The Anime Reality

PLEASE DON’T CLICK THIS LINK

Excuse me while I go puke the entire contents of my torso into the bathtub.

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This isn’t technically hate mail, but we thought it was funny enough to post anyway. Enjoy, or don’t.

DON'T CLICK THIS CENSORED THUMBNAIL UNLESS YOU WANT TO GAZE INTO A GAPING ANUS

From the site where you can purchase this lovely lady:

Nothing beats the lifelike sensation of silicone, but sometimes you want to cuddle a little before you get your rocks off. Enter Aoi Himeno, whose plush body and super-flexible leg joints have captured the hearts and minds of guys all across Japan. Her legs can be posed in virtually any position you can think of, so let your imagination run wild as you make love to this young beauty.

Just in case you aren’t sure how sex dolls work, the company is kind enough to provide some example pictures (NSFW).

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Fuck you Dylan, you fat son of a bitch. You had to link us this retarded fetish site and now we have to look through and write about it. I am going to kill myself now. I am literally going to kill myself.

Figure Cummer’s Spot is pretty much exactly what it sounds like: a community for fat people who like to jizz all over anime figures. I guess it’s just easier to fulfill your bukkake fetish when the girls can’t move or vomit uncontrollably for hours as tears stream down their faces. Let’s take a look at the exciting events going on at Figure Cummer’s Spot.

Keep the good work cumming!

It seems that overall, most of the community is pretty passive and don’t actually participate too much. Most posts tend to focus on asking people what anime figure they should buy and jizz on next. If you manage to become one of the more prolific members of the site, however, you earn your own subforum where everyone can look up pictures of you fapping over figurines of 12-year old anime girls. Those figures are expensive though (some being $100+), so most members retire their special figures before they become entirely cocooned in crusty jizz. Cumming over anime figures not your cup of tea? Don’t worry, Figure Cummer’s Spot offers a variety of objects that fat gross people enjoy fapping over. Like titty-fucking one of those anime boob mousepads.

Don’t you dare look down on them though! This site just goes to show you that even fat, sweaty, maggot-covered guys that smell like vomited cheese are quick to flaunt their superiority-complexes.

It's my right!

For some, however, not even anime is enough to boost their confidence about their desires to fap over plastic little girls.

Looser

At least in the end, they always have each other.

Wanna get together and masturbate over my toys?

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Image link is very NSFW.

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Full image is slightly NSFW.

Thanks, Paul!