The Anime Reality

This is long overdue, since the incident happened almost a month ago. So, many of you are probably already aware of what happened.

Basically, 22-year-old Trey Eric Sesler of Houston, Texas allegedly murdered his parents and brother on March 20. Trey’s family was all found at home dead of multiple fatal gunshot wounds from a high-powered rifle. What makes this story relevant to us is that Trey went by the nickname “Mr. Anime” online and posted lots of anime review videos on his YouTube channel.

Here’s a video of the news coverage from CNN.

Pretty horrible! Check out some old “real” news stories from CNN, The Daily Mail and The Houston Chronicle for more details.

Thanks to James M. and David L. for reminding us to post this, as well as the informative links.

Watch out for some submissions to be posted this week. GET HYPE!

Sometimes I hate having chinky eyes..I look like a damn anime character when I laugh...>.<

April 9th, 2012 10:00 am via webReplyRetweetFavorite

@SheISShirly

She

I hate it when the producers of anime series make their characters look like prostitutes. Is that necessary?

April 9th, 2012 12:21 pm via txtReplyRetweetFavorite

@leanntrann

Leann Tran

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The anime fandom can’t get enough of the ideals of chivalry and bushido. The cultures and circumstances that created these concepts no longer exist, but that doesn’t stop anime nerds from being a knight in pocky armor, gallantly holding the door open for any approaching woman. Let’s see what animeforum.com has to think about the issue.

What do the others have to say about this?

The secret door opening society

Keep an eye out for those female creatures

Code of Chivalry: Open all the doors. All of them.

There’s gotta be someone out there that isn’t obsessed with opening doors. What about you, Nihonomaru?

Why don't those dumb bitches appreciate my door opening skills?

That avatar is all you need to see about this person.

Dumb females, don't appreciate my respect for women

No posts this week. APRIL FOOLS’!

this girl added me on facebook and all her pictures are just crying anime girls and her making out with her girlfriend

April 2nd, 2012 11:11 am via txtReplyRetweetFavorite

@sheesaidit

a n g i e

I wish my girlfriend would watch anime with me.

April 2nd, 2012 1:40 pm via webReplyRetweetFavorite

@TylerDenim

Tyler Dennen

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We got a lot of traffic this week thanks to a sudden interest in VenusAngelic, who we originally covered back in October of 2011. So, thanks for all the traffic you other ignorant slow-ass websites. It’s funny that the places that linked to us also described us as an actual unironic “anime site.”

My dream girlfriend: cute and acts like a little kid, wahahahahahaha LOL anime girls ftw!

March 25th, 2012 11:25 am via Twitter for iPhoneReplyRetweetFavorite

@RebelliousNerd

春華 ~haruka~

I look like a anime character in the mornings http://t.co/XzjyvpEX

March 26th, 2012 9:15 am via TweetDeckReplyRetweetFavorite

@CuriouslyBaked

Jay

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I’d like to open this week’s Twitter Recap with what is probably my favorite discovered retweet of all time.

for a fact this nigga gets no type of puss. he look like the type that beats off to anime porn every night. #smh #sadassnigga

March 22nd, 2012 10:53 am via webReplyRetweetFavorite

@all_mighty_tAnk

☠ Gorgeous AFRICAN ☠

And now, back to your regularly scheduled Twitter Recap.

And that my friend is the major pull of anime. A fantasy world where you can imagine pretty girls fawning over you. Unlike reality.

March 18th, 2012 2:21 am via webReplyRetweetFavorite

@Nimandrous

Matt Abel

Looking at my anime collection and thinking; "FUCK, I NEED A GIRLFRIEND."

March 17th, 2012 3:10 am via webReplyRetweetFavorite

@phirombillydy

Billy Dy

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What do you mean I have to bathe!?

In the world of terrible anime fans, there are certain topics you know will almost always bring out gold. I’m talking about topics like: guns are dishonorable, swords are the ultimate weapon, various claims of made up abilities and skills, and, of course, girls only date jerks. One of these threads on animenewsnetwork led us to the discovery of Richard J. Richard is a simple man, who goes to college and desires nothing more than a girl that will love him unconditionally so he won’t have to bathe or learn social skills. When someone suggested most “nice guys” are really just passive-aggressive misogynists with social issues, Richard lept (waddled) into action!

Why won't women recognize that I am a special snowflake?

Let me explain this topic in anime terms.

I don't take my own gender nearly as seriously.

Why should he have to do things like talk to girls and talk about things other than anime? He held a door open for a girl once! I’m pretty sure that means he deserves at least two units of sex in compensation. Let’s take a look at his varied interests!

HOW UNUSUAL

Oh no! He didn’t mention his highly successful blog about loving English dubbed anime! Only he has provided a safe haven for anime fans that do not enjoy listening to the superior Japanese language. Anime is a lot better when you don’t have a language barrier preventing you from hearing out the cheesy and melodramatic dialogue. His blog tends to fulfill its purpose fairly well, discussing upcoming anime shows that are going to be English dubbed and released, nothing too offensive. Oh, he also posts tons of anime pictures with captions to make it look like the characters are talking to him.

A lonely heart

Delicious

This is healthy behavior

Hopefully, one day Richard J will meet his non-jerk loving girlfriend and live happily ever after.

Sorry for no updates this week. Enjoy a great week of tweets instead.

Anime, Manga and video games are my routes to escape from this Baka reality..

March 11th, 2012 4:30 am via Twitter for iPhoneReplyRetweetFavorite

@JaimyChan

Kattona

God I wish my life was an anime. Fuck reality.

March 12th, 2012 3:50 am via Mobile WebReplyRetweetFavorite

@KrisLikesAnime

Krishen-Sempai

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Hope you all enjoyed THAD WEEK!

srsly music video games nd anime have gotten me thru every dark time in my life it helps me escape from my reality

March 4th, 2012 6:30 pm via webReplyRetweetFavorite

@Megan_Shadows

Megan Alexandra Link

I want a girlfriend that's not my girlfriend but don't fuck with other men that watches anime and basketball and love to kick back n smoke.

March 5th, 2012 12:36 am via Osfoora for iPhoneReplyRetweetFavorite

@RealDariusTatum

Kami

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Here it is. Probably the worst thing produced by the cumulative efforts of humanity: A video of pedophile and sexual deviant Thaddeus McMichael having sex with an anime pillow that depicts what I can only assume is his imaginary anime waifu Kotonoha Katsura.

CLICK HERE FOR THE HORROR

It goes without saying (but I’ll say it anyway just to be sure) that this video is INCREDIBLY NOT SAFE FOR WORK and features full nudity and utterly creepy and disturbing behavior from Thad. Your eyes might be physically unscathed, but your psyche and soul will be damaged, possibly beyond repair. I apologize for this, but we do what we must here at The Anime Reality.

Also of note is his biographical quote on the Tumblr blog:

I love mai waifu Kotonoha and young underaged white girls.
An asian is fine too.

You jelly?