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KingdomHeartsFrantic: Return of the Sperg

by on October 2nd, 2011 at 8:47 pm, under Image, Text, Video

I thought we’d take a look back and see what KingdomHeartsFrantic has been doing lately. After the last article about him, he came out saying that he only played a character on his youtube channel, claiming he only spent hundreds of dollars on anime paraphernalia for his show, and his multiple journals and forum accounts were done in character. Luckily, we are not retarded and know that he’s the frumpy ass weeaboo we’ve seen him to be. What has he been sperging about lately though? Well, let’s take a look.

The deviantart

His most recent journal entry deals with his original youtube account (UltimateUKFFFan) being deleted. He has since created a new account (linked above) and promises that, “Things are going to be different now. Things are going to be bigger, things are going to be better. As Legacy’s old theme used to say “It’s a new day, it’s a new generation. It’s a new day. No we never look back, no we’re never lookin’ back.” Think that kind of applies to what’s happened here. So for all future videos please check out: KHFMcAwesome. Keep in mind this channel is still under construction at the moment, so things look a little basic right now. But soon things will be back to the way they used to be… but better!”

Keep in mind that Jack (not John, as originally thought) is now 20 years old. For those of you over 20 years old, what were you doing at that age? If you’re under 20, what do you plan to be doing? Was/is it making this?

I'm gonna hang this on my fridge.

(continue reading…)

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Lily’s Story

by on July 15th, 2011 at 12:34 am, under Video

“For the most part, they know I’m male…”

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KISS KISS KISS

by on July 12th, 2011 at 6:30 pm, under Video

oh my god fuck you Jonathan

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The Seductive Geisha Girl…

by on July 9th, 2011 at 7:50 pm, under Video

…tries to entice The Bishounen Killer while dancing & singing to DISTURBIA by Rhianna. Bancoran doesn’t seem amused but offers a body roll now and then.

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Grey Fatcumen

by on May 26th, 2011 at 7:18 pm, under Image, Text

It appears that Grey Acumen (aka Brandon), the man that started it all, hasn’t been working out with Moon Cleaver as often as he used to and is starting to put on the pounds.

Notice the black angel wings.

Maybe they don't fit him anymore.

Apparently Minecraft has been his new spergin obsession. He’s developed some kind of crafting mod that has apparently gained some kind of popularity. I, for one, am glad that he has been able to put his dedication and drive for doing fucking nothing his entire life to good use. I’m sure his parents are proud that his tireless efforts have allowed countless Minecraft players the ability to craft things better.

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Naruto is Fat like His Fans

by on May 15th, 2011 at 11:24 pm, under Image

Every

Naruto

Fan

Hi, Naruto News twitter!

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AnimeTropes

by on May 5th, 2011 at 5:13 pm, under Text

Most people on the internet are somewhat familiar with TvAnimeTropes.com. It used to be a wiki-style website where common story themes and character traits were cataloged and tracked in media. Now it’s a place where you can read about a 14-year-old’s Naruto sex fantasy where he turns into a female Ninja Turtle with penis-tits. Let’s take a look at their TroperTales Perverse Sexual Lust page

 

I think you know which one I'm choosing.

 

Instead of rolling through all 2,000 of these, we’ll just pick Naruto. (continue reading…)

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Fansub TV Network

by on July 12th, 2010 at 10:24 pm, under Image, Text

Hey guys, check out the Fansub TV Network forums! They’re faggots, let’s take a look.

Don’t you guys ever wish you were a member of the superior race known as the Japanese? Well, you’re not alone!

It’s hard being an anime fan in North America or anywhere else other than Japan. Living a life of subtitles and shitty dubs. If only i were Japanese, i could watch an endless amount of anime and understand it perfectly, i some times wish i were Japanese, do you?

