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Hentai Review: 0/5 Boners

by on May 2nd, 2012 at 10:28 pm, under Video

What a letdown.

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A shining exemplar of the TV Tropes community

by on November 29th, 2011 at 12:05 am, under Video

This Chagen 46 fellow is so creepy that even some members of the creepy TV Tropes community found fit to ostracize him with this video celebrating some of his insanity.

Thanks to Ross for this.

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NSFW Anime Sex NSFW

by on September 21st, 2011 at 8:35 pm, under Image

PLEASE DON’T CLICK THIS LINK

Excuse me while I go puke the entire contents of my torso into the bathtub.

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Justifying Your Fetish

by on July 20th, 2011 at 5:58 pm, under Text

If you want realism, look no further than cartoons.

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Waiter, There’s An Invisi-Dick In My Soup

by on June 26th, 2011 at 2:03 pm, under Video

Have you ever seen someone and the word “gross” just rushes to the front of your head at light speed? Some might say that’s shallow and judgmental. Those people need to watch this guy.

Jesus Christ, take like five seconds to not eat cookies and milk while you “review” shitty hentai by talking about like, whoa dude, the deep plot.

 

His roommate is RIGHT FUCKING BEHIND HIM.

 

Get it? This dude is just plain gross. Not sure what’s worse, reviewing hentai on YouTube, or that horrid lip smacking that keeps happening.

Thanks to Vaughan for helping us showcase this grotesque display!

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AnimeTropes

by on May 5th, 2011 at 5:13 pm, under Text

Most people on the internet are somewhat familiar with TvAnimeTropes.com. It used to be a wiki-style website where common story themes and character traits were cataloged and tracked in media. Now it’s a place where you can read about a 14-year-old’s Naruto sex fantasy where he turns into a female Ninja Turtle with penis-tits. Let’s take a look at their TroperTales Perverse Sexual Lust page

 

I think you know which one I'm choosing.

 

Instead of rolling through all 2,000 of these, we’ll just pick Naruto. (continue reading…)

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Doujins? In MY YouTube?

by on May 5th, 2011 at 2:00 pm, under Image, Video

Hello friends, we’re back, and with very important news! Did you know? You can stop throwing away your hard-earned cash to add to your Doujin collection! There’s an easier way!

It's preferable to have, you know, ACTUAL skeletons in your closet.

(continue reading…)

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CNN – Your World Four Years Ago

by on March 30th, 2010 at 8:46 pm, under Text

CNN Breaking News

CNN wants you to know that in Japan, they make video games where you can simulate the act of sexually assaulting and raping girls. Despite belabored attempts to pretend sounding journalistically objective, the story betrays CNN’s own disgust at such a discovery, asking the question “When does a video game go too far?”

I agree, games that let you rape girls are loathsome and vile, so it is all the more unfortunate that the game CNN is writing about, RapeLay, is almost four fucking years old now, and has already been the subject of great controversy. In other news, man walks on moon, and CNN discovers something called the Internet.

Hentai games are not new to Japan. This country has long produced products the rest of the world would call pornographic. But before the arrival of the Internet, such items stayed in Japan. Now, once a game goes on sale in Tokyo, it is digitized and shared everywhere.

I guess the point of this post is to remind everyone that RapeLay is disgusting, and that CNN is as incompetent as ever. Keep on shining, you crazy diamond.

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Kirsten Dunst: Turning Japanese

by on February 23rd, 2010 at 6:22 am, under Video

We noticed this at UK Resistance, and honestly, they already said everything that needs to be said about this atrocity. I now hate both Kirsten Dunst and McG far more than I thought was previously possible.

Watch this song become the anthem for every cosplaying anime fan in America. Or anywhere that isn’t Japan, I guess.

TURNING JAPANESE I THINK I’M TURNING JAPANESE I REALLY THINK SO

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This is all anime porn.

by on January 30th, 2010 at 7:54 am, under Image

All of it.

Thanks, Dylan.

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