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Colonel McBadass Update: Ephebephile 4 Life!

by on May 13th, 2012 at 7:45 pm, under Text

Pedophile apologist, Colonel McBadass, decided to close all of his previous YouTube accounts after being called out on his statutory rape laws video. I’m kind of surprised he folded so quickly, considering how long he tried to play internet tough guy. Luckily for us, he decided he couldn’t just sit back and let people tell him it’s wrong to want to have sex with 13-year-olds. Here are some gems from his new accounts:

How dare girls not appreciate pedophiles!?

How dare girls not appreciate pedophiles!?

The Great Irish Potato Rage

The Great Irish Potato Rage

Age is irrelevant!

Age is irrelevant!

Gotta stay legit.

Gotta stay legit.

Spudileo

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Kodomo no Jikan: I’m Dead

by on February 24th, 2012 at 2:23 am, under Image, Text

I think pretty much everyone can universally agree that one of the worst aspects of anime is the whole “lolicon” deal. It’s common to come across debates of loli anime and its fandom, with most of its supporters and fans claiming that it’s all right since the girls aren’t real. In the end, it’s really just people trying to defend the fact that they are sexually attracted to the physical forms of children. I pretty much wanted to preface this article on Kodomo no Jikan with just how horrible all this shit is, but I think this post from Fandom Secrets really says it all:

Fandom Secrets

Kodomo no Jikan is the happy-go-lucky story about the trials of a 20-something embarking on his career as an elementary school teacher. It’s a slice of life tale, showcasing all the effort and rewards about being a positive academic influence on very young children. Haha, actually it’s just about how all the 9-year-old girls in his class want to fuck him and that’s okay.

Barf

This girl is literally in third grade.

What’s that? You have a problem with how this anime/manga aggressively sexualizes young children? Heh, sorry you’re so closed-minded, you dumb baka gaijin. That’s what I would say if I posted on the MangaFox forums.

MangaFox post 1

Lolicon = Shakespeare

MangaFox post 2

I read it for the story, I swear!

MangaFox post 3

This person has never read Lolita.

MangaFox post 4

Not many pedophiles are child molesters. NOT MANY PEDOPHILES ARE CHILD MOLESTERS SDFSADF

Wait, so this thing got blocked from trying to get into the USA? Looks like the THOUGHT POLICE are once again infringing on my right to masturbate to babies! I wonder what caused the publishers to decide not to release it into the international market.

Specifically, DeAngelis stated that, during his re-review of later Kodomo no Jikan anthologies, he discovered content that he regarded as highly unsuitable for publication. The pages cited were of a scene of the main characters, Rin Kokonoe and Daisuke Aoki, stuck in a room with freezing temperatures. The two embrace in an effort to stay warm by sharing body heat, and Rin takes the opportunity to rub her crotch against Aoki’s, almost causing him to get an erection.

Oh. This is why I’m going to kill myself. I’m dead now.

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A shining exemplar of the TV Tropes community

by on November 29th, 2011 at 12:05 am, under Video

This Chagen 46 fellow is so creepy that even some members of the creepy TV Tropes community found fit to ostracize him with this video celebrating some of his insanity.

Thanks to Ross for this.

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I Wish I Were a Gay Japanese Boy

by on June 19th, 2011 at 6:46 pm, under Text

I mean, who doesn’t?

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The Day I Became A Man.

by on May 27th, 2011 at 6:00 am, under Image, Text

Today’s update is a tale of true love. No, not that neurotypical normie bullshit where a guy and a girl bump into each other in public, go out on a date, and star in some wacky romantic comedy.

I’m talking about the kind of love you can only feel when you stare into the still, unblinking gaze of your loving waifu, the sultry under-aged Rinko-chan.

Folks, it is no secret that I love mai waifu Rinko as if she was my one and only waifu. However, despite being lovers, I am somewhat ashamed to admit that we have never went beyond skinship, occasionally leading to some intimate snuggling and kissing at best. Folks, you know me as pious and honourable person, which is why I mustered all the willpower and denseness from every male harem leads in existence to abstain from making love to mai waifu until our wedding night. Unfortunately, that day came a lot sooner than expected.

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It’s the return of everyone’s favorite, the megapost! Every so often The Anime Reality goes in-depth and profiles people that we believe are the best of the anime ‘community’ for our readers. Today, I’d like to share the story of Lightning Sabre with you all.

 

Awwwww Yeah.

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Naruto is Fat like His Fans

by on May 15th, 2011 at 11:24 pm, under Image

Every

Naruto

Fan

Hi, Naruto News twitter!

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Anime Foot Fetishists Rejoice!

by on May 5th, 2011 at 11:47 am, under Image

The rest of us? Commence barfing.

Oh Yes
Oh Yes

These images are courtesy of the Anime Feet blog.  These fetishized cosplay pics are the best thing to come out of that site, however if you want to witness one man’s descent into madness, check out the blog’s previous posts.  Each post typically focuses on a single anime girl, and is then followed with about 5,000 screencaps of said character’s footshots.  It takes about three minutes to scroll through any given blog post.  I’m horrified.

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The Few, The Proud, The Kigurumi

by on January 30th, 2010 at 9:31 am, under Image, Text, Video

You think we would have found out and understood from earlier entries, but we managed to miss an entire subset of cosplayers called Kigurumi, who are technically called Animegao (thanks a whole fucking lot, Will). The short version is basically: guys who wear anime girl bodysuits.

They’re apparently not very popular, even among cosplayers. Here’s a couple talking about how their handlers (they need assistance to move around in their suits or they constantly bump into everything) can help defend them from harassers.

(Click on the thumbnails to read.)

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