I would prefer to be american, thw way I am now. Why? Because I look forward to learning Nihongo, becoming familiar with its culture, and getting to the point where someone says “Woa, your Japanese is soo good, yet your a foriener!” Probabbly because I would never even reveal that I knew the language until I obliterated 70% of my accent. I really don’t want to appear as an otaku, simply by my dress or speech.

i kinda wish i am a japanese whenever im watching animes and other japan stuff =p but come to think of it why not? i can see more advantages of being one…

i dont wish to be a japanese, but i do with to be an anime character!

And of course, every anime forum needs its own post your picture thread so the members can show off their neckbeards and fedoras.

I hear they're huge in Japan

It's pretty bad when your default facial expression is "anime fag."

Hmmm, better get as much of my neckbeard as possible into this shot.

Just hangin' out.

Practicing for the big show at the anime con.

God dammit, I missed Naruto!!!

God damn, that face.

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Figure Cummer’s Spot [Not Work Safe]

by on October 18th, 2009 at 2:15 pm, under Image, Text

Fuck you Dylan, you fat son of a bitch. You had to link us this retarded fetish site and now we have to look through and write about it. I am going to kill myself now. I am literally going to kill myself.

Figure Cummer’s Spot is pretty much exactly what it sounds like: a community for fat people who like to jizz all over anime figures. I guess it’s just easier to fulfill your bukkake fetish when the girls can’t move or vomit uncontrollably for hours as tears stream down their faces. Let’s take a look at the exciting events going on at Figure Cummer’s Spot.

Keep the good work cumming!

Keep the good work cumming!

It seems that overall, most of the community is pretty passive and don’t actually participate too much. Most posts tend to focus on asking people what anime figure they should buy and jizz on next. If you manage to become one of the more prolific members of the site, however, you earn your own subforum where everyone can look up pictures of you fapping over figurines of 12-year old anime girls. Those figures are expensive though (some being $100+), so most members retire their special figures before they become entirely cocooned in crusty jizz. Cumming over anime figures not your cup of tea? Don’t worry, Figure Cummer’s Spot offers a variety of objects that fat gross people enjoy fapping over. Like titty-fucking one of those anime boob mousepads.

Don’t you dare look down on them though! This site just goes to show you that even fat, sweaty, maggot-covered guys that smell like vomited cheese are quick to flaunt their superiority-complexes.

It's my right!

It's my right!

For some, however, not even anime is enough to boost their confidence about their desires to fap over plastic little girls.

Looser

Looser

At least in the end, they always have each other.

Wanna get together and masturbate over my toys?

Wanna get together and masturbate over my toys?

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Ryo-Misaki Megapost 2: The Revenge of Miracle Whip

by on September 26th, 2009 at 5:50 pm, under Image, Text, Video

If you’ve read our last article on Ryo-Misaki, you probably know that he is far too large to contain in just one megapost. Knowing this, we decided to take a look into Ryo-Misaki’s AnimeB wiki page that he personally wrote himself! For those of you that don’t have time to scroll through a wiki about a massive fat man’s forum and IRC habits, we have taken the courtesy to highlight all the important parts!

Ryo was always an “educated n00b”, preferring to search extensively on a subject (and forum archives) before creating a thread or asking a question.

Around 2004, the AnimeB Brigades were formed. Naturally, Ryo was one of the first to sign up in the Motoko Brigade. He also joined the Army of the Suu Republic (ASR) and Her Kawaiiness’ Secret Service (HKSS), but not with as much participation. Ryo helped lead the Motoko Brigade to victory against the Naru Brigade in the Great Brigade Wars.

Misaki is a very sociable person, and if on the forum, will be found in the shoutbox. (Lately, though, more often on IRC.) If you come on to the Box, you WILL be greeted by Ryo. Always. (Unless he’s idle or in a thread, in which a greet will come upon return.) Ryo likes to start conversation, talk about life/moods, and cheer people up. Ryo’s presence in the Box almost always beckons more activity.

Given’s love life is currently nonexistant.

Other details added are about his job history for working at Applebee’s and his love of music and rhythm games.

Drawing self-inserts at work.

Drawing self-inserts at work.

Only avaliable in wide-screen.

Only available in wide-screen.

(continue reading…)

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