!

Ryo was always an “educated n00b”, preferring to search extensively on a subject (and forum archives) before creating a thread or asking a question.

Around 2004, the AnimeB Brigades were formed. Naturally, Ryo was one of the first to sign up in the Motoko Brigade. He also joined the Army of the Suu Republic (ASR) and Her Kawaiiness’ Secret Service (HKSS), but not with as much participation. Ryo helped lead the Motoko Brigade to victory against the Naru Brigade in the Great Brigade Wars.

Misaki is a very sociable person, and if on the forum, will be found in the shoutbox. (Lately, though, more often on IRC.) If you come on to the Box, you WILL be greeted by Ryo. Always. (Unless he’s idle or in a thread, in which a greet will come upon return.) Ryo likes to start conversation, talk about life/moods, and cheer people up. Ryo’s presence in the Box almost always beckons more activity.

Given’s love life is currently nonexistant.

Other details added are about his job history for working at Applebee’s and his love of music and rhythm games.

Drawing self-inserts at work.

Only available in wide-screen.

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Thanks to Dylan for the submission!