The Anime Reality

Most people on the internet are somewhat familiar with TvAnimeTropes.com. It used to be a wiki-style website where common story themes and character traits were cataloged and tracked in media. Now it’s a place where you can read about a 14-year-old’s Naruto sex fantasy where he turns into a female Ninja Turtle with penis-tits. Let’s take a look at their TroperTales Perverse Sexual Lust page…

I think you know which one I'm choosing.

Instead of rolling through all 2,000 of these, we’ll just pick Naruto. (continue reading…)

Hey guys, check out the Fansub TV Network forums! They’re faggots, let’s take a look.

Don’t you guys ever wish you were a member of the superior race known as the Japanese? Well, you’re not alone!

It’s hard being an anime fan in North America or anywhere else other than Japan. Living a life of subtitles and shitty dubs. If only i were Japanese, i could watch an endless amount of anime and understand it perfectly, i some times wish i were Japanese, do you?

I would prefer to be american, thw way I am now. Why? Because I look forward to learning Nihongo, becoming familiar with its culture, and getting to the point where someone says “Woa, your Japanese is soo good, yet your a foriener!” Probabbly because I would never even reveal that I knew the language until I obliterated 70% of my accent. I really don’t want to appear as an otaku, simply by my dress or speech.

i kinda wish i am a japanese whenever im watching animes and other japan stuff =p but come to think of it why not? i can see more advantages of being one…

i dont wish to be a japanese, but i do with to be an anime character!

And of course, every anime forum needs its own post your picture thread so the members can show off their neckbeards and fedoras.

I hear they're huge in Japan

It's pretty bad when your default facial expression is "anime fag."

Hmmm, better get as much of my neckbeard as possible into this shot.

Just hangin' out.

Practicing for the big show at the anime con.

God dammit, I missed Naruto!!!

God damn, that face.

Fuck you Dylan, you fat son of a bitch. You had to link us this retarded fetish site and now we have to look through and write about it. I am going to kill myself now. I am literally going to kill myself.

Figure Cummer’s Spot is pretty much exactly what it sounds like: a community for fat people who like to jizz all over anime figures. I guess it’s just easier to fulfill your bukkake fetish when the girls can’t move or vomit uncontrollably for hours as tears stream down their faces. Let’s take a look at the exciting events going on at Figure Cummer’s Spot.

Keep the good work cumming!

It seems that overall, most of the community is pretty passive and don’t actually participate too much. Most posts tend to focus on asking people what anime figure they should buy and jizz on next. If you manage to become one of the more prolific members of the site, however, you earn your own subforum where everyone can look up pictures of you fapping over figurines of 12-year old anime girls. Those figures are expensive though (some being $100+), so most members retire their special figures before they become entirely cocooned in crusty jizz. Cumming over anime figures not your cup of tea? Don’t worry, Figure Cummer’s Spot offers a variety of objects that fat gross people enjoy fapping over. Like titty-fucking one of those anime boob mousepads.

Don’t you dare look down on them though! This site just goes to show you that even fat, sweaty, maggot-covered guys that smell like vomited cheese are quick to flaunt their superiority-complexes.

It's my right!

For some, however, not even anime is enough to boost their confidence about their desires to fap over plastic little girls.

Looser

At least in the end, they always have each other.

Wanna get together and masturbate over my toys?

If you’ve read our last article on Ryo-Misaki, you probably know that he is far too large to contain in just one megapost. Knowing this, we decided to take a look into Ryo-Misaki’s AnimeB wiki page that he personally wrote himself! For those of you that don’t have time to scroll through a wiki about a massive fat man’s forum and IRC habits, we have taken the courtesy to highlight all the important parts!

Ryo was always an “educated n00b”, preferring to search extensively on a subject (and forum archives) before creating a thread or asking a question.

Around 2004, the AnimeB Brigades were formed. Naturally, Ryo was one of the first to sign up in the Motoko Brigade. He also joined the Army of the Suu Republic (ASR) and Her Kawaiiness’ Secret Service (HKSS), but not with as much participation. Ryo helped lead the Motoko Brigade to victory against the Naru Brigade in the Great Brigade Wars.

Misaki is a very sociable person, and if on the forum, will be found in the shoutbox. (Lately, though, more often on IRC.) If you come on to the Box, you WILL be greeted by Ryo. Always. (Unless he’s idle or in a thread, in which a greet will come upon return.) Ryo likes to start conversation, talk about life/moods, and cheer people up. Ryo’s presence in the Box almost always beckons more activity.

Given’s love life is currently nonexistant.

Other details added are about his job history for working at Applebee’s and his love of music and rhythm games.

Drawing self-inserts at work.

Only available in wide-screen.

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Hey everyone, meet Okysho Kenyaku (non-anime name: Elliot Wong)

A Chinese man pretending to be a Japanese man pretending to be Grey Acumen.

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Taken at some anti-Obama protest on 9/12/09

Thanks Stephen for the image!

Now you’ll just have to believe me. There are more images than you know what to do with after the jump. Here’s a little teaser.

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“…but in the end girls don’t really like bishies as much as they say they do lol so I’m still single lol”

[via Famitsu]