The Anime Reality

It’s the return of everyone’s favorite, the megapost! Every so often The Anime Reality goes in-depth and profiles people that we believe are the best of the anime ‘community’ for our readers. Today, I’d like to share the story of Lightning Sabre with you all.

Awwwww Yeah.

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Apparently, in my absence from updating the site, I missed Sonic’s birthday. How tragic.

Coincidentally, all his murder victims are named Chihaya too.

Lonely? How can someone with so many dolls be lonely?

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All of it.

Thanks, Dylan.

Click through for pictures of this Guinness World Record Holder’s terrible playplace of a house.

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Fuck you Dylan, you fat son of a bitch. You had to link us this retarded fetish site and now we have to look through and write about it. I am going to kill myself now. I am literally going to kill myself.

Figure Cummer’s Spot is pretty much exactly what it sounds like: a community for fat people who like to jizz all over anime figures. I guess it’s just easier to fulfill your bukkake fetish when the girls can’t move or vomit uncontrollably for hours as tears stream down their faces. Let’s take a look at the exciting events going on at Figure Cummer’s Spot.

Keep the good work cumming!

It seems that overall, most of the community is pretty passive and don’t actually participate too much. Most posts tend to focus on asking people what anime figure they should buy and jizz on next. If you manage to become one of the more prolific members of the site, however, you earn your own subforum where everyone can look up pictures of you fapping over figurines of 12-year old anime girls. Those figures are expensive though (some being $100+), so most members retire their special figures before they become entirely cocooned in crusty jizz. Cumming over anime figures not your cup of tea? Don’t worry, Figure Cummer’s Spot offers a variety of objects that fat gross people enjoy fapping over. Like titty-fucking one of those anime boob mousepads.

Don’t you dare look down on them though! This site just goes to show you that even fat, sweaty, maggot-covered guys that smell like vomited cheese are quick to flaunt their superiority-complexes.

It's my right!

For some, however, not even anime is enough to boost their confidence about their desires to fap over plastic little girls.

Looser

At least in the end, they always have each other.

Wanna get together and masturbate over my toys?

Every single one.

Seriously?

Baka-puff is one of those rare people who actually manages to still disturb me. He is at least 25 years old and a pedophile. This dude collects hundreds of dollars of Hello Kitty merchandise including clothing, which he wears in public as a uniform. Baka has been in community college for six years, citing Anime Club as his reason for sticking around so long.

Click through for videos, pictures and message board posts of fucking terror.
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* Name (or nick name): Darren Palmer (dazza3949)
* Age: 25
* Sex: Male
* How many years you have been an otaku: 2 years
* Nationality: British/UK
* Outline of your collection: Figures, Anime, Games, Wall Scrolls
* How much your collection cost: No Idea, maybe £2-3k? ($3.5-4.5k)
* Your fave item: Alter Hayate Yagami 1/7 (Mahou Shojo Lyrical Nanoha)
* Anything else you want to say: Ohayo! I just joined the site today after being a lurker for a few months so I figured i’d post some shots of my room for you all^^ I went to Tokyo for 2 weeks back in May 08 and is desperate to try and get over there again to bring back some more loot. Also looking at moving into my own place in the near future which will give me more space to display things.

Click through for his collection.

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