The Anime Reality

Coincidentally, all his murder victims are named Chihaya too.

Lonely? How can someone with so many dolls be lonely?

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All of it.

Thanks, Dylan.

Click through for pictures of this Guinness World Record Holder’s terrible playplace of a house.

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Fuck you Dylan, you fat son of a bitch. You had to link us this retarded fetish site and now we have to look through and write about it. I am going to kill myself now. I am literally going to kill myself.

Figure Cummer’s Spot is pretty much exactly what it sounds like: a community for fat people who like to jizz all over anime figures. I guess it’s just easier to fulfill your bukkake fetish when the girls can’t move or vomit uncontrollably for hours as tears stream down their faces. Let’s take a look at the exciting events going on at Figure Cummer’s Spot.

Keep the good work cumming!

It seems that overall, most of the community is pretty passive and don’t actually participate too much. Most posts tend to focus on asking people what anime figure they should buy and jizz on next. If you manage to become one of the more prolific members of the site, however, you earn your own subforum where everyone can look up pictures of you fapping over figurines of 12-year old anime girls. Those figures are expensive though (some being $100+), so most members retire their special figures before they become entirely cocooned in crusty jizz. Cumming over anime figures not your cup of tea? Don’t worry, Figure Cummer’s Spot offers a variety of objects that fat gross people enjoy fapping over. Like titty-fucking one of those anime boob mousepads.

Don’t you dare look down on them though! This site just goes to show you that even fat, sweaty, maggot-covered guys that smell like vomited cheese are quick to flaunt their superiority-complexes.

It's my right!

For some, however, not even anime is enough to boost their confidence about their desires to fap over plastic little girls.

Looser

At least in the end, they always have each other.

Wanna get together and masturbate over my toys?

Every single one.

Seriously?

Baka-puff is one of those rare people who actually manages to still disturb me. He is at least 25 years old and a pedophile. This dude collects hundreds of dollars of Hello Kitty merchandise including clothing, which he wears in public as a uniform. Baka has been in community college for six years, citing Anime Club as his reason for sticking around so long.

Click through for videos, pictures and message board posts of fucking terror.
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* Name (or nick name): Darren Palmer (dazza3949)
* Age: 25
* Sex: Male
* How many years you have been an otaku: 2 years
* Nationality: British/UK
* Outline of your collection: Figures, Anime, Games, Wall Scrolls
* How much your collection cost: No Idea, maybe £2-3k? ($3.5-4.5k)
* Your fave item: Alter Hayate Yagami 1/7 (Mahou Shojo Lyrical Nanoha)
* Anything else you want to say: Ohayo! I just joined the site today after being a lurker for a few months so I figured i’d post some shots of my room for you all^^ I went to Tokyo for 2 weeks back in May 08 and is desperate to try and get over there again to bring back some more loot. Also looking at moving into my own place in the near future which will give me more space to display things.

Click through for his collection.

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* Name: Tim Nguyen
* Age: 20
* Sex: Male
* How many years you have been an otaku: 10?
* Nationality: Vietnamese born in Canada
* Outline of your collection:Figures, Games, Anime, Manga, Plushies, Pillow Cases, and more.
* How much your collection: tens of thousands? A lot okay? Spend like 3k a month on stuff.
* Your fave item : Not an “item” but I’m proud of my manga collection, over 1000 North American released manga volumes.
* Your website address: timmynguyen_@hotmail.com, my email, I love making anime buds, ones in Canada, ON would be awesome cause I go to all the cons here and would love to meet more people, and nab a geeky anime girlfriend :3
* Anything else you want to say: PERSONA! *BANG* Honestly, if I get into this book, it would mean the world to me. Thanks to Danny and Kotobukiya for this opportunity.

Click through for his collection.
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You’ve all seen it, nothing special. This time I’m in one of the pictures. It’s a shame I was too lazy to shave that day. I just felt I needed to further meet the criteria by putting in all the required stuff and getting 10 pictures.

Name: Zac Bush
Age: 20
How many years you have been an otaku: 8
Nationality: Canada
Outline of your collection:
-I started collecting smaller and cheaper figures when I was in late middle school.
-Some of my first figures were Kotobukiya Play Arts of the Final Fantasy series.
-I used to buy things from a particular series, regardless of the maker.
-Most recently (the last 2 years) I’ve been collecting from both specific brands and series (such as Max Factory), with a focus on Vocaloid and Haruhi Suzumiya goods.
How much your collection cost: About $4000
Your fave item: Gothic Lolita Haruhi Suzumiya by Griffon
Your website address: http://zacbush.com

Click through for his full room.

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Hello folks. Below are the necessary bullet point facts but before I want to say some words to the photos.
So why are my photos more special than any other photos you ask?? – Because they are authentic and real.
With the (obvious) exception of the katana on the bed (which is in fact a real one) everything is exactly as it is every day. No posing of figures in special ways, no piling up of all my manga and DVDs, this is the real room I live in.

And no this is not just an excuse for not cleaning it before the photo shooting ^_^ (hey it’s not that dirty anyway).

Please excuse the poor lighting of the pictures but this room has poor lighting conditions to begin with and I do not own an SLR just a compact digital camera with a normal crappy flash light.

On the walls you see my poster arrangement like I had it for the last “I can’t remember anymore how long” years so this is a premiere. Only for you (OK not only but you are the trigger for doing it), live and now I do a “before after” and rearrange my wallpapers collection. See the new version I call “maximum space exploitation” with the last two photos!!

* Nickname: El Bastardo
* Age: 27
* Have been an otaku since 1994 (over 15 years)
* Nationality: German
* Location of the room: Germany
* My collection consists of everything nerdy: Figures (including over 100 Gashapons), video games, anime, manga, artbooks and all the good stuff. Especially my figure collection can be seen at MyFigureCollection.net
* How much money it already drained out of my life I can’t say but that’s what life is for!!
* Favorite Item?? – I’m the type of guy that can’t just focus on one aspect (like MMORPG players can) but I’m proud of my Mononoke Hime hard cover Japanese first edition artbook
* You can find my latest thoughts at my personal shrine http://figurefan.blogspot.com/
* Why my room is a unique example: It’s maximum “otakuness” on limited space, figure love to the best and it just has the “fan factor”.
* Some people ask me “Hey when do you stop with these childish hobby of yours. Will you still do it when you are over 50??” – And I say “YES” ^_^ !!

If someone want to ask: Yes, the two non anime related posters on the wall you see is from the “X-Files”. I was a huge fan back in the days and I just loves Gillian Anderson. Not visible is the classic “I want to believe” poster from agent Mulder.

If the tiny possibility might happen that my exotic room is chosen to be shown to the world in the book I can make additional and/or better photos.
And also yes I know it’s not only packed it’s jammed. So many things in only 13m² is nuts. Subwoofer under the tables, seven loudspeakers cramped in every little nook but it’s effective and I like it that way.

Hope you like it too and if not that’s even better because that would proof I’m unique ^_- !!

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