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Party with Pinkie (NSFW)

by on March 29th, 2013 at 9:00 pm, under Video

Does My Little Pony count as anime? The answer is I don’t give a shit, because I’m posting this anyway. Enjoy the worst fucking video ever recorded while it lasts, because YouTube will probably take it down once they find it.

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THAD WEEK: Thad gets a Tenga Soft Tube (NSFW)

by on March 6th, 2012 at 10:45 pm, under Video

Enjoy 8 minutes and 18 seconds of good ol’ Thad manhandling and reviewing a Tenga Soft Tube US Cup, which my roommate tells me is basically a Japanese Fleshlight. The main difference, I guess, is that the Tenga isn’t designed to be washed and reused, which makes importing one even stupider than actually buying a masturbation aid in the first place. God gave you hands for a reason, guys!

If you’d like to see the second half of his Tenga review with “hands-on” impressions, click here. Of course, this video features nudity and masturbation, making it OBVIOUSLY NOT SAFE FOR WORK, and apparently he has to put on a Bible Black rape scene to attain tumescence. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

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Barffff

by on October 20th, 2009 at 5:35 pm, under Text

Ugggggggggggh.

Ugggggggggggh.

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Hard-Hitting Questions, Mk. 3

by on September 2nd, 2009 at 7:38 pm, under Text

You can't argue facts, MOM.

You can't argue facts, MOM.

Who ya gonna call? DAD BUSTERS

Who ya gonna call? DAD BUSTERS

Sorry, baby, you're just not <b>kawaii</b> enough.

Sorry, baby, you're just not kawaii enough.

Feel free to copy/paste those links... I chose not to.

Feel free to copy/paste those links... I chose not to.

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Knowing Your Market

by on August 18th, 2009 at 11:03 pm, under Image

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Meet Crystal

by on May 18th, 2009 at 2:25 am, under Image, Text

I ask you now, dear readers, to direct your attention to one Crystal Naomi ****-**********, known on the hentaispace as Angelic Goddess.

OH MY GOD LOOK AT THAT FAT DISGUSTING BABY OH NO THE CLOSER I GET THE MORE I REALIZE THAT IT'S ACTUALLY A FULL GROWN WOMAN JESUS CHRIST HOW HORRIFYING

Dressing like I'm 16 when I'm 29 is a good idea.

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I Keep Masturbating but I’m Still Fat! WHY!?

by on May 9th, 2009 at 3:15 am, under Text

Olympic athletes masturbate 100 times a day.

Olympic athletes masturbate 100 times a day.

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I guess I should start by letting everybody know that Guro turns me on. I’ve been into it since I first saw it about two years ago, but outside of sexuality, I am a perfectly normal human being. Yes, HUMAN BEING.

Anyways, I was looking online for some guro when I found this little gem of a discussion. Now, I wanted to respond directly to the thread and not freshly throw myself out like I am now, but it was closed:

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