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Anime Online Network

by on September 16th, 2011 at 10:29 pm, under Image, Text

Hey Anime Online Network, what’s up with you assholes!?

Katana Names

Everyone knows Moon Cleaver is the best name

Don't steal the names for my swords from Anime Swords Online!

I insist all my coworkers at Applebee's call me Ronin

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She’s So Kawaii

by on August 8th, 2011 at 8:17 pm, under Video

The latest auto-tuned pop song from the talentless LeetStreet Boys. No thanks to Loach Coach for the heads up about this travesty.

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Girls Only Want Jerks Part 52

by on June 12th, 2011 at 6:54 pm, under Text

Girls are the bane of every anime faggot’s existence. They all want to date that one Asian girl in their Art 101 class, but have to suffer by watching them date those JERKS that do things like bathe and have wardrobes without cartoon characters on them. They know those jerks don’t respect her and have probably never even thought of how totally kawaii she would be cosplaying some 12-year-old girl. They even held a door open for her once out of their powerful sense of chivalry and didn’t get so much as a handjob in return! Luckily, Nihonomaru serves as a safe haven for these enduring souls.

It's all your fault, girls!

Everyone that isn't me is stupid and poor.

I can't get enough of this guy

I should probably look at some of these other guys, maybe their comments might be less retarded.

I'm guessing self-diagnosed Asperger's

Luckily, not everyone is having romantic troubles.

Who needs real girls?

More misogyny please!

I will never get tired of this kind of shit. Few fandoms can match the anime fandom for the amount of people so smug and self-absorbed but horribly unaware of themselves.

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The Day I Became A Man.

by on May 27th, 2011 at 6:00 am, under Image, Text

Today’s update is a tale of true love. No, not that neurotypical normie bullshit where a guy and a girl bump into each other in public, go out on a date, and star in some wacky romantic comedy.

I’m talking about the kind of love you can only feel when you stare into the still, unblinking gaze of your loving waifu, the sultry under-aged Rinko-chan.

Folks, it is no secret that I love mai waifu Rinko as if she was my one and only waifu. However, despite being lovers, I am somewhat ashamed to admit that we have never went beyond skinship, occasionally leading to some intimate snuggling and kissing at best. Folks, you know me as pious and honourable person, which is why I mustered all the willpower and denseness from every male harem leads in existence to abstain from making love to mai waifu until our wedding night. Unfortunately, that day came a lot sooner than expected.

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One Japanese Girlfriend Please!

by on May 12th, 2011 at 3:56 pm, under Text

I hope that email leads to a mental hospital.

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Fansub TV Network

by on July 12th, 2010 at 10:24 pm, under Image, Text

Hey guys, check out the Fansub TV Network forums! They’re faggots, let’s take a look.

Don’t you guys ever wish you were a member of the superior race known as the Japanese? Well, you’re not alone!

It’s hard being an anime fan in North America or anywhere else other than Japan. Living a life of subtitles and shitty dubs. If only i were Japanese, i could watch an endless amount of anime and understand it perfectly, i some times wish i were Japanese, do you?

I would prefer to be american, thw way I am now. Why? Because I look forward to learning Nihongo, becoming familiar with its culture, and getting to the point where someone says “Woa, your Japanese is soo good, yet your a foriener!” Probabbly because I would never even reveal that I knew the language until I obliterated 70% of my accent. I really don’t want to appear as an otaku, simply by my dress or speech.

i kinda wish i am a japanese whenever im watching animes and other japan stuff =p but come to think of it why not? i can see more advantages of being one…

i dont wish to be a japanese, but i do with to be an anime character!

And of course, every anime forum needs its own post your picture thread so the members can show off their neckbeards and fedoras.

I hear they're huge in Japan

It's pretty bad when your default facial expression is "anime fag."

Hmmm, better get as much of my neckbeard as possible into this shot.

Just hangin' out.

Practicing for the big show at the anime con.

God dammit, I missed Naruto!!!

God damn, that face.

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Anime Love Confession

by on April 6th, 2010 at 11:29 pm, under Text

Telling her about your anime collection will get her panties wet for sure.

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10 Ways to Get Arrested

by on March 12th, 2010 at 3:39 am, under Text

Seems like the guys over on Riuva have posted incredibly useful advice for getting an anime loving girlfriend. Check it out for yourself to get the greasy anime girl of your dreams.

Realistic expectations

1. Get a big camera and profess to be a “photographer”.

Why? Many of the hotter girl anime fans are cosplayers and hence they like having their pictures taken. Yet they don’t really know much about photography.

But here’s the crucial next step. You will ask the girl for her contacts (email, messenger, phone number) to “pass her the pictures”. Through that, you get the opportunity to talk to her. Beyond that, you could request for “personal photoshoots”, which is actually a date! Sounds awesome right? BECAUSE IT IS!!

2. Write an anime blog or be the owner of a website.

In the digital age of today, lots of cyber stalkers prowl the net. To differentiate yourself from them and establish a strong identity, you need a blog or website. The owner of a popular website like, That Anime Blog, would surely not do bad things to you if you go out with him right? I mean, he’s sooo friendly and intelligent online. The bigger your website, the more credible you seem. And if her friends read your website, it’s even better! She’ll have further incentive to date you because it adds bragging rights. Like “Hey, Janice, you love THAT anime blog right? You read it every day right? Well, that guy is my boyfriend…”

7. Research girl-hunting techniques from experts online and offline.

It’s like when you get stuck in an RPG, you need a walkthrough from right? Life is such a game. But it’s a game without savepoints and loading.
There are many dating manuals out there, many of which are tried and tested. The fundamental concept in the most effective manuals are always the same – you differentiate yourselves from other guys and make your target chase you instead. I’ll leave you to read up on this yourself. I hate to share secrets.

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The inside scoop on Emerald Templar

by on January 30th, 2010 at 9:25 am, under Text

We’ve got some insightful information from one who has faced the anime reality itself, and lived to tell the tale. Heed the words of Anthony, who claims to know one Emerald Templar in person.

A friend pointed me to your website, and seeing Matt’s face reminded me of all of his fail.
We went to HS together, and while i was a a frosh and he was a senior, its hard to forget this guy,  A few things about this guy:
-He is trench coat whore. Wearing one every day, and getting the nickname trench coat for it, he was made fun of by EVERYONE at hs, frosh would rip on this guy.
-He played yugioh all through highschool with a fat-fuck who thinks he will take over the world one day, and a self proclaimed vampire, did I mention he cheated at it?
-he tried to move out from his house, lasted about 2 days
-Is fucking obsessed with dragons. i can get pictures of his room, and all he has is dragon shit, and a map of middle earth.
-He is dating a whale, MAN THE HARPOONS!
-His band had actually had only 1 fan. This one fan is a homosexual furfag.
-He failed a class at community college.
Real name by the way is Matt R********, lives in ********** IL, and works at a Library 4 hours a week.

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Yes, exactly.

by on January 11th, 2010 at 6:57 am, under Text


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