The Anime Reality

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJdIlVsB3LY

LITERALLY SPRAYING CUM RN HOLY SHIT

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Girls are the bane of every anime faggot’s existence. They all want to date that one Asian girl in their Art 101 class, but have to suffer by watching them date those JERKS that do things like bathe and have wardrobes without cartoon characters on them. They know those jerks don’t respect her and have probably never even thought of how totally kawaii she would be cosplaying some 12-year-old girl. They even held a door open for her once out of their powerful sense of chivalry and didn’t get so much as a handjob in return! Luckily, Nihonomaru serves as a safe haven for these enduring souls.

It's all your fault, girls!

Everyone that isn't me is stupid and poor.

I can't get enough of this guy

I should probably look at some of these other guys, maybe their comments might be less retarded.

I'm guessing self-diagnosed Asperger's

Luckily, not everyone is having romantic troubles.

Who needs real girls?

More misogyny please!

I will never get tired of this kind of shit. Few fandoms can match the anime fandom for the amount of people so smug and self-absorbed but horribly unaware of themselves.

Crunchyroll is a site for real anime fans. For only $6.95 a month you can legally watch the latest adventures of Naruto and support anime worldwide.

It’s a great idea, matched only by what a terrible idea it was to give those same paying members their own forums. What sort of issues do Crunchyroll members like talking about? Well, the same things all of us worry about:

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GreyAcumen, a noble swordsman and soon-to-be poet laureate, has accomplished much in life. From swinging a nodachi with the skill of a Japanese samurai to writing fiction that makes Tolstoy look like Stephanie Meyer, GreyAcumen has proven himself a master of just about every trade.

GreyAcumen began his venture into poetry with “Tired of This,” an angst-ridden piece that, while still a masterpiece by any other standard, was merely a starting point in his journey. In “I’m Missing You,” Grey revealed his soft side, adding an entirely new level of depth to his outwardly self-confident, machismo image. Months of work finally came to fruition when Grey penned his magnum opus, “I am the Sword.” In what many scholars believe to be the modern day equivalent of Beowulf, Grey conveyed a sense of glory, honor, and betrayal stronger than any historical epic poem in a mere 26 lines.

I am happy to say that these newly discovered poems contain that same GreyAcumen level of quality we have all come to expect. “Pen vs Sword,” “Gloating,” and “What it all comes down to” will forever be preserved here for future generations to study and draw inspiration from.

Graceful with both pen and sword.

Pen vs Sword

The pen is mightier than the sword

that one really has me floored

with just one swipe, one downward swing

the pen is not that strong a thing

it would break against a sword

the sword is action, the pen’s all word

A poison pen, now there’s a thought

but that reeks of a lowly plot

a sword or axe or punching dagger

when struck with these your foe will stagger

They deal with things face to face

put things blunty and in their place

So face your problems, don’t be suprised

when a sharp edge cuts it down to size

but if the problem still remains, then

maybe you should have instead used a pen?

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Meet Drusky, aka Dragun_Souldier.

Fuck.

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