The Anime Reality

Kickin’ party, Lars.

Thanks, Joe!

Seems like the guys over on Riuva have posted incredibly useful advice for getting an anime loving girlfriend. Check it out for yourself to get the greasy anime girl of your dreams.

Realistic expectations

1. Get a big camera and profess to be a “photographer”.

Why? Many of the hotter girl anime fans are cosplayers and hence they like having their pictures taken. Yet they don’t really know much about photography.

But here’s the crucial next step. You will ask the girl for her contacts (email, messenger, phone number) to “pass her the pictures”. Through that, you get the opportunity to talk to her. Beyond that, you could request for “personal photoshoots”, which is actually a date! Sounds awesome right? BECAUSE IT IS!!

2. Write an anime blog or be the owner of a website.

In the digital age of today, lots of cyber stalkers prowl the net. To differentiate yourself from them and establish a strong identity, you need a blog or website. The owner of a popular website like, That Anime Blog, would surely not do bad things to you if you go out with him right? I mean, he’s sooo friendly and intelligent online. The bigger your website, the more credible you seem. And if her friends read your website, it’s even better! She’ll have further incentive to date you because it adds bragging rights. Like “Hey, Janice, you love THAT anime blog right? You read it every day right? Well, that guy is my boyfriend…”

7. Research girl-hunting techniques from experts online and offline.

It’s like when you get stuck in an RPG, you need a walkthrough from gamefaqs.com right? Life is such a game. But it’s a game without savepoints and loading.
There are many dating manuals out there, many of which are tried and tested. The fundamental concept in the most effective manuals are always the same – you differentiate yourselves from other guys and make your target chase you instead. I’ll leave you to read up on this yourself. I hate to share secrets.

Thanks a lot, vyabsley. Thanks a lot.

This fuckshit has been leaving us terrible comments all afternoon about his Asperger’s syndrome, etc. Please leave the site, Eyeofgod2.

His caption for this photo on his Myspace: An awesome/bad ass picture of me

Look at this cool dude.

Barf.

This is on his Myspace.

Tree of pedophilia.

I love how he makes the case that he has Asperger’s Syndrome makes him the way he is, but let me take you:
I have Asperger’s Syndrome and it doesn’t make you like that. YOU make you like that.
Also if anyone has been around the anime con scene, there are MUCH worst people out there.

~Eyeofgod2, our comments section

He claims to have received or given oral sex at an anime convention. His comment is a bit ambiguous.

I have actually done the first one at a con before and it was real, haha
None of that pretend shit! haha

Taste in Hentai: I hope I don’t weird anyone out, lol
Normal, Video game, Anime, toons, neko, Some incest, and some others

We noticed this at UK Resistance, and honestly, they already said everything that needs to be said about this atrocity. I now hate both Kirsten Dunst and McG far more than I thought was previously possible.

Watch this song become the anthem for every cosplaying anime fan in America. Or anywhere that isn’t Japan, I guess.

TURNING JAPANESE I THINK I’M TURNING JAPANESE I REALLY THINK SO