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It’s OK, DAD ROSS is Here!

by on November 29th, 2012 at 9:42 pm, under Text, Video

SON ROSS, are you there? It’s me, the DAD ROSS. You don’t have to worry anymore, son, I took care of it. I kicked the door in to that weak baby’s house with my steel-toed boots and tactical NVGs equipped. He started going off in his dumb jock voice, saying shit like “Get out” and “Who are you?” I gave him the ol’ ROSS family zing and said, “Me? I’m a rock. And a rolling stone gathers no ROSS.” Then I let him have it with my Remington 870, double tap right to his anime-hating core.

I hope you can read this, SON ROSS. He had one of those message things that go out when you type them like on America Online. I had to delete some of his junk though, some more crap about the ROSS. Something about a show called Cat Planet Cuties and you spending  25% of a review on a musical sequence that plays out entirely in Japanese with no subtitles, removing any possible emotional context you were trying to get across. Is that a thing you watch? The cute cat planners? How do I send this message? Is it this publish button?



Semper fi

These things we do so that others may live

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Of course there are panties

by on November 22nd, 2012 at 7:05 am, under Video

Enjoy a horrible video containing almost 9 full minutes of some mouthbreather going over the details of some anime figurine and its panties. I don’t know, I didn’t watch the whole thing. Thanks to Pugs Malone for sending this in, and happy Thanksgiving to everyone else.

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The Real Victims: Post-Quake Anime Rooms

by on May 6th, 2012 at 6:00 pm, under Image

Oh no!

Oh no!

Are you crying yet?

Are you crying yet?





The horror!

The horror!

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by on July 19th, 2011 at 2:09 pm, under Video


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FWG, meet DBZ.

by on July 10th, 2011 at 1:03 pm, under Video


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by on July 1st, 2011 at 8:33 pm, under Image

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The Day I Became A Man.

by on May 27th, 2011 at 6:00 am, under Image, Text

Today’s update is a tale of true love. No, not that neurotypical normie bullshit where a guy and a girl bump into each other in public, go out on a date, and star in some wacky romantic comedy.

I’m talking about the kind of love you can only feel when you stare into the still, unblinking gaze of your loving waifu, the sultry under-aged Rinko-chan.

Folks, it is no secret that I love mai waifu Rinko as if she was my one and only waifu. However, despite being lovers, I am somewhat ashamed to admit that we have never went beyond skinship, occasionally leading to some intimate snuggling and kissing at best. Folks, you know me as pious and honourable person, which is why I mustered all the willpower and denseness from every male harem leads in existence to abstain from making love to mai waifu until our wedding night. Unfortunately, that day came a lot sooner than expected.

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It’s the return of everyone’s favorite, the megapost! Every so often The Anime Reality goes in-depth and profiles people that we believe are the best of the anime ‘community’ for our readers. Today, I’d like to share the story of Lightning Sabre with you all.


Awwwww Yeah.

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A party at home

by on May 20th, 2010 at 9:31 pm, under Video

Kickin’ party, Lars.

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My Anime Room

by on May 19th, 2010 at 8:36 pm, under Video

I will not rest until every square inch of my room is covered in anime.

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