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Meet the R&D Anime Crew

by on March 27th, 2013 at 8:00 am, under Video

Need to expand your social circle? Well, come on down to R&D Anime! You can find tons of people that share your interests and are also not allowed within 500 yards of an elementary school.

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A Proud Collection

by on October 29th, 2012 at 7:59 pm, under Video

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Anime Boy Room

by on October 8th, 2012 at 9:11 pm, under Image

So Kawaii

I guess it works both ways.

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Meet My Girlfriend

by on July 10th, 2011 at 1:14 pm, under Video


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It’s the return of everyone’s favorite, the megapost! Every so often The Anime Reality goes in-depth and profiles people that we believe are the best of the anime ‘community’ for our readers. Today, I’d like to share the story of Lightning Sabre with you all.


Awwwww Yeah.

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Apparently, in my absence from updating the site, I missed Sonic’s birthday. How tragic.

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Happy Birthday Chihaya!

by on February 28th, 2010 at 1:53 am, under Image

Coincidentally, all his murder victims are named Chihaya too.

Lonely? How can someone with so many dolls be lonely?

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This is all anime porn.

by on January 30th, 2010 at 7:54 am, under Image

All of it.

Thanks, Dylan.

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PikaBelleChu proposed to by her Raichu

by on October 23rd, 2009 at 12:37 am, under Image, Video

Click through for pictures of this Guinness World Record Holder’s terrible playplace of a house.

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Figure Cummer’s Spot [Not Work Safe]

by on October 18th, 2009 at 2:15 pm, under Image, Text

Fuck you Dylan, you fat son of a bitch. You had to link us this retarded fetish site and now we have to look through and write about it. I am going to kill myself now. I am literally going to kill myself.

Figure Cummer’s Spot is pretty much exactly what it sounds like: a community for fat people who like to jizz all over anime figures. I guess it’s just easier to fulfill your bukkake fetish when the girls can’t move or vomit uncontrollably for hours as tears stream down their faces. Let’s take a look at the exciting events going on at Figure Cummer’s Spot.

Keep the good work cumming!

Keep the good work cumming!

It seems that overall, most of the community is pretty passive and don’t actually participate too much. Most posts tend to focus on asking people what anime figure they should buy and jizz on next. If you manage to become one of the more prolific members of the site, however, you earn your own subforum where everyone can look up pictures of you fapping over figurines of 12-year old anime girls. Those figures are expensive though (some being $100+), so most members retire their special figures before they become entirely cocooned in crusty jizz. Cumming over anime figures not your cup of tea? Don’t worry, Figure Cummer’s Spot offers a variety of objects that fat gross people enjoy fapping over. Like titty-fucking one of those anime boob mousepads.

Don’t you dare look down on them though! This site just goes to show you that even fat, sweaty, maggot-covered guys that smell like vomited cheese are quick to flaunt their superiority-complexes.

It's my right!

It's my right!

For some, however, not even anime is enough to boost their confidence about their desires to fap over plastic little girls.



At least in the end, they always have each other.

Wanna get together and masturbate over my toys?

Wanna get together and masturbate over my toys?

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