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Man Arrested for Trying to Pay with Anime Credit Card

by on December 4th, 2013 at 1:07 am, under Image, Text

What's the anime to USD conversion rate?

What’s the anime to USD conversion rate?

http://www.japanator.com/man-arrested-for-using-his-idolmaster-credit-card-30660.phtml

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Anime Truck

by on August 1st, 2013 at 12:40 am, under Image

Just hop in the back

Just hop in the back

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AWA Imperial Maid Cafe Roll Call

by on July 3rd, 2013 at 4:46 pm, under Image, Text

We have entered some dark days here. Now that Chou Anime has closed its doors, how am I going to get my anime maid experience in a dangerous and dilapidated