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why do these people exist

by on October 11th, 2013 at 8:50 pm, under Video

This video pretty much has it all.

  • Some weird-ass anime featuring giant naked human monsters eating regular-sized humans wearing jetpacks.
  • A furry watching the anime.
  • A furry watching the anime and vigorously masturbating to the nonsensical violence being depicted.
  • A furry watching the anime and vigorously masturbating to the nonsensical violence being depicted while making horrific lust-grunts that will haunt your dreams and waking nightmares.

Did I get all of it? I hope so. Obviously all these elements add up to a video that may not be explicitly NSFW, but might as well be. I never want to think of this again. Get it away from me.

Have a wonderful weekend, everybody!

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Mothers? ANIME has mothers!

by on May 12th, 2013 at 1:18 pm, under Image, Text

Happy Mother’s Day to all our readers. And what better way to celebrate all the mothers of the world than with a list of the seven hottest moms from ANIME. Slightly NSFW for anime cleavage.

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Party with Pinkie (NSFW)

by on March 29th, 2013 at 9:00 pm, under Video

Does My Little Pony count as anime? The answer is I don’t give a shit, because I’m posting this anyway. Enjoy the worst fucking video ever recorded while it lasts, because YouTube will probably take it down once they find it.

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World champion masturbator (NSFW)

by on August 1st, 2012 at 7:48 am, under Image, Video

Yeah, this is borderline not safe for work, I think. No actual nudity, but I doubt anyone wants to be caught by their boss while watching this, so be warned.

Here’s probably the best part of that video:

WORLD CHAMPION MASTURBATOR

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DebuOtaku (NSFW)

by on April 20th, 2012 at 10:05 am, under Text, Video

Looking for True Love ^_^
Hello from DebuOtaku!!! I would describe myself as an overweight teddy bear armed with lethal kisses. ;) I love all things Japanese and videogame related, but I also enjoy politics and spirited debates. I hope to make all those who view my page, vids, and pics oh so happy. ^_^

Height: 5 ft 9 in

Weight: >300lbs

Here’s his Xtube profile (obviously NSFW). He’s posted three videos since his account debuted half a year ago, and they can be found in chronological order here, here and here. He is completely or mostly naked in all of these videos, so don’t say we didn’t warn you.

Thanks to W.T. for making us aware of this horror.

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THAD WEEK: Thad has sex with an anime pillow (NSFW!)

by on March 9th, 2012 at 8:47 pm, under Text, Video

Here it is. Probably the worst thing produced by the cumulative efforts of humanity: A video of pedophile and sexual deviant Thaddeus McMichael having sex with an anime pillow that depicts what I can only assume is his imaginary anime waifu Kotonoha Katsura.

CLICK HERE FOR THE HORROR

It goes without saying (but I’ll say it anyway just to be sure) that this video is INCREDIBLY NOT SAFE FOR WORK and features full nudity and utterly creepy and disturbing behavior from Thad. Your eyes might be physically unscathed, but your psyche and soul will be damaged, possibly beyond repair. I apologize for this, but we do what we must here at The Anime Reality.

Also of note is his biographical quote on the Tumblr blog:

I love mai waifu Kotonoha and young underaged white girls.
An asian is fine too.

You jelly?

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THAD WEEK: Thad gets a Tenga Soft Tube (NSFW)

by on March 6th, 2012 at 10:45 pm, under Video

Enjoy 8 minutes and 18 seconds of good ol’ Thad manhandling and reviewing a Tenga Soft Tube US Cup, which my roommate tells me is basically a Japanese Fleshlight. The main difference, I guess, is that the Tenga isn’t designed to be washed and reused, which makes importing one even stupider than actually buying a masturbation aid in the first place. God gave you hands for a reason, guys!

If you’d like to see the second half of his Tenga review with “hands-on” impressions, click here. Of course, this video features nudity and masturbation, making it OBVIOUSLY NOT SAFE FOR WORK, and apparently he has to put on a Bible Black rape scene to attain tumescence. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

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NSFW: Greatest tattoo ever?

by on December 22nd, 2011 at 9:46 pm, under Image

CLICK HERE FOR GLORIOUS NSFW TATTOO IMAGERY

Submitted by loyal reader David. I think the character is Hatake Kakashi of Naruto, which I actually had to Google to verify. Don’t correct me if I’m wrong because I don’t care.

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NSFW Anime Sex NSFW

by on September 21st, 2011 at 8:35 pm, under Image

PLEASE DON’T CLICK THIS LINK

Excuse me while I go puke the entire contents of my torso into the bathtub.

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