The Anime Reality

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For all who aren’t in the know, at the start of the month Anime Expo 2009 went down in LA, which is the largest anime con in North America. As part of our ongoing coverage to bring the latest in how anime shapes our everyday lives, here’s a trip report from one excited con-goer and his encounters with the legendary all-girl J-Pop band Morning Musume, roiyaru23!

I guess he’s bulky still at least…

“we kept on running into these cosplayers and took photos of them each time.
and we got bored waiting for our next panel to start, so we started to stalk them with our video camera haha
we can be such creeps sometime XD”

You see a lot of fucked up shit working security for conventions, things that’ll break a man’s soul. Here’s some of the nation’s finest escorting some punks out for improper cosplay fighting at Anime Con rules at AX 2007. Turn up the volume to hear these scum try and lie their way out of justice.

My real life anime moment?

Well Mine was at AX. I was chilling between events when I see this Miroku cosplayer and his girlfriend. He took her hand and did the ” I want you to bear my children” and for some odd reason I’d slide in and go that’s not it. So i took her hand did the same line then felt her butt. Yes I was that random guy but both knew it was only a joke and I said Sorry just to make sure.Anime-style pervert that day. Odd thing is I did Miroku the next year and I’ve never done that line to another girl while doing the same thing as my first time. ok Except last year with a Sango cosplayer but she was cute.

Not my story but last year we had a Inuyasha cosplayer who tripped almost the same moment one of the girls said sit boy and landed right on his face. They thought he was being funny until he got up with a large red imprint on his forehead and started to curse the floor out.

Mind if I grab your girlfriend's butt? Too late!

Check out his website for extra tips on how to look creepy: http://geocities.com/citrakite/