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Contact us for lucrative link exchanges (NSFW)

by on December 9th, 2009 at 12:10 am, under Hate Mail

This isn’t technically hate mail, but we thought it was funny enough to post anyway. Enjoy, or don’t.

linkexchange

DON'T CLICK THIS CENSORED THUMBNAIL UNLESS YOU WANT TO GAZE INTO A GAPING ANUS

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This costs $455. (NSFW)

by on November 21st, 2009 at 12:28 pm, under Image, Text

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From the site where you can purchase this lovely lady:

Nothing beats the lifelike sensation of silicone, but sometimes you want to cuddle a little before you get your rocks off. Enter Aoi Himeno, whose plush body and super-flexible leg joints have captured the hearts and minds of guys all across Japan. Her legs can be posed in virtually any position you can think of, so let your imagination run wild as you make love to this young beauty.

Just in case you aren’t sure how sex dolls work, the company is kind enough to provide some example pictures (NSFW).

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Figure Cummer’s Spot [Not Work Safe]

by on October 18th, 2009 at 2:15 pm, under Image, Text

Fuck you Dylan, you fat son of a bitch. You had to link us this retarded fetish site and now we have to look through and write about it. I am going to kill myself now. I am literally going to kill myself.

Figure Cummer’s Spot is pretty much exactly what it sounds like: a community for fat people who like to jizz all over anime figures. I guess it’s just easier to fulfill your bukkake fetish when the girls can’t move or vomit uncontrollably for hours as tears stream down their faces. Let’s take a look at the exciting events going on at Figure Cummer’s Spot.

Keep the good work cumming!

Keep the good work cumming!

It seems that overall, most of the community is pretty passive and don’t actually participate too much. Most posts tend to focus on asking people what anime figure they should buy and jizz on next. If you manage to become one of the more prolific members of the site, however, you earn your own subforum where everyone can look up pictures of you fapping over figurines of 12-year old anime girls. Those figures are expensive though (some being $100+), so most members retire their special figures before they become entirely cocooned in crusty jizz. Cumming over anime figures not your cup of tea? Don’t worry, Figure Cummer’s Spot offers a variety of objects that fat gross people enjoy fapping over. Like titty-fucking one of those anime boob mousepads.

Don’t you dare look down on them though! This site just goes to show you that even fat, sweaty, maggot-covered guys that smell like vomited cheese are quick to flaunt their superiority-complexes.

It's my right!

It's my right!

For some, however, not even anime is enough to boost their confidence about their desires to fap over plastic little girls.

Looser

Looser

At least in the end, they always have each other.

Wanna get together and masturbate over my toys?

Wanna get together and masturbate over my toys?

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Classy fellow

by on July 17th, 2009 at 6:18 pm, under Image

tattoo

Full image is slightly NSFW.

Thanks, Paul!

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Meow

by on May 29th, 2009 at 8:23 am, under Image

horse

Full image is NSFW.

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Your Zanpakuto!? [NSFW]

by on May 16th, 2009 at 11:51 pm, under Image, Text

If you could have a Zanpakuto what would it do? What would the command word for it be? What would the bankai be and what does it look like?

Name: Baibu Kancho
Sealed Appearance: A plain looking Wakazashi.
Release Command: “Gokan!”

NSFW below

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Hi, My Name is Anthony!

by on May 10th, 2009 at 11:25 am, under Image, Text

This is Anthony, better known as Alpha_Dogg or aj12349.

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Well its a good thing Anthony doesn’t care, because we wouldn’t want to hurt a pedophile’s feelings.

from Anthony’s deviantart page:

Why I Am Here
– To become a better artist
– To be a forum whore
– To find other furries

Anthony is a very skilled artist with his own unique signature, just in case someone might try to take credit for his valuable sketches!!!:

lingerie

angel

hello-kitty

When he isn’t busy masturbating to his terrible drawings or working on commission, Anthony loves to dream about having sex with children. This last image is truly disgusting, and obviously not safe for work.

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