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PikaBelleChu proposed to by her Raichu

by on October 23rd, 2009 at 12:37 am, under Image, Video

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Figure Cummer’s Spot [Not Work Safe]

by on October 18th, 2009 at 2:15 pm, under Image, Text

Fuck you Dylan, you fat son of a bitch. You had to link us this retarded fetish site and now we have to look through and write about it. I am going to kill myself now. I am literally going to kill myself.

Figure Cummer’s Spot is pretty much exactly what it sounds like: a community for fat people who like to jizz all over anime figures. I guess it’s just easier to fulfill your bukkake fetish when the girls can’t move or vomit uncontrollably for hours as tears stream down their faces. Let’s take a look at the exciting events going on at Figure Cummer’s Spot.

Keep the good work cumming!

Keep the good work cumming!

It seems that overall, most of the community is pretty passive and don’t actually participate too much. Most posts tend to focus on asking people what anime figure they should buy and jizz on next. If you manage to become one of the more prolific members of the site, however, you earn your own subforum where everyone can look up pictures of you fapping over figurines of 12-year old anime girls. Those figures are expensive though (some being $100+), so most members retire their special figures before they become entirely cocooned in crusty jizz. Cumming over anime figures not your cup of tea? Don’t worry, Figure Cummer’s Spot offers a variety of objects that fat gross people enjoy fapping over. Like titty-fucking one of those anime boob mousepads.

Don’t you dare look down on them though! This site just goes to show you that even fat, sweaty, maggot-covered guys that smell like vomited cheese are quick to flaunt their superiority-complexes.

It's my right!

It's my right!

For some, however, not even anime is enough to boost their confidence about their desires to fap over plastic little girls.



At least in the end, they always have each other.

Wanna get together and masturbate over my toys?

Wanna get together and masturbate over my toys?

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Anime Shrine: Adam

by on October 9th, 2009 at 2:04 am, under Image, Text


Name: Adam / Shedranes(nick)
Age: 22
How many years you have been an otaku?: I’ve been an Otaku for about 3 years actively, although my friends got me into anime when I was about twelve. Didn’t start collecting more seriously untill later, whatwith getting a job and all.
Nationality: Swedish
Outline of your collection: I’m going to go with round numbers here.
Manga is somewhere from 400 volumes and up.
Anime: around 250 DVD’s and up.
Figures: 31
How much your collection cost: I Have absolutely no idea. If I were to make an approx I would say something like…
Manga: about 400 vols x 100 SEK = 40 000 SEK
DVD’s: about 250 Anime DVD’s x 150 SEK = 37 500
Figures: anywhere between 10 00 – 20 000 SEK really.
Posters etc: Maybe 1-2000 SEK
Total: Somewhere around 100 000 Swedish crowns, that’s about 13 340 USD or
1,264,750 Yen. Keep in mind that all this has accumulated over quite a long time.

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Anime Shrine: Rorschach

by on October 9th, 2009 at 1:57 am, under Image, Text


* Name: Rorschach
* Age: 41 (official Otaku Geezer)
* How many years you have been an otaku: Been an anime lover for 20+ years. Started collecting figures about a year ago.
* Nationality: United Statesian
* Outline of your collection: 16 figures with more trickling in all the time. Much as I admire all of the dedicated otaku here, I don’t want to overload my space…
* How much your collection cost: About 1,500 USD
* Your fave item: My Daiki Kougyo Kanu. It was the first figure that I HAD TO HAVE (I bet a lot of you know what I mean)
* Your website address: Still thinking about it
* Anything else you want to say: I’m trying to make a room that features the figures that I love without overwhelming the other aspects of my life. Which means I might not be a true otaku after all :)

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The Face of Terror

by on October 9th, 2009 at 1:52 am, under Image


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Every item in this room has the same character on it.

by on October 8th, 2009 at 10:32 am, under Image

Every single one.

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Anime Shrine: dazza3949

by on October 5th, 2009 at 3:21 pm, under Image


* Name (or nick name): Darren Palmer (dazza3949)
* Age: 25
* Sex: Male
* How many years you have been an otaku: 2 years
* Nationality: British/UK
* Outline of your collection: Figures, Anime, Games, Wall Scrolls
* How much your collection cost: No Idea, maybe £2-3k? ($3.5-4.5k)
* Your fave item: Alter Hayate Yagami 1/7 (Mahou Shojo Lyrical Nanoha)
* Anything else you want to say: Ohayo! I just joined the site today after being a lurker for a few months so I figured i’d post some shots of my room for you all^^ I went to Tokyo for 2 weeks back in May 08 and is desperate to try and get over there again to bring back some more loot. Also looking at moving into my own place in the near future which will give me more space to display things.

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Anime Shrine: “GG & EM”

by on September 19th, 2009 at 7:40 pm, under Image, Text


* Names (or nick names): GG&EM
* Age: 25
* How many years you have been an otaku: 12
* Nationality: American
* Outline of your collection: Far too much….figures, autographs, DVDs, manga, art books, video games, shitajiki, character goods, seiyuu stuff, etc. etc. This is probably about 1/10 of our collection; sadly the rest are in storage.
* How much does your collection cost: I don’t want to think about it but I’d say on average we each spend $300-$500 a month and on a bad month with a lot of releases (like all the upcoming K-on merchandise), maybe $1000.
* Your fave item: autographs
* Your website address:
* Anything else you want to say: This is EM’s basement that has sort of become a mini-museum for our combined autograph collection (well about 2/3) and some of our individual figure collections that we have no space for at the moment. Everything up on the walls are sketches or autographs by character designers, mangaka, seiyuu, creators, animators, singers, idols, directors, etc. It’s kind of fun to see it all up and pay homage to the people who create the works we love. Our website has pretty much become a competition between two friends on who has a better autograph, character goods, doll and figure collection. However as the domain name implies, we’re pretty slow (lazy) in updating so who the winner is, is up in the air right now. Maybe one day we’ll actually have everything up and actually have the courage to post pics of our individual rooms.

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Anime Shrine: “RavenSchwann”

by on September 19th, 2009 at 5:47 pm, under Image, Text


* Name: Tim Nguyen
* Age: 20
* Sex: Male
* How many years you have been an otaku: 10?
* Nationality: Vietnamese born in Canada
* Outline of your collection:Figures, Games, Anime, Manga, Plushies, Pillow Cases, and more.
* How much your collection: tens of thousands? A lot okay? Spend like 3k a month on stuff.
* Your fave item : Not an “item” but I’m proud of my manga collection, over 1000 North American released manga volumes.
* Your website address:, my email, I love making anime buds, ones in Canada, ON would be awesome cause I go to all the cons here and would love to meet more people, and nab a geeky anime girlfriend :3
* Anything else you want to say: PERSONA! *BANG* Honestly, if I get into this book, it would mean the world to me. Thanks to Danny and Kotobukiya for this opportunity.

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