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Hey, remember Mad Thad McMichael? Of course you do! He looks so harmless and happy with his imaginary anime waifu. A perfectly victimless fantasy existence, right?

Kawaii and happy

Kawaii and happy

WRONG. WRONG. WRONG.

The Detroit Free Press reports that Thaddeus McMichael, 21, of Southfield, Michigan was arrested Wednesday after an FBI investigation that was sparked by comments Thad made on Facebook. Comments like, “all cp isn’t rape, Sometimes the kids want it. Most of the time they NEED it,” and “What if I adopt a little girl? I’m sure she wouldn’t mind becoming my sex slave if I take her away from the orphanage.” McMichael reportedly said that these posts were a joke. Ha ha ha, you crack me up, Thad! And COME ON, joking isn’t against the law, right?

According to the FBI affidavit, good ol’ Thad was also “actively discussing child pornography and methods for downloading pornography from the Internet,” including comments on the topic of how to obtain child porn and how to encrypt the images. But still, just talking about how to download and hide your child porn isn’t the same thing as actually possessing it, right??

Too bad the FBI took a peek in Thad’s “electronic media sources,” which I suppose is fancy FBI language for “computer,” and uncovered the smoking gun. Or rather, between 300 to 350 smoking guns, as in that many images and videos of ACTUAL FUCKING CHILD PORNOGRAPHY. Thad sure isn’t doing the already sometimes dubious anime fandom any favors.

The Detroit Free Press reports that Thad appeared in federal court on Wednesday, the day of his arrest. As of Friday, March 2 (that’s today), Sir Thaddeus McPedophile is now free on bond, under the condition that he wear a tether and not use the Internet, which means he can’t read this post. Good thing, too, because I’d be terrified of him coming to rape my children. Actually, I still am.

Parents of Southfield and Detroit, I implore of you: Hug your kids and lock your doors. Scumbags like Thad are a harrowing reminder that such human grotesqueries can lurk in our very own neighborhoods, like an alligator poking its eyes through the surface of the muddy Florida swamps. An alligator that wants to fuck your kids, that is.

Special thanks to Greg K. for tipping us off. We’ll leave you with this image:

Thaddeus Pedophile McMichael, Esq.

Thaddeus Pedophile McMichael, Esq.

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Happy Valentine’s Day

by on February 14th, 2012 at 10:30 pm, under Image

Valentine's DayThis guy looks familiar… Oh yeah.

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Anime Online Network

by on September 16th, 2011 at 10:29 pm, under Image, Text

Hey Anime Online Network, what’s up with you assholes!?

Katana Names

Everyone knows Moon Cleaver is the best name

Don't steal the names for my swords from Anime Swords Online!

I insist all my coworkers at Applebee's call me Ronin

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How Does Naruto Real?

by on August 28th, 2011 at 9:43 pm, under Image

If only life was anime desu

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LeetStreet Boys Breakdown

by on August 19th, 2011 at 5:05 pm, under Image, Text, Video

I’d like to take a moment here to talk about the LeetStreet Boys and why they’re deluded pieces of shit. I know we’ve featured some of their auto-tuned pop rock “music” before, but we’ve never taken a look at the train wreck that is the actual band members. Let’s start with the most prominent member and co-founder of the band, Matt:

You may need to increase your resolution to fit his entire ego on your screen.

Matt is the lead singer of the otaku super group Leetstreet Boys. Like Japanophiles across the country, Matt’s obsessed with all things anime and video games, which are his main preoccupations. He also writes about falling in love, and the mix of fandom and romance in his songs have charmed otaku girls nationwide. Audiences packed with fangirls scream for him at conventions!

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Happy birthday to mai waifu

by on June 2nd, 2011 at 2:12 am, under Image, Video

Possibly the saddest thing ever.

No wait, this is the saddest thing ever.

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The Day I Became A Man.

by on May 27th, 2011 at 6:00 am, under Image, Text

Today’s update is a tale of true love. No, not that neurotypical normie bullshit where a guy and a girl bump into each other in public, go out on a date, and star in some wacky romantic comedy.

I’m talking about the kind of love you can only feel when you stare into the still, unblinking gaze of your loving waifu, the sultry under-aged Rinko-chan.

Folks, it is no secret that I love mai waifu Rinko as if she was my one and only waifu. However, despite being lovers, I am somewhat ashamed to admit that we have never went beyond skinship, occasionally leading to some intimate snuggling and kissing at best. Folks, you know me as pious and honourable person, which is why I mustered all the willpower and denseness from every male harem leads in existence to abstain from making love to mai waifu until our wedding night. Unfortunately, that day came a lot sooner than expected.

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One Japanese Girlfriend Please!

by on May 12th, 2011 at 3:56 pm, under Text

I hope that email leads to a mental hospital.

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Neurowear: Cat Ears for Humans

by on May 5th, 2011 at 11:00 pm, under Video

Some Japanese company called Neurowear has developed a set of moving cat ears that are operated by the wearer’s brainwaves. This is part of some larger line of brainwave-controlled fashion items.

The ears perk up, droop, and twitch according to the brain activity of the wearer. Finally, you can express your inner catgirl (or boy) without holding your hands up to your head like some idiot human. Check out a quick demonstration below:

Now whenever you see a cute guy on the street, you can console yourself and your wistful longing because your ears respond to how fucking pathetic you are. KAWAII~! =^_^= But don’t worry, because surely some desperate horde of white nerds is just around the corner, simply waiting for the opportunity to vie for your wretched attentions.

You can read more details about the item and company at Wired UK, if you really care to know. Thanks to @DotCom9000 for the tip.

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AnimeTropes

by on May 5th, 2011 at 5:13 pm, under Text

Most people on the internet are somewhat familiar with TvAnimeTropes.com. It used to be a wiki-style website where common story themes and character traits were cataloged and tracked in media. Now it’s a place where you can read about a 14-year-old’s Naruto sex fantasy where he turns into a female Ninja Turtle with penis-tits. Let’s take a look at their TroperTales Perverse Sexual Lust page

 

I think you know which one I'm choosing.

 

Instead of rolling through all 2,000 of these, we’ll just pick Naruto. (continue reading…)

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