The Anime Reality

I mean, who doesn’t?

Today’s update is a tale of true love. No, not that neurotypical normie bullshit where a guy and a girl bump into each other in public, go out on a date, and star in some wacky romantic comedy.

I’m talking about the kind of love you can only feel when you stare into the still, unblinking gaze of your loving waifu, the sultry under-aged Rinko-chan.

Folks, it is no secret that I love mai waifu Rinko as if she was my one and only waifu. However, despite being lovers, I am somewhat ashamed to admit that we have never went beyond skinship, occasionally leading to some intimate snuggling and kissing at best. Folks, you know me as pious and honourable person, which is why I mustered all the willpower and denseness from every male harem leads in existence to abstain from making love to mai waifu until our wedding night. Unfortunately, that day came a lot sooner than expected.

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It’s the return of everyone’s favorite, the megapost! Every so often The Anime Reality goes in-depth and profiles people that we believe are the best of the anime ‘community’ for our readers. Today, I’d like to share the story of Lightning Sabre with you all.

Awwwww Yeah.

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Every

Naruto

Fan

Hi, Naruto News twitter!

The rest of us? Commence barfing.

These images are courtesy of the Anime Feet blog.  These fetishized cosplay pics are the best thing to come out of that site, however if you want to witness one man’s descent into madness, check out the blog’s previous posts.  Each post typically focuses on a single anime girl, and is then followed with about 5,000 screencaps of said character’s footshots.  It takes about three minutes to scroll through any given blog post.  I’m horrified.

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You think we would have found out and understood from earlier entries, but we managed to miss an entire subset of cosplayers called Kigurumi, who are technically called Animegao (thanks a whole fucking lot, Will). The short version is basically: guys who wear anime girl bodysuits.

They’re apparently not very popular, even among cosplayers. Here’s a couple talking about how their handlers (they need assistance to move around in their suits or they constantly bump into everything) can help defend them from harassers.

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From the site where you can purchase this lovely lady:

Nothing beats the lifelike sensation of silicone, but sometimes you want to cuddle a little before you get your rocks off. Enter Aoi Himeno, whose plush body and super-flexible leg joints have captured the hearts and minds of guys all across Japan. Her legs can be posed in virtually any position you can think of, so let your imagination run wild as you make love to this young beauty.

Just in case you aren’t sure how sex dolls work, the company is kind enough to provide some example pictures (NSFW).

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