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Anime Forum Roleplaying Posts

by on November 20th, 2011 at 9:21 pm, under Image, Text

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Pretty much every anime forum has some kind of subforum dedicated to nothing but roleplaying. In these hugboxes, fat smug nerds can let their inner pre-op catboy Goku roam free and pretend to be something other than simply another suburban keyboard warrior. Let’s take a look at the epic tales these master storytellers are writing. (continue reading…)

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Anime Online Network

by on September 16th, 2011 at 10:29 pm, under Image, Text

Hey Anime Online Network, what’s up with you assholes!?

Katana Names

Everyone knows Moon Cleaver is the best name

Don't steal the names for my swords from Anime Swords Online!

I insist all my coworkers at Applebee's call me Ronin

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No soda bottle is safe in this neighborhood.

by on July 18th, 2011 at 3:43 pm, under Video

slice those bottles gurl

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My New Anime Sword

by on July 5th, 2011 at 8:00 pm, under Video

He literally turns into Goku when he holds it.

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OH MY GOD HE’S BACK. GREYACUMEN RETURNS. AAAAAAAAAA

by on June 13th, 2011 at 3:02 pm, under Video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJdIlVsB3LY

LITERALLY SPRAYING CUM RN HOLY SHIT

[Ed. note: Video does not allow embedding so you have to click the link.]

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Dream Assassin

by on June 1st, 2011 at 1:01 am, under Video

Fuck this world.

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Grey Fatcumen

by on May 26th, 2011 at 7:18 pm, under Image, Text

It appears that Grey Acumen (aka Brandon), the man that started it all, hasn’t been working out with Moon Cleaver as often as he used to and is starting to put on the pounds.

Notice the black angel wings.

Maybe they don't fit him anymore.

Apparently Minecraft has been his new spergin obsession. He’s developed some kind of crafting mod that has apparently gained some kind of popularity. I, for one, am glad that he has been able to put his dedication and drive for doing fucking nothing his entire life to good use. I’m sure his parents are proud that his tireless efforts have allowed countless Minecraft players the ability to craft things better.

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Ultimate Naruto Fighter

by on May 15th, 2011 at 9:41 pm, under Image, Text

Despite the extreme popularity and development of mixed martial arts in Japan, anime faggots cling heavily to their belief that they can fight just like Naruto if they take enough classes at their strip mall karate school.

All great weathermen are masters of tenmon

Sensei Henderson told me to never use my Fatalities outside of LARPing and the dojo

When does he get the camo belt?

That shit is real FYI

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I Did It All For The Nuki

by on January 20th, 2010 at 11:00 pm, under Video

We have a new entry in our series of The Anime Reality Originals, after finding ourselves with some creative energy inspired by StevePoppers. He did it all for the nuki(tsuke), after all.

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StevePoppers and The Art of Nukitsuke

by on January 20th, 2010 at 3:42 pm, under Video

This is Anthony, AKA StevePoppers, and his Nukitsuke (The only proper word to describe unsheathing your hanzo steel) technique:

That not badass enough for you? You might want to keep in mind he’s 5’8  (173cm) and his katana is 28.5 inches (72cm) while he pulls this sweet move off.

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