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The Real Victims: Post-Quake Anime Rooms

by on May 6th, 2012 at 6:00 pm, under Image

Oh no!

Oh no!

Are you crying yet?

Are you crying yet?

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The horror!

The horror!

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I can’t stop looking at the zits on his chinnnnn.

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Spirited Away: The Worst Anime

by on January 29th, 2012 at 9:36 pm, under Text

When you’re a 14 year-old anime fan, and you hear that an Anime movie has won the Oscar for Best Animated Feature, followed by an insane amount of hype, you can’t help but feel a little excited. You watch the trailer, and think: “Wow, this must be amazing! I can’t wait to see it!” A few years later, you finally get to watch it. It… doesn’t hold up. …This was supposed to be an awesome movie, right? Then why do you feel like you’ve been cheated? You rent it, and watch it again – twice. Maybe you just didn’t “get it” the first time around. …But no. You don’t get anything from the experience but an empty void. There was something there, but it was so vague and lost within itself it just evaporated before you could grasp it. The story is thin, most characters are either pointless or plot devices, and, to top it off, the ending (before the credits, I mean) is a downer.

It is with my deepest sorrow, thus, that I state: I hate Spirited Away with a passion.

Okay, granted, part of my hatred for this movie might come from all the hype thrown at it. I just don’t think it lives up to it, outside of its artistic value, but people seem intent on simply not finding any flaws in it, just endlessly praising it to the ends of the Earth. It probably doesn’t help that I found out it was up against Disney’s Lilo And Stitch and Treasure Planet for the Oscar. Pixar wasn’t in the competition that year, so it was the one chance Disney had at the Best Animated Feature award. One chance, two movies, both good, and both movies lost. To this.

Man, it had no Gokus, no fireballs, no katanas, no nothin’! It was the worst anime I ever saw. Courtesy of the TvTropes.com forums.

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

by on December 21st, 2011 at 2:45 pm, under Video

ruf8yds9fydsgfhds

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Anime Online Network

by on September 16th, 2011 at 10:29 pm, under Image, Text

Hey Anime Online Network, what’s up with you assholes!?

Katana Names

Everyone knows Moon Cleaver is the best name

Don't steal the names for my swords from Anime Swords Online!

I insist all my coworkers at Applebee's call me Ronin

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VOLARE

by on September 9th, 2011 at 7:49 pm, under Video

Naturally, this is what animation mapping programmers were hoping to achieve with their software.

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Overly Flamboyant Black Man Rants About Being a True Otaku

by on September 3rd, 2011 at 7:26 pm, under Video

Thanks, Andrew.

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Being a foreigner in Japan

by on August 8th, 2011 at 1:06 am, under Video

My God… We’re like celebrities to them.

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Japanese girls want to be groped

by on July 31st, 2011 at 5:23 pm, under Video

Both of these videos have disabled embedding, so click through for the horror.

Jesus Fucking Christ.

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恥ずかし~~

by on July 25th, 2011 at 8:28 am, under Video

What is with Japan and schoolgirls?

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