The Anime Reality

Why are women so put off by the fact that I go out of my way to treat women like anime babies and pretend to be a knight? Haven’t they seen episode 28 of Sugoi Love Love Harem Atheist Ninja? That guy gets all the chicks on the show, so why isn’t it working when I do it in real life? This is why chivalry is dying, it’s all women’s fault! They deserve to date those big jerks if their retarded toddler minds can’t understand that I’m the only male on the planet that respects women for who they are. That bitch didn’t even offer to sleep with me and I HELD THE DOOR OPEN FOR HER!

Current Mood: Naruto

Listening to: How Could This Happen to Me – Simple Plan

I also make a scene over my acts of general politeness.

“Yeah, I’m not like most girls.” – Every girl in high school ever

Did they stop teaching the difference between, “your,” and, “you’re?”

I want to visit the alternate dimension these people live in where opening doors for others is super rare and a big deal.

Girls are the bane of every anime faggot’s existence. They all want to date that one Asian girl in their Art 101 class, but have to suffer by watching them date those JERKS that do things like bathe and have wardrobes without cartoon characters on them. They know those jerks don’t respect her and have probably never even thought of how totally kawaii she would be cosplaying some 12-year-old girl. They even held a door open for her once out of their powerful sense of chivalry and didn’t get so much as a handjob in return! Luckily, Nihonomaru serves as a safe haven for these enduring souls.

It's all your fault, girls!

Everyone that isn't me is stupid and poor.

I can't get enough of this guy

I should probably look at some of these other guys, maybe their comments might be less retarded.

I'm guessing self-diagnosed Asperger's

Luckily, not everyone is having romantic troubles.

Who needs real girls?

More misogyny please!

I will never get tired of this kind of shit. Few fandoms can match the anime fandom for the amount of people so smug and self-absorbed but horribly unaware of themselves.