The Anime Reality

Please inform your parole officer if you plan on attending.

We have entered some dark days here. Now that Chou Anime has closed its doors, how am I going to get my anime maid experience in a dangerous and dilapidated area? How can I continue to feel just like Naruto when I can’t wear my finest anime garments and protect my MLP plush as we enter the elegant halls of cosplay and chai tea? Well, until my loan agreement clears for my Yaoi Butler Cafe in East Oakland, we’ll have to make due with the Anime Weekend Atlanta Imperial Maid Cafe. Let’s take a look at the glorious maids and butlers that will help you relax your morbidly obese feet.

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Should’ve stuck with DDR.

@TheAnimeReality Noticed that you guys haven't had a video up in a while. Lemme help, please. http://t.co/YiVW8795-Eli

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Luis Elias Badillo

Thanks, I guess??

We’re big fans of Million Dollar Extreme’s work, and their latest video is a hilarious example of their genius. This is the kind of stuff we would love to do, if only we had the time, resources, talent, and roguish good looks.

UPDATE: Million Dollar Extreme’s YouTube account was closed, so we updated this post with our mirror of the same video.

“What is behind me might be something that would get your mom pissed off. Well, except for mine, who is a liberal.”

Your liberal mom must be so proud of you, Anthony “A-Log” Logatto.

Do you have a fetish for gay sex? Well, there’s a convention out there just for you!

Better give this guy a wide girth. I mean berth.

I thought we’d take a look back and see what KingdomHeartsFrantic has been doing lately. After the last article about him, he came out saying that he only played a character on his youtube channel, claiming he only spent hundreds of dollars on anime paraphernalia for his show, and his multiple journals and forum accounts were done in character. Luckily, we are not retarded and know that he’s the frumpy ass weeaboo we’ve seen him to be. What has he been sperging about lately though? Well, let’s take a look.

The deviantart

His most recent journal entry deals with his original youtube account (UltimateUKFFFan) being deleted. He has since created a new account (linked above) and promises that, “Things are going to be different now. Things are going to be bigger, things are going to be better. As Legacy’s old theme used to say “It’s a new day, it’s a new generation. It’s a new day. No we never look back, no we’re never lookin’ back.” Think that kind of applies to what’s happened here. So for all future videos please check out: KHFMcAwesome. Keep in mind this channel is still under construction at the moment, so things look a little basic right now. But soon things will be back to the way they used to be… but better!”

Keep in mind that Jack (not John, as originally thought) is now 20 years old. For those of you over 20 years old, what were you doing at that age? If you’re under 20, what do you plan to be doing? Was/is it making this?

I'm gonna hang this on my fridge.

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Woah, hold up a sec. Some visitors to the site might not know what an anime con is, so here’s a quick, informative clip:

Thanks, Andrew.