Tag: figures
Today’s update is a tale of true love. No, not that neurotypical normie bullshit where a guy and a girl bump into each other in public, go out on a date, and star in some wacky romantic comedy.
I’m talking about the kind of love you can only feel when you stare into the still, unblinking gaze of your loving waifu, the sultry under-aged Rinko-chan.
Folks, it is no secret that I love mai waifu Rinko as if she was my one and only waifu. However, despite being lovers, I am somewhat ashamed to admit that we have never went beyond skinship, occasionally leading to some intimate snuggling and kissing at best. Folks, you know me as pious and honourable person, which is why I mustered all the willpower and denseness from every male harem leads in existence to abstain from making love to mai waifu until our wedding night. Unfortunately, that day came a lot sooner than expected.
Lightning Sabre and His Amazing Anime Figurine Collection
by Charles on May 22nd, 2011 at 11:42 pm, under Image, Text, Video
It’s the return of everyone’s favorite, the megapost! Every so often The Anime Reality goes in-depth and profiles people that we believe are the best of the anime ‘community’ for our readers. Today, I’d like to share the story of Lightning Sabre with you all.
Awwwww Yeah.
I will not rest until every square inch of my room is covered in anime.
PikaBelleChu proposed to by her Raichu
by Colin on October 23rd, 2009 at 12:37 am, under Image, Video
Click through for pictures of this Guinness World Record Holder’s terrible playplace of a house.
Figure Cummer’s Spot [Not Work Safe]
by Glenn on October 18th, 2009 at 2:15 pm, under Image, Text
Fuck you Dylan, you fat son of a bitch. You had to link us this retarded fetish site and now we have to look through and write about it. I am going to kill myself now. I am literally going to kill myself.
Figure Cummer’s Spot is pretty much exactly what it sounds like: a community for fat people who like to jizz all over anime figures. I guess it’s just easier to fulfill your bukkake fetish when the girls can’t move or vomit uncontrollably for hours as tears stream down their faces. Let’s take a look at the exciting events going on at Figure Cummer’s Spot.
Keep the good work cumming!
It seems that overall, most of the community is pretty passive and don’t actually participate too much. Most posts tend to focus on asking people what anime figure they should buy and jizz on next. If you manage to become one of the more prolific members of the site, however, you earn your own subforum where everyone can look up pictures of you fapping over figurines of 12-year old anime girls. Those figures are expensive though (some being $100+), so most members retire their special figures before they become entirely cocooned in crusty jizz. Cumming over anime figures not your cup of tea? Don’t worry, Figure Cummer’s Spot offers a variety of objects that fat gross people enjoy fapping over. Like titty-fucking one of those anime boob mousepads.
Don’t you dare look down on them though! This site just goes to show you that even fat, sweaty, maggot-covered guys that smell like vomited cheese are quick to flaunt their superiority-complexes.
It's my right!
For some, however, not even anime is enough to boost their confidence about their desires to fap over plastic little girls.
Looser
At least in the end, they always have each other.
Wanna get together and masturbate over my toys?
Name: Adam / Shedranes(nick)
Age: 22
How many years you have been an otaku?: I’ve been an Otaku for about 3 years actively, although my friends got me into anime when I was about twelve. Didn’t start collecting more seriously untill later, whatwith getting a job and all.
Nationality: Swedish
Outline of your collection: I’m going to go with round numbers here.
Manga is somewhere from 400 volumes and up.
Anime: around 250 DVD’s and up.
Figures: 31
How much your collection cost: I Have absolutely no idea. If I were to make an approx I would say something like…
Manga: about 400 vols x 100 SEK = 40 000 SEK
DVD’s: about 250 Anime DVD’s x 150 SEK = 37 500
Figures: anywhere between 10 00 – 20 000 SEK really.
Posters etc: Maybe 1-2000 SEK
Total: Somewhere around 100 000 Swedish crowns, that’s about 13 340 USD or
1,264,750 Yen. Keep in mind that all this has accumulated over quite a long time.
Click through for his collection.
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