The Anime Reality

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And God said, Let there be Manga: and there was Manga. And God saw the Manga, and it was bad.

Speaking of videos that are hard to get through, enjoy this captivating glimpse at a furry’s visit to an anime store. And by captivating I mean disturbing. I can’t decide who’s more awkward – the guy in the suit, or the guy narrating behind the camera. Or the store cashier.

Sugoi.

I think pretty much everyone can universally agree that one of the worst aspects of anime is the whole “lolicon” deal. It’s common to come across debates of loli anime and its fandom, with most of its supporters and fans claiming that it’s all right since the girls aren’t real. In the end, it’s really just people trying to defend the fact that they are sexually attracted to the physical forms of children. I pretty much wanted to preface this article on Kodomo no Jikan with just how horrible all this shit is, but I think this post from Fandom Secrets really says it all:

Kodomo no Jikan is the happy-go-lucky story about the trials of a 20-something embarking on his career as an elementary school teacher. It’s a slice of life tale, showcasing all the effort and rewards about being a positive academic influence on very young children. Haha, actually it’s just about how all the 9-year-old girls in his class want to fuck him and that’s okay.

This girl is literally in third grade.

What’s that? You have a problem with how this anime/manga aggressively sexualizes young children? Heh, sorry you’re so closed-minded, you dumb baka gaijin. That’s what I would say if I posted on the MangaFox forums.

Lolicon = Shakespeare

I read it for the story, I swear!

This person has never read Lolita.

Not many pedophiles are child molesters. NOT MANY PEDOPHILES ARE CHILD MOLESTERS SDFSADF

Wait, so this thing got blocked from trying to get into the USA? Looks like the THOUGHT POLICE are once again infringing on my right to masturbate to babies! I wonder what caused the publishers to decide not to release it into the international market.

Specifically, DeAngelis stated that, during his re-review of later Kodomo no Jikan anthologies, he discovered content that he regarded as highly unsuitable for publication. The pages cited were of a scene of the main characters, Rin Kokonoe and Daisuke Aoki, stuck in a room with freezing temperatures. The two embrace in an effort to stay warm by sharing body heat, and Rin takes the opportunity to rub her crotch against Aoki’s, almost causing him to get an erection.

Oh. This is why I’m going to kill myself. I’m dead now.

Manga University is apparently one of the many companies responsible for flooding your bookstores with How to Draw Manga DESU! and Learn Anime Japaneseu! books. Apparently they decided to try making an anime web series based around learning Japanese.

The episode is pretty terrible, but you have to give them credit for openly acknowledging their main customer base is full of ignorant kids that obnoxiously fetishize a foreign culture.

The Final Solution uguu~

They already make comics for pedophiles, so hey, why not? Read it here.

RIP Borders

This guy literally compares his addiction to anime to that one might have with heroin.  Yes, heroin.

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