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The inside scoop on Emerald Templar

by on January 30th, 2010 at 9:25 am, under Text

We’ve got some insightful information from one who has faced the anime reality itself, and lived to tell the tale. Heed the words of Anthony, who claims to know one Emerald Templar in person.

A friend pointed me to your website, and seeing Matt’s face reminded me of all of his fail.
We went to HS together, and while i was a a frosh and he was a senior, its hard to forget this guy,  A few things about this guy:
-He is trench coat whore. Wearing one every day, and getting the nickname trench coat for it, he was made fun of by EVERYONE at hs, frosh would rip on this guy.
-He played yugioh all through highschool with a fat-fuck who thinks he will take over the world one day, and a self proclaimed vampire, did I mention he cheated at it?
-he tried to move out from his house, lasted about 2 days
-Is fucking obsessed with dragons. i can get pictures of his room, and all he has is dragon shit, and a map of middle earth.
-He is dating a whale, MAN THE HARPOONS!
-His band had actually had only 1 fan. This one fan is a homosexual furfag.
-He failed a class at community college.
Real name by the way is Matt R********, lives in ********** IL, and works at a Library 4 hours a week.

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Maumastoks: Asexual Lithuanian Raver

by on January 17th, 2010 at 3:08 pm, under Image, Text, Video

Maumastoks lives in Lithuania. He loves to shuffle.

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Anime Club: More Than Just Sex Symbols

by on October 21st, 2009 at 9:18 am, under Video

CLICK CLICK BOOM

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KingdomHeartsFrantic

by on July 3rd, 2009 at 4:04 am, under Image, Text

God. Fucking. Damn.

Here at The Anime Reality, we’ve come across a lot of pretty awful anime fans. Some are horrible, most are laughable, but for the most part they’re pretty uniform across most anime forums. I thought it would be hard to find more good material until this guy:

THIS GUY

Meet John

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Rainbow Sticks it Up My Butt

by on May 8th, 2009 at 4:49 pm, under Text

where is your anime god now

where is your anime god now

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I Will Believe Too…

by on May 6th, 2009 at 8:03 pm, under Image

I can't wait for the anime version.

I can't wait for the anime version.

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OI, KAGAMI, I BU-ROUGHT PUHRESNTS FOR YOU!!!

by on May 6th, 2009 at 4:21 am, under Video

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I Can’t Tell the Difference!

by on May 6th, 2009 at 4:16 am, under Image

Whoa! Which one is the drawing!?

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This was in a folder named Prom 2008. He is currently 21 years old.

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Typical Jocks

by on May 6th, 2009 at 12:52 am, under Image, Text

When I was in high school, I too had to deal with a few people who made fun of me for liking anime. Of course, most of them were jocks and slutty girls whose only interests were football, cheerleading, manicures, weight lifting and drugs. I was sitting there on the computer one day watching the first Ghost in the Shell films and some goth punk walks by and goes “What is wrong with you? Why are you watching that crappy cartoon porn? What else do you have, Pokemon XXX? Anime fans are all virgin douchebags, you know.” He wasn’t worth replying to, so I just flipped him off and he went off to meet his girlfriend or something. Then there was a group of crackheads who started calling me the antichrist and made some anti-semitic remarks towards me (I’m not even Jewish, and I have no idea what that has to do with liking anime). These kinds of people are bad enough, but then you have losers like my brother who make fun of anime, saying it’s all a bunch of “yelling samurai ninja warriors and robots.” He makes fun of me for being in college and still watching “cartoons,” yet the guy’s a senior in high school and he watches Rugrats and Spongebob.

Bottom line, just ignore the anime bashers. They have no idea what they’re talking about. Actually, they’re probably just upset that something they don’t like is extremely popular.


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