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Chrono Trigger – Mother Knows Best

Summary: Flea offers Queen Zeal just what she needs to rein in her troublesome daughter Schala.

Codes: F/F, Inc, MC, Slave, SoloF, Toys, Trans, Other (evil, magic)

“I demand to know the status of our Ocean Palace.” Queen Zeal sat haughty on her gilded throne, its cushions red as Earthbound blood. The sinister smirk and hypnotic stare she possessed unwavered in the eyes of all who looked upon her, an air of tainted elegance and grace tied to her every whimsical motion. They reminded of her lineage to the throne, her royal heinousness bewitching her people to her cause. Her cyan blue hair turned into an upraised plumage by her crown, she sat and listened to her commander Dalton.

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Jerry: Today on Jerry Springer, is Frieza gay?

(Frieza walks out to the boos of the audience)

Frieza: Shut up! (He blows up half of the front row)

Jerry: Now Frieza, what is your lifestyle?

Frieza: Well Jerry, I’m a physco-lunatic nent on destroying the world

Jerry: And why is that Frieza?

Frieza: I didn’t get playboy channels! Preferred customers my ass… (he trails off into an incoherent grumble)

Jerry: I always thought you were a girl, and if you’re actually a guy, why do you wear a pink speedo?

Frieza: (he whispers) classified information

Jerry: Now we have a special guest who you’ll remember as an enemy of yours…Please welcome, GOKU!

(Goku enters and the remaining audience members cheer)

Goku: Hey Frieza! How’ve you been?

Frieza: Fine…how are you? (Goku backs away slowly)

Jerry: Frieza, answer this once you’re done drooling….are you gay?

Goku: I can answer that question! He is! He told me right before Namek exploded!

Audience Member #1: Well duh he’s gay! (Frieza slices him in half with an energy ring)

Frieza: It’s true! (he rips off his armor to reveal a dance jumpsuit, and he proceeds to dance all over the stage)

Jerry: Next time on Jerry Springer, Vegeta’s and Bulma’s adventures…UNCUT!