The Anime Reality

This video pretty much has it all.

• Some weird-ass anime featuring giant naked human monsters eating regular-sized humans wearing jetpacks.
• A furry watching the anime.
• A furry watching the anime and vigorously masturbating to the nonsensical violence being depicted.
• A furry watching the anime and vigorously masturbating to the nonsensical violence being depicted while making horrific lust-grunts that will haunt your dreams and waking nightmares.

Did I get all of it? I hope so. Obviously all these elements add up to a video that may not be explicitly NSFW, but might as well be. I never want to think of this again. Get it away from me.

Have a wonderful weekend, everybody!

Did you purchase Neurowear’s previous brain-wave controlled accessory and fail to completely alienate your friends and family? Well, Neurowear has got you covered with their new product: Shippo!

Now, everyone can visually identify you as a person to actively ignore and avoid when your butt starts wagging in the manga section at Barnes & Noble. The shippo item is still in the prototype stage, but be sure to keep an eye on it and get your pre-orders in (XXL and XXL only).

Speaking of videos that are hard to get through, enjoy this captivating glimpse at a furry’s visit to an anime store. And by captivating I mean disturbing. I can’t decide who’s more awkward – the guy in the suit, or the guy narrating behind the camera. Or the store cashier.

The purple thing is a fursuit mask.

Hi again! This is quite old by now, but I wanted to post about it anyway.

Two furries, who posted videos of themselves on YouTube joyriding around in their fursuits (this video has since been deleted), got into a huge fucking accident and died last month near Silver Spring, MD. The news report states that they crossed over the middle line for “unknown reasons” causing them to slam into an oncoming vehicle. I guess blind spots are a pretty big issue inside of fursuit masks. Surprise.

Furry News Network quickly issued a eulogy for the deceased, highlighting their fursonas ahead of their real identities.

Double Tragedy Strikes Furry Community

The furry community suffered a double blow last Thursday when Vex (aka Ponybird on FurAffinity) and Loki both died in a car crash while driving eastbound on Piney Branch Road near Silverspring, MD.

The 26-year-old Vex Windarian (real name Olin Dale Sorenson) was driving with Loki Blackfang (23-year-old Sylvia Clarice Taiko Reiff) in the passenger seat. Police do not as yet know why, but for some reason their car crossed into the westbound lane and was struck head-on by a tow-truck. Loki passed away at the scene. Vex was taken to a nearby hospital but was later pronounced dead.
The tow-truck driver, Melesio J. Monterroza Cartagena, sustained non-life-threatening injuries.
Vex had recently moved with his mate, Serpy Arkavia Thylacinus (SillySerpentine) to Maryland from California. Serpy is still in Maryland, but wishes to return to California. She and her mother are working on funeral arrangement.

They buried the guy with a fursuit mask and a dead, mangled bird.

And the best for last, of course:

"Associate at PETCO"

This was a real double whammy.

This Chagen 46 fellow is so creepy that even some members of the creepy TV Tropes community found fit to ostracize him with this video celebrating some of his insanity.

Thanks to Ross for this.

lol

So sick.

Wolves > pigs, clearly.

Going hard to Chingy, no less. This is my new favorite video y’all.

This is what Nathan and I do on the weekends.