The Anime Reality

“OUR ANIME”

Most people on the internet are somewhat familiar with TvAnimeTropes.com. It used to be a wiki-style website where common story themes and character traits were cataloged and tracked in media. Now it’s a place where you can read about a 14-year-old’s Naruto sex fantasy where he turns into a female Ninja Turtle with penis-tits. Let’s take a look at their TroperTales Perverse Sexual Lust page…

I think you know which one I'm choosing.

Instead of rolling through all 2,000 of these, we’ll just pick Naruto. (continue reading…)

Apparently, in my absence from updating the site, I missed Sonic’s birthday. How tragic.

Well folks, Yahoo Answers is turning out to be a goldmine.  Expect much more in the future.

Why aren't boners prevalent in my choice of popular anime?? ARRGHHH

I've been asking this question for years, kid.

I can't tell who's joking here.

Instead of letting your 5 year old sister sleep with you, just sleep with her!

Finally, some honest answers.

Now I’m not gonna hit those spoilers because that’s some loli hentai and that shit ain’t right.

My Wife knows I'm a creepy pedophile!!

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