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Ultimate Naruto Fighter

by on May 15th, 2011 at 9:41 pm, under Image, Text

Despite the extreme popularity and development of mixed martial arts in Japan, anime faggots cling heavily to their belief that they can fight just like Naruto if they take enough classes at their strip mall karate school.

All great weathermen are masters of tenmon

Sensei Henderson told me to never use my Fatalities outside of LARPing and the dojo

When does he get the camo belt?

That shit is real FYI

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by on May 5th, 2011 at 5:13 pm, under Text

Most people on the internet are somewhat familiar with It used to be a wiki-style website where common story themes and character traits were cataloged and tracked in media. Now it’s a place where you can read about a 14-year-old’s Naruto sex fantasy where he turns into a female Ninja Turtle with penis-tits. Let’s take a look at their TroperTales Perverse Sexual Lust page


I think you know which one I'm choosing.


Instead of rolling through all 2,000 of these, we’ll just pick Naruto. (continue reading…)

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Anime Foot Fetishists Rejoice!

by on May 5th, 2011 at 11:47 am, under Image

The rest of us? Commence barfing.

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Oh Yes

These images are courtesy of the Anime Feet blog.  These fetishized cosplay pics are the best thing to come out of that site, however if you want to witness one man’s descent into madness, check out the blog’s previous posts.  Each post typically focuses on a single anime girl, and is then followed with about 5,000 screencaps of said character’s footshots.  It takes about three minutes to scroll through any given blog post.  I’m horrified.

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How to apologize to a female friend

by on May 12th, 2010 at 12:00 pm, under Video

Make her an AMV. Especially when making amends in circumstances where your mother said something mean to your friend.

Thanks, Joe!

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Naruto Rap

by on January 2nd, 2010 at 5:15 am, under Text

Smokin' blunts and watchin' Naruto

Smokin' blunts and watchin' anime

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Anime Motivational Posters

by on December 14th, 2009 at 5:04 am, under Image

Need to get pumped up before you masturbate to pictures of little anime girls? Well, here you go!

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Glorious McNippon

by on November 29th, 2009 at 11:54 pm, under Video

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How to draw Naruto & other manga

by on November 14th, 2009 at 4:06 pm, under Video

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by on October 17th, 2009 at 6:38 pm, under Video

Nothing speaks to the soul of Naruto more than fan-made rap songs.

For this and other classics like Sakura-Chan and Wanna Be a Ninja feel free to visit

Thanks, Dylan!

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