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Davido-kun LOVES Japan

by on November 10th, 2013 at 7:33 pm, under Video

He just can’t get enough.

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Why Are Some Girls so Offended by Chivalry?

by on March 3rd, 2013 at 5:23 pm, under Image, Text

Why are women so put off by the fact that I go out of my way to treat women like anime babies and pretend to be a knight? Haven’t they seen episode 28 of Sugoi Love Love Harem Atheist Ninja? That guy gets all the chicks on the show, so why isn’t it working when I do it in real life? This is why chivalry is dying, it’s all women’s fault! They deserve to date those big jerks if their retarded toddler minds can’t understand that I’m the only male on the planet that respects women for who they are. That bitch didn’t even offer to sleep with me and I HELD THE DOOR OPEN FOR HER!

Current Mood: Naruto

Listening to: How Could This Happen to Me – Simple Plan

Why are some girls offended by chivalry?

I also make a scene over my acts of general politeness.

I also make a scene over my acts of general politeness.

"Yeah, I'm not like most girls." - Every girl in high school ever

“Yeah, I’m not like most girls.” – Every girl in high school ever

Did they stop teaching the difference between, "your," and, "you're?"

Did they stop teaching the difference between, “your,” and, “you’re?”

I want to visit the alternate dimension these people live in where opening doors for others is super rare and a big deal.

I want to visit the alternate dimension these people live in where opening doors for others is super rare and a big deal.

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FUCK OFF, MOM

by on July 18th, 2011 at 10:56 am, under Video

It’s a lifestyle.

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Fakku! gives their thoughts on the current crisis in Haiti

by on January 21st, 2010 at 12:55 am, under Text

Ah, Fakku. Haven’t dipped into your putrid hentai-infested waters for quite some time. Let’s see how you are doing.

For more horrible humans, hit the jump!!

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Nored knows how to get all the ladies

by on January 19th, 2010 at 3:16 am, under Text

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Girls don’t like me because I’m a nice guy, part 423394932

by on December 10th, 2009 at 10:11 am, under Text

A girl broke up with me, what a fucking BITCH.

A girl broke up with me, what a fucking BITCH.

Yes, this.

Yes, this.

Yeah, I dated models. No big deal. 8)

Yeah, I dated models. No big deal. 8)

Girls only like jerks.

Girls only like jerks.

"... nice guys always finish last"

... nice guys always finish last

The reason I don't have a girlfriend is because all the girls here are total sluts.

The reason I don't have a girlfriend is because all the girls here are total sluts.

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Anime Paper

by on December 7th, 2009 at 5:27 am, under Image, Text

Hey there guys at Anime Paper, what’s going on with you?

Those VAPID CUNTS!! Why won't they touch my penis?

Those VAPID CUNTS!! Why won't they touch my penis?

Tell me more about how girls really feel, mister.

Tell me more about how girls really feel, mister.

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Virginity for men have no values.

Virginity for men have no values.

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Nihonomaru: Ask a Girl!

by on November 3rd, 2009 at 3:31 am, under Image, Text

Yeah, we’ve been slow with the updates lately. Until we can get things back on track, here are some star threads from nihonomaru’s Ask a Girl forum!

Stop shaking your butts, ladies!

Stop shaking your butts, ladies!

Not jiggling my butt when I walked was an important childhood moment for me too.

Not jiggling my butt when I walked was an important childhood moment for me too.

The one that voted yes is a guy.

The one that voted yes is a guy.

A girl rejected me for being awkward, better hold that grudge for 10 years.

A girl rejected me for being awkward, better hold that grudge for 10 years.

Why do those vapid cunts only want to date non-greasy, athletic men?

Why do those vapid cunts only want to date non-greasy, athletic men?

Don't worry, those vapid cunts will have to settle for you one day!

Don't worry, those vapid cunts will have to settle for you one day!

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Killing My Emotions

by on October 20th, 2009 at 6:41 pm, under Text

These are indeed desprate times for otaku...

These are indeed desprate times for otaku...

Don't Worry, Be Gay!

Don't Worry, Be Gay!

Anti porn. Pro Hentai.

Anti porn. Pro Hentai.

Well you see, its like something out of one of my Japanese animes...

Jack The Ripper: Anime Fan, Serial Killer

Vapid Cunts

Vapid Cunts

I also live my life according to anime quotes

I also live my life according to anime quotes

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