The Anime Reality

Thanks, Joe!

Remember this angry young furry kid? His rant is one of my personal favorite videos on this site.

He posted an update not long after that video, elaborating on his views of the furry fandom and his involvement and (poor) understanding of what it entails. Heh.

Enjoy. (Don’t miss his sweet wolf shirt.)

Thanks, Nick!

Look closely behind him. His dad is watching this.

Same guy, dressed as a Pokemon:

We’ve got some insightful information from one who has faced the anime reality itself, and lived to tell the tale. Heed the words of Anthony, who claims to know one Emerald Templar in person.

A friend pointed me to your website, and seeing Matt’s face reminded me of all of his fail.
We went to HS together, and while i was a a frosh and he was a senior, its hard to forget this guy,  A few things about this guy:
-He is trench coat whore. Wearing one every day, and getting the nickname trench coat for it, he was made fun of by EVERYONE at hs, frosh would rip on this guy.
-He played yugioh all through highschool with a fat-fuck who thinks he will take over the world one day, and a self proclaimed vampire, did I mention he cheated at it?
-he tried to move out from his house, lasted about 2 days
-Is fucking obsessed with dragons. i can get pictures of his room, and all he has is dragon shit, and a map of middle earth.
-He is dating a whale, MAN THE HARPOONS!
-His band had actually had only 1 fan. This one fan is a homosexual furfag.
-He failed a class at community college.
Real name by the way is Matt R********, lives in ********** IL, and works at a Library 4 hours a week.

"My Fedora... Pure win."

After reading this reply on Yahoo! Answers I tried digging up some more on this guy. Here’s what I found.
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If there has been anything I’ve learned from searching out horrible anime fans, it’s that the phrase, “Guns are dishonorable!” will always lead you to gold. It’s basically the rallying cry of people suffering from bad cases of anime disease. Twin-Blade-Mike is no different in this case. As long as anime tells people they can block bullets with their katanas, people like Twin-Blade-Mike will exist.

Who would win in a fight, him or Emerald Templar?

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