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Death to all bottles

by on October 17th, 2012 at 7:05 pm, under Video

Aww yeah, folks.

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A Saggy Anime Girl

by on August 12th, 2012 at 4:29 pm, under Image

He wears his love on his Everything.

He wears his love on his Everything.

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NYAF 2008 Hentai

by on August 8th, 2012 at 8:01 am, under Video

“What is behind me might be something that would get your mom pissed off. Well, except for mine, who is a liberal.”

Your liberal mom must be so proud of you, Anthony “A-Log” Logatto.

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The Great Anime Duel: Colonel McBadass vs shinkaito

by on May 21st, 2012 at 12:49 am, under Video

It is a tale. Told by a pedophile, full of potatoes and violent threats, signifying nothing.

Welcome to the end of the Colonel McBadass saga. If you’ve been keeping up with his articles and the rambling comments he’s been vomiting out on this very website, you’ve probably noticed the delusional tough guy persona he puts on. His terrible views on statutory rape laws cultivated a lot of hate, but it was after he started threatening violence and sexual assault on a teenage girl that YouTube user shinkaito called him out on one of his endless fight challenges. Colonel McSanders tried to save face and agreed to this anime honor duel, making a response video (incorrectly calling him “masukaito”) and told him to meet up at a middle school for their showdown.

Shinkaito, wisely knowing this guy should not be anywhere near a middle school ever, set up an alternate location at a park. The potato took him up on this new location, giving various video responses where he claimed he was “training” for the fight and going to totally destroy shinkaito. Luckily for us, shinkaito had the consideration to bring a video camera and show what happened when the fateful time finally arrived. Let’s take a look at this exciting fight footage! Make sure you turn on annotations.

He never showed up. As you can see from his comment, he doesn’t even try to rationalize his hiding out by saying the whole affair was stupid in the first place. It’s the perfect event to close on this great potato adventure, and this video basically sums up his personality better than anything else could. Let’s take a short trip down memory lane to cap this off:

Potato and Juliet

Potato and Juliet

Not everyone can wuss out from a fight and still try to act tough

Not everyone can wuss out from a fight and still try to act tough

Gonna need protein to buff up! *eats 20 buckets of KFC*

Gonna need protein to buff up! *eats 20 buckets of KFC*

Clearly the superior being here

Clearly the superior being here

Hahaha, just kidding. A guy like this will probably have plenty of opportunities to humiliate himself some more, so keep posted.

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Colonel McBadass Update: Ephebephile 4 Life!

by on May 13th, 2012 at 7:45 pm, under Text

Pedophile apologist, Colonel McBadass, decided to close all of his previous YouTube accounts after being called out on his statutory rape laws video. I’m kind of surprised he folded so quickly, considering how long he tried to play internet tough guy. Luckily for us, he decided he couldn’t just sit back and let people tell him it’s wrong to want to have sex with 13-year-olds. Here are some gems from his new accounts:

How dare girls not appreciate pedophiles!?

How dare girls not appreciate pedophiles!?

The Great Irish Potato Rage

The Great Irish Potato Rage

Age is irrelevant!

Age is irrelevant!

Gotta stay legit.

Gotta stay legit.


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When a Katana Isn’t Enough

by on May 6th, 2012 at 7:03 pm, under Video

The potato man in these videos went by the name of Colonel McBadass on TVTropes. Despite TVTropes being infamous for being a haven to anime obsessed pedophile apologists, he was banned when he ranted at a 15 year old girl when she said she felt creeped out by adult men hitting on her. After being called out on his behavior by someone going by Roland Jones on a different forum, he decided to post up a video to show the whole world his greasy opinions on statutory rape laws.

UPDATE: The greasy sperglord made his videos private, so here’s a summary!

UPDATE 2: Statutory rape video is back up!


You think this is something? Give me a full minute, and a gaggle of schoolgirls(Japanese, preferably.) and see how many asses I can whup! In a good way, of course.

Cane Video: Fat guy in super puffy vest flails some old man cane for thirty seconds while screaming, “I’M LIKE THE FUCKING FLASH WITH THIS SHIT!”

That’s pretty intense! I wonder what this master fighter’s ideas on statutory rape laws are?

Statutory Rape Laws: Fat, sweaty man squeezes his face directly against his webcam. He then spends about five minutes talking about how statutory rape laws are unfair and break up innocent relationships because you aren’t a child anymore when you turn thirteen years old.

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DebuOtaku (NSFW)

by on April 20th, 2012 at 10:05 am, under Text, Video

Looking for True Love ^_^
Hello from DebuOtaku!!! I would describe myself as an overweight teddy bear armed with lethal kisses. ;) I love all things Japanese and videogame related, but I also enjoy politics and spirited debates. I hope to make all those who view my page, vids, and pics oh so happy. ^_^

Height: 5 ft 9 in

Weight: >300lbs

Here’s his Xtube profile (obviously NSFW). He’s posted three videos since his account debuted half a year ago, and they can be found in chronological order here, here and here. He is completely or mostly naked in all of these videos, so don’t say we didn’t warn you.

Thanks to W.T. for making us aware of this horror.

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by on December 21st, 2011 at 2:45 pm, under Video


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KingdomHeartsFrantic: Return of the Sperg

by on October 2nd, 2011 at 8:47 pm, under Image, Text, Video

I thought we’d take a look back and see what KingdomHeartsFrantic has been doing lately. After the last article about him, he came out saying that he only played a character on his youtube channel, claiming he only spent hundreds of dollars on anime paraphernalia for his show, and his multiple journals and forum accounts were done in character. Luckily, we are not retarded and know that he’s the frumpy ass weeaboo we’ve seen him to be. What has he been sperging about lately though? Well, let’s take a look.

The deviantart

His most recent journal entry deals with his original youtube account (UltimateUKFFFan) being deleted. He has since created a new account (linked above) and promises that, “Things are going to be different now. Things are going to be bigger, things are going to be better. As Legacy’s old theme used to say “It’s a new day, it’s a new generation. It’s a new day. No we never look back, no we’re never lookin’ back.” Think that kind of applies to what’s happened here. So for all future videos please check out: KHFMcAwesome. Keep in mind this channel is still under construction at the moment, so things look a little basic right now. But soon things will be back to the way they used to be… but better!”

Keep in mind that Jack (not John, as originally thought) is now 20 years old. For those of you over 20 years old, what were you doing at that age? If you’re under 20, what do you plan to be doing? Was/is it making this?

I'm gonna hang this on my fridge.

(continue reading…)

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Fat Guy Unboxing Anime Game

by on September 17th, 2011 at 12:23 am, under Video


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