The Anime Reality

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The power of a thousand warriors.

Every

Naruto

Fan

Hi, Naruto News twitter!

Despite the extreme popularity and development of mixed martial arts in Japan, anime faggots cling heavily to their belief that they can fight just like Naruto if they take enough classes at their strip mall karate school.

All great weathermen are masters of tenmon

Sensei Henderson told me to never use my Fatalities outside of LARPing and the dojo

When does he get the camo belt?

That shit is real FYI

Most people on the internet are somewhat familiar with TvAnimeTropes.com. It used to be a wiki-style website where common story themes and character traits were cataloged and tracked in media. Now it’s a place where you can read about a 14-year-old’s Naruto sex fantasy where he turns into a female Ninja Turtle with penis-tits. Let’s take a look at their TroperTales Perverse Sexual Lust page…

I think you know which one I'm choosing.

Instead of rolling through all 2,000 of these, we’ll just pick Naruto. (continue reading…)

The rest of us? Commence barfing.

These images are courtesy of the Anime Feet blog.  These fetishized cosplay pics are the best thing to come out of that site, however if you want to witness one man’s descent into madness, check out the blog’s previous posts.  Each post typically focuses on a single anime girl, and is then followed with about 5,000 screencaps of said character’s footshots.  It takes about three minutes to scroll through any given blog post.  I’m horrified.

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Make her an AMV. Especially when making amends in circumstances where your mother said something mean to your friend.

Thanks, Joe!

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Need to get pumped up before you masturbate to pictures of little anime girls? Well, here you go!

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