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Fansub TV Network

by on July 12th, 2010 at 10:24 pm, under Image, Text

Hey guys, check out the Fansub TV Network forums! They’re faggots, let’s take a look.

Don’t you guys ever wish you were a member of the superior race known as the Japanese? Well, you’re not alone!

It’s hard being an anime fan in North America or anywhere else other than Japan. Living a life of subtitles and shitty dubs. If only i were Japanese, i could watch an endless amount of anime and understand it perfectly, i some times wish i were Japanese, do you?

I would prefer to be american, thw way I am now. Why? Because I look forward to learning Nihongo, becoming familiar with its culture, and getting to the point where someone says “Woa, your Japanese is soo good, yet your a foriener!” Probabbly because I would never even reveal that I knew the language until I obliterated 70% of my accent. I really don’t want to appear as an otaku, simply by my dress or speech.

i kinda wish i am a japanese whenever im watching animes and other japan stuff =p but come to think of it why not? i can see more advantages of being one…

i dont wish to be a japanese, but i do with to be an anime character!

And of course, every anime forum needs its own post your picture thread so the members can show off their neckbeards and fedoras.

I hear they're huge in Japan

It's pretty bad when your default facial expression is "anime fag."

Hmmm, better get as much of my neckbeard as possible into this shot.

Just hangin' out.

Practicing for the big show at the anime con.

God dammit, I missed Naruto!!!

God damn, that face.

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Anime Love Confession

by on April 6th, 2010 at 11:29 pm, under Text

Telling her about your anime collection will get her panties wet for sure.

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10 Ways to Get Arrested

by on March 12th, 2010 at 3:39 am, under Text

Seems like the guys over on Riuva have posted incredibly useful advice for getting an anime loving girlfriend. Check it out for yourself to get the greasy anime girl of your dreams.

Realistic expectations

1. Get a big camera and profess to be a “photographer”.

Why? Many of the hotter girl anime fans are cosplayers and hence they like having their pictures taken. Yet they don’t really know much about photography.

But here’s the crucial next step. You will ask the girl for her contacts (email, messenger, phone number) to “pass her the pictures”. Through that, you get the opportunity to talk to her. Beyond that, you could request for “personal photoshoots”, which is actually a date! Sounds awesome right? BECAUSE IT IS!!

2. Write an anime blog or be the owner of a website.

In the digital age of today, lots of cyber stalkers prowl the net. To differentiate yourself from them and establish a strong identity, you need a blog or website. The owner of a popular website like, That Anime Blog, would surely not do bad things to you if you go out with him right? I mean, he’s sooo friendly and intelligent online. The bigger your website, the more credible you seem. And if her friends read your website, it’s even better! She’ll have further incentive to date you because it adds bragging rights. Like “Hey, Janice, you love THAT anime blog right? You read it every day right? Well, that guy is my boyfriend…”

7. Research girl-hunting techniques from experts online and offline.

It’s like when you get stuck in an RPG, you need a walkthrough from gamefaqs.com right? Life is such a game. But it’s a game without savepoints and loading.
There are many dating manuals out there, many of which are tried and tested. The fundamental concept in the most effective manuals are always the same – you differentiate yourselves from other guys and make your target chase you instead. I’ll leave you to read up on this yourself. I hate to share secrets.

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My girlfriend is playing online games with other guys!

by on January 31st, 2010 at 8:55 am, under Text

That fucking whore.

Angelic Goddess resurfaces.

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Nored knows how to get all the ladies

by on January 19th, 2010 at 3:16 am, under Text

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Anime Paper

by on December 7th, 2009 at 5:27 am, under Image, Text

Hey there guys at Anime Paper, what’s going on with you?

Those VAPID CUNTS!! Why won't they touch my penis?

Those VAPID CUNTS!! Why won't they touch my penis?

Tell me more about how girls really feel, mister.

Tell me more about how girls really feel, mister.

(continue reading…)

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A Very Anime Thanksgiving

by on November 29th, 2009 at 2:09 am, under Text

some things happened.

some things happened.

A little Thanksigiving cheer from The Anime Reality, just in time for three days after Thanksgiving.

A little Thanksigiving cheer from The Anime Reality, just in time for three days after Thanksgiving.

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Nihonomaru: Ask a Girl!

by on November 3rd, 2009 at 3:31 am, under Image, Text

Yeah, we’ve been slow with the updates lately. Until we can get things back on track, here are some star threads from nihonomaru’s Ask a Girl forum!

Stop shaking your butts, ladies!

Stop shaking your butts, ladies!

Not jiggling my butt when I walked was an important childhood moment for me too.

Not jiggling my butt when I walked was an important childhood moment for me too.

The one that voted yes is a guy.

The one that voted yes is a guy.

A girl rejected me for being awkward, better hold that grudge for 10 years.

A girl rejected me for being awkward, better hold that grudge for 10 years.

Why do those vapid cunts only want to date non-greasy, athletic men?

Why do those vapid cunts only want to date non-greasy, athletic men?

Don't worry, those vapid cunts will have to settle for you one day!

Don't worry, those vapid cunts will have to settle for you one day!

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PikaBelleChu proposed to by her Raichu

by on October 23rd, 2009 at 12:37 am, under Image, Video

Click through for pictures of this Guinness World Record Holder’s terrible playplace of a house.

(continue reading…)

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Killing My Emotions

by on October 20th, 2009 at 6:41 pm, under Text

These are indeed desprate times for otaku...

These are indeed desprate times for otaku...

Don't Worry, Be Gay!

Don't Worry, Be Gay!

Anti porn. Pro Hentai.

Anti porn. Pro Hentai.

Well you see, its like something out of one of my Japanese animes...

Jack The Ripper: Anime Fan, Serial Killer

Vapid Cunts

Vapid Cunts

I also live my life according to anime quotes

I also live my life according to anime quotes

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