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Man proves replica swords not entirely useless

by on January 16th, 2012 at 10:09 am, under Image, Video

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This chap used his “replica anime sword” from Bleach to frighten a burglar from his home, validating the horrible purchases and life decisions of hundreds of fatter, less fit anime sword collectors the world over. Thank you, Mr. Terrey. You are an inspiration to us all.

There’s a video at the full story.

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Hyperbole much?

by on January 11th, 2012 at 10:50 am, under Text

Evangelion is amongst the richest, most complex and profound works of art ever created in any medium since the beginning of time.

Evangelion is amongst the richest, most complex and profound works of art ever created in any medium since the beginning of time.

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SSJ Accountant

by on December 7th, 2011 at 12:13 am, under Video

 

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Out on bail, fresh outta jail, I’m anime dreaming.

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My New Anime Sword

by on July 5th, 2011 at 8:00 pm, under Video

He literally turns into Goku when he holds it.

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Fat Black Guy Talking Anime

by on November 3rd, 2009 at 4:18 am, under Video

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DID I FUCKING ASK YOU TO GIVE ME RICK ROLL?

by on September 5th, 2009 at 10:53 pm, under Video

Never mess with a man’s anime. Especially not Dylan’s.

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Anime Desktop Insanity!

by on August 6th, 2009 at 12:48 am, under Image

Whoa dudes, what kind of anime desktops do you have!?

It's good to have something easy on the eyes.

It's good to have something easy on the eyes.

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In today’s world, in most societies, swords are more taboo than tattoos-full hooligans scolding vulgarities. Even in Japan, swords cannot be seen today, at least not on people. The days where samurais wore their swords and walked around is a old chapter in  history. Yet, guns are still carried around by the military, and in more open countries, commoners may have them in their pockets. Swords are…not around anymore.

I have a dream ( Reminds you of Martin Luther King, don’t I?). As controversial as I think this is going to be, I shall express my dream here, on this virtual land, manifestation of MY reality.

I hope that one day, governments of all the most mature countries would give swords the equal respects they are giving guns today. That people are allowed to wear swords as accessories as long as the swords are wrapped in cloth to prevent potential bloodshed. That governments recognises the general sensibility and maturity of the common man not to draw his sword in public. That swords become the most popular accessories next to earrings. That men and women alike embrace their swords as if they were assets.

As I close my eyes, I visualise it: People walking on busy streets, wearing a sword or two tied to their belts or waist.Some carry them on their back, like the main character of Bleach, Kurosaki Ichigo. Those who do not wear swords admire sword-lovers for a while and walk calmly past them, as if it was normal, common, uninteresting. This goes on, under bright sunlight or cape of night.

Of course, as I visualise this, there are many obstructions to my dream. The first is, too many societies are too conservative. In some countries, people with dyed hair as generally seen as “not so good”. If then, what would they think of people who wear swords? Yes, killers. People today just care too much about the details. I think in terms of appearances, Japan’s style is very open. Thats a great model for any other country to emulate. Even though, I’m not a Japanese.

Of course, more importantly, what will the government and police do about these “modern swordsmen” ? Perhaps a new type of jail called Swords Society would have to be created. I joke, but I grieve at the reality that acceptance of swords in public places is going to be far from real.
Last but not least, how much support does swordsmen need to push such a trend?If there is not even 10 brave souls who wear swords in the city, how can a pervasive “swords” trend emerge? I believe people power is the most important power in this world, and without that, great dreams cannot be fulfilled.

Malafaia
April 19th, 2009 at 10:24 am
Fully agreed. Let us pray for some crazy otaku to be in the government in the future. Take, for instance, Obama’s taste for videogames. But a sword society is too much of an utopia. Still… you’re not alone in this. We’re two! In fact, we’re more than two, and you can bet on that.

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Bleach Asylum

by on May 17th, 2009 at 1:51 am, under Image

Hold on, I gotta get my anime poster in the background.

Hold on, I gotta get my anime poster in the background.

You could probably balance a can on this guy's head all day.

You could probably balance a can on this guy's head all day.

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