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Why Are Some Girls so Offended by Chivalry?

by on March 3rd, 2013 at 5:23 pm, under Image, Text

Why are women so put off by the fact that I go out of my way to treat women like anime babies and pretend to be a knight? Haven’t they seen episode 28 of Sugoi Love Love Harem Atheist Ninja? That guy gets all the chicks on the show, so why isn’t it working when I do it in real life? This is why chivalry is dying, it’s all women’s fault! They deserve to date those big jerks if their retarded toddler minds can’t understand that I’m the only male on the planet that respects women for who they are. That bitch didn’t even offer to sleep with me and I HELD THE DOOR OPEN FOR HER!

Current Mood: Naruto

Listening to: How Could This Happen to Me – Simple Plan

Why are some girls offended by chivalry?

I also make a scene over my acts of general politeness.

I also make a scene over my acts of general politeness.

"Yeah, I'm not like most girls." - Every girl in high school ever

“Yeah, I’m not like most girls.” – Every girl in high school ever

Did they stop teaching the difference between, "your," and, "you're?"

Did they stop teaching the difference between, “your,” and, “you’re?”

I want to visit the alternate dimension these people live in where opening doors for others is super rare and a big deal.

I want to visit the alternate dimension these people live in where opening doors for others is super rare and a big deal.

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Unfinished Symphony

by on May 6th, 2012 at 12:20 pm, under Video

The world will not be complete until video-cover this is finished.

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Girls don’t like me because I’m a nice guy, part 423394932

by on December 10th, 2009 at 10:11 am, under Text

A girl broke up with me, what a fucking BITCH.

A girl broke up with me, what a fucking BITCH.

Yes, this.

Yes, this.

Yeah, I dated models. No big deal. 8)

Yeah, I dated models. No big deal. 8)

Girls only like jerks.

Girls only like jerks.

"... nice guys always finish last"

... nice guys always finish last

The reason I don't have a girlfriend is because all the girls here are total sluts.

The reason I don't have a girlfriend is because all the girls here are total sluts.

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