The Anime Reality

Fuck this world.

It appears that Grey Acumen (aka Brandon), the man that started it all, hasn’t been working out with Moon Cleaver as often as he used to and is starting to put on the pounds.

Notice the black angel wings.

Maybe they don't fit him anymore.

Apparently Minecraft has been his new spergin obsession. He’s developed some kind of crafting mod that has apparently gained some kind of popularity. I, for one, am glad that he has been able to put his dedication and drive for doing fucking nothing his entire life to good use. I’m sure his parents are proud that his tireless efforts have allowed countless Minecraft players the ability to craft things better.

Despite the extreme popularity and development of mixed martial arts in Japan, anime faggots cling heavily to their belief that they can fight just like Naruto if they take enough classes at their strip mall karate school.

All great weathermen are masters of tenmon

Sensei Henderson told me to never use my Fatalities outside of LARPing and the dojo

When does he get the camo belt?

That shit is real FYI

Last time, on The Disputed…

…Now, Part 2.

I want to start off by saying that I have no fucking idea what this is. Really, this is one of the worst things we have found. Part cult, part internet-swordsmen circle jerk, the Grays is the most bizarre thing I’ve ever come across.

"In the end...Your greatest challange, and your greatest apponent is yourself. Self is the true GateKeeper, and it is the one you must face, if you are to ever truly become a Knight of Gray"

Join the Grays today and learn to pull off sweet jumps like this! Radical!

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Surprise ponytail.