The Anime Reality

This guy literally compares his addiction to anime to that one might have with heroin.  Yes, heroin.

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Remember this angry young furry kid? His rant is one of my personal favorite videos on this site.

He posted an update not long after that video, elaborating on his views of the furry fandom and his involvement and (poor) understanding of what it entails. Heh.

Enjoy. (Don’t miss his sweet wolf shirt.)

Thanks, Nick!

Remember this guy?

He sure likes getting mad about anime.

Thanks to vyabsley and Movavi Video Converter Tech for bringing this to everyone’s attention.

From the guy who uploaded the video:

…Brock is a bad influence on the kids. Besides, I do not want to try and just get laid on every single woman. I just try and analyze every woman discreetly, and when I find one that is respectable as well as good, I try to introduce her to myself, we connect to each other, and then we get married. I do NOT want to act like Quagmire, Charlie Harper, or Brock when it comes to women. We straight men should treat women with respect, not as toys that can be disposed of.

Look, I did this [Video] to try and warn everyone about the dangers of this stereotype. in case you haven’t noticed, several people are dying from anorexia, and modeling magazines are a major contributor.

Misty’s probably our only chance at bringing this world to a true balance, seeing how our just trying to boycott several magazines/protests simply aren’t enough.

Look closely behind him. His dad is watching this.

Same guy, dressed as a Pokemon:

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Straight outta Germany we got a sizzlin’ hot-hot hentai game review for you!

Bonus: How to Draw Mangas.

Hey there guys at Anime Paper, what’s going on with you?

Those VAPID CUNTS!! Why won't they touch my penis?

Tell me more about how girls really feel, mister.

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Yeah, we’ve been slow with the updates lately. Until we can get things back on track, here are some star threads from nihonomaru’s Ask a Girl forum!

Stop shaking your butts, ladies!

Not jiggling my butt when I walked was an important childhood moment for me too.

The one that voted yes is a guy.

A girl rejected me for being awkward, better hold that grudge for 10 years.

Why do those vapid cunts only want to date non-greasy, athletic men?

Don't worry, those vapid cunts will have to settle for you one day!

Fuck you Dylan, you fat son of a bitch. You had to link us this retarded fetish site and now we have to look through and write about it. I am going to kill myself now. I am literally going to kill myself.

Figure Cummer’s Spot is pretty much exactly what it sounds like: a community for fat people who like to jizz all over anime figures. I guess it’s just easier to fulfill your bukkake fetish when the girls can’t move or vomit uncontrollably for hours as tears stream down their faces. Let’s take a look at the exciting events going on at Figure Cummer’s Spot.

Keep the good work cumming!

It seems that overall, most of the community is pretty passive and don’t actually participate too much. Most posts tend to focus on asking people what anime figure they should buy and jizz on next. If you manage to become one of the more prolific members of the site, however, you earn your own subforum where everyone can look up pictures of you fapping over figurines of 12-year old anime girls. Those figures are expensive though (some being $100+), so most members retire their special figures before they become entirely cocooned in crusty jizz. Cumming over anime figures not your cup of tea? Don’t worry, Figure Cummer’s Spot offers a variety of objects that fat gross people enjoy fapping over. Like titty-fucking one of those anime boob mousepads.

Don’t you dare look down on them though! This site just goes to show you that even fat, sweaty, maggot-covered guys that smell like vomited cheese are quick to flaunt their superiority-complexes.

It's my right!

For some, however, not even anime is enough to boost their confidence about their desires to fap over plastic little girls.

Looser

At least in the end, they always have each other.

Wanna get together and masturbate over my toys?