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Why Are Some Girls so Offended by Chivalry?

by on March 3rd, 2013 at 5:23 pm, under Image, Text

Why are women so put off by the fact that I go out of my way to treat women like anime babies and pretend to be a knight? Haven’t they seen episode 28 of Sugoi Love Love Harem Atheist Ninja? That guy gets all the chicks on the show, so why isn’t it working when I do it in real life? This is why chivalry is dying, it’s all women’s fault! They deserve to date those big jerks if their retarded toddler minds can’t understand that I’m the only male on the planet that respects women for who they are. That bitch didn’t even offer to sleep with me and I HELD THE DOOR OPEN FOR HER!

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Listening to: How Could This Happen to Me – Simple Plan

Why are some girls offended by chivalry?

I also make a scene over my acts of general politeness.

I also make a scene over my acts of general politeness.

"Yeah, I'm not like most girls." - Every girl in high school ever

“Yeah, I’m not like most girls.” – Every girl in high school ever

Did they stop teaching the difference between, "your," and, "you're?"

Did they stop teaching the difference between, “your,” and, “you’re?”

I want to visit the alternate dimension these people live in where opening doors for others is super rare and a big deal.

I want to visit the alternate dimension these people live in where opening doors for others is super rare and a big deal.

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Chivalry is Obese

by on April 8th, 2012 at 10:03 pm, under Text

The anime fandom can’t get enough of the ideals of chivalry and bushido. The cultures and circumstances that created these concepts no longer exist, but that doesn’t stop anime nerds from being a knight in pocky armor, gallantly holding the door open for any approaching woman. Let’s see what animeforum.com has to think about the issue.

What do the others have to say about this?

The secret door opening society

Keep an eye out for those female creatures

Code of Chivalry: Open all the doors. All of them.

There’s gotta be someone out there that isn’t obsessed with opening doors. What about you, Nihonomaru?

Why don't those dumb bitches appreciate my door opening skills?

That avatar is all you need to see about this person.

Dumb females, don't appreciate my respect for women

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