The Anime Reality

Need to get pumped up before you masturbate to pictures of little anime girls? Well, here you go!

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Fuck you Dylan, you fat son of a bitch. You had to link us this retarded fetish site and now we have to look through and write about it. I am going to kill myself now. I am literally going to kill myself.

Figure Cummer’s Spot is pretty much exactly what it sounds like: a community for fat people who like to jizz all over anime figures. I guess it’s just easier to fulfill your bukkake fetish when the girls can’t move or vomit uncontrollably for hours as tears stream down their faces. Let’s take a look at the exciting events going on at Figure Cummer’s Spot.

Keep the good work cumming!

It seems that overall, most of the community is pretty passive and don’t actually participate too much. Most posts tend to focus on asking people what anime figure they should buy and jizz on next. If you manage to become one of the more prolific members of the site, however, you earn your own subforum where everyone can look up pictures of you fapping over figurines of 12-year old anime girls. Those figures are expensive though (some being $100+), so most members retire their special figures before they become entirely cocooned in crusty jizz. Cumming over anime figures not your cup of tea? Don’t worry, Figure Cummer’s Spot offers a variety of objects that fat gross people enjoy fapping over. Like titty-fucking one of those anime boob mousepads.

Don’t you dare look down on them though! This site just goes to show you that even fat, sweaty, maggot-covered guys that smell like vomited cheese are quick to flaunt their superiority-complexes.

It's my right!

For some, however, not even anime is enough to boost their confidence about their desires to fap over plastic little girls.

Looser

At least in the end, they always have each other.

Wanna get together and masturbate over my toys?

I'd rather be homeless than live without spending $100 on an anime pillowcase

Yeah, I can see how this would be more important than ... wait,

My personal preference is to not sleep on pillows that look like little girls

I can barely wake up in the morning without wanting to swallow a bullet and die. But this anime pillow might change all of that!

Thanks to Dylan for this horrifyingly comfortable submission!

Ozzy

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Name: Adam / Shedranes(nick)
Age: 22
How many years you have been an otaku?: I’ve been an Otaku for about 3 years actively, although my friends got me into anime when I was about twelve. Didn’t start collecting more seriously untill later, whatwith getting a job and all.
Nationality: Swedish
Outline of your collection: I’m going to go with round numbers here.
Manga is somewhere from 400 volumes and up.
Anime: around 250 DVD’s and up.
Figures: 31
How much your collection cost: I Have absolutely no idea. If I were to make an approx I would say something like…
Manga: about 400 vols x 100 SEK = 40 000 SEK
DVD’s: about 250 Anime DVD’s x 150 SEK = 37 500
Figures: anywhere between 10 00 – 20 000 SEK really.
Posters etc: Maybe 1-2000 SEK
Total: Somewhere around 100 000 Swedish crowns, that’s about 13 340 USD or
1,264,750 Yen. Keep in mind that all this has accumulated over quite a long time.

Click through for his collection.
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Every single one.

Anime rooms are one of the most common things we find, but this guy is just awful. His entire house is one big anime room full of swords, body pillows, wall scrolls, figures and even a titty mousepad. God damnit.