Tag: fanfic
Lightning Sabre and His Amazing Anime Figurine Collection
by Charles on May 22nd, 2011 at 11:42 pm, under Image, Text, Video
It’s the return of everyone’s favorite, the megapost! Every so often The Anime Reality goes in-depth and profiles people that we believe are the best of the anime ‘community’ for our readers. Today, I’d like to share the story of Lightning Sabre with you all.
Awwwww Yeah.
GreyAcumen, a noble swordsman and soon-to-be poet laureate, has accomplished much in life. From swinging a nodachi with the skill of a Japanese samurai to writing fiction that makes Tolstoy look like Stephanie Meyer, GreyAcumen has proven himself a master of just about every trade.
GreyAcumen began his venture into poetry with “Tired of This,” an angst-ridden piece that, while still a masterpiece by any other standard, was merely a starting point in his journey. In “I’m Missing You,” Grey revealed his soft side, adding an entirely new level of depth to his outwardly self-confident, machismo image. Months of work finally came to fruition when Grey penned his magnum opus, “I am the Sword.” In what many scholars believe to be the modern day equivalent of Beowulf, Grey conveyed a sense of glory, honor, and betrayal stronger than any historical epic poem in a mere 26 lines.
I am happy to say that these newly discovered poems contain that same GreyAcumen level of quality we have all come to expect. “Pen vs Sword,” “Gloating,” and “What it all comes down to” will forever be preserved here for future generations to study and draw inspiration from.
Graceful with both pen and sword.
Pen vs Sword
The pen is mightier than the sword
that one really has me floored
with just one swipe, one downward swing
the pen is not that strong a thing
it would break against a sword
the sword is action, the pen’s all word
A poison pen, now there’s a thought
but that reeks of a lowly plot
a sword or axe or punching dagger
when struck with these your foe will stagger
They deal with things face to face
put things blunty and in their place
So face your problems, don’t be suprised
when a sharp edge cuts it down to size
but if the problem still remains, then
maybe you should have instead used a pen?
Click through for the rest of the series.
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Farts: scientifically proven to be 50x funnier than goatse.
Coyote AKA Johnny Wolfe: The Man Behind the Fursona
by Bruce on October 7th, 2009 at 10:00 am, under Image, Text, Video
"My Fedora... Pure win."
After reading this reply on Yahoo! Answers I tried digging up some more on this guy. Here’s what I found.
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Do you have questions about anime? How do you tell you’re an anime character? Fighting your enemies (good or evil) and defeating them. Living your life in the anime universe. Relationships and surviving them The science of anime Also contains sections on why evil does a body good. Stalking: The most popular sport in anime. How to be a hero or a villain. Dating, raising children, and personality traits of various anime characters. Why Censoreship and Editing are horrible STDs that must be wiped out! Nothing is left out! If you enjoy anime/manga, write/drawn manga, cosplay, or just want to know what the heck your kids are talking about you need this book! A must have for anime fans, manga artists, and cosply enthusiasts. Now includes rules for anime’s most popular sport!
Clayton took it upon himself to to review his own book.
(5 stars) Anime Humor at it’s finest, January 23, 2009
By Clayton Overstreet
Since it’s my book I figure I’ll review it. I spent years studying all the rules and anime and spent much money doing it… okay basically I was watching anime and decided to write a book. But still. It contains as many of the rules of anime that I could come up with> Descriptions on everything from strange sceientific differences between the anime worlds to descriptions of the school grounds. Plus it includes and original short story.
Check out his product page here for further information and some more balanced reviews.
Meet Okysho Kenyaku
by Glenn on September 16th, 2009 at 8:12 pm, under Image, Text
Hey everyone, meet Okysho Kenyaku (non-anime name: Elliot Wong)
A Chinese man pretending to be a Japanese man pretending to be Grey Acumen.
Gokufievel: A Level Beyond Asperger’s
by Bruce on September 12th, 2009 at 4:07 pm, under Image, Text, Video
It was requested that we feature the author of the 9/11 anime tribute, Undimmed by Anime Tears, so here we go.
kellyspartan begins the story
Jack nife asks the most important question of all.
To Jack nifes delight, kellyspartan says yes!
Jack nife concludes the story.
Stay tuned for more DiaperedAnime posts.
If there has been anything I’ve learned from searching out horrible anime fans, it’s that the phrase, “Guns are dishonorable!” will always lead you to gold. It’s basically the rallying cry of people suffering from bad cases of anime disease. Twin-Blade-Mike is no different in this case. As long as anime tells people they can block bullets with their katanas, people like Twin-Blade-Mike will exist.
Who would win in a fight, him or Emerald Templar?
Since all delusional anime fans believe they are special unique snowflakes filled with boundless talent, most of them do things like draw shitty pictures or write shitty stories. Emerald Templar is no exception. Let’s take a look at a small part of his long running self-insert fantasy series. Please keep in mind that he is 21 years old and this was written very recently. Be sure to tell him how much you love his writing!
The incantation had not even finished before the familiars attacked, their little forms suddenly leaping up at him. They were not matter. The demons realized far too late that they were doomed. The last thing they saw was the fierce, intense flash of emerald light from his eyes. And then the spiritual pressure struck, dense, like thousands of invisible blades springing up around him, slashing them apart. The stone’s surface broke and cracked under his feet in a circle around him, dust kicked up from the sudden release. The familiars were simply crushed, and were no more.
The ball of fire came only a second later, but simply dissipated as it collided with his own shield. The sorceror stared wide-eyed at him, his staff coming to level with him as he spoke.
“Sword aura….and a negation seal? Who are you?”
Again, he felt his eyes drawn up to the dragon, the woman in the cage, floating just above their heads. Those purple eyes never left his, locked on to his, and peered down into his very being. And he knew that his were doing just the same to her. And that both of them felt their hearts stir at the very sight of one another. He smiled, causing Airenendel to gasp.
“I am Raosoal!” he bellowed, six wings suddenly springing from his back, feathers and light now all around him, “Seraph King of Heaven, and Dragon Master! And now, you will pay for every last drop of dragonic blood you have spilled!”
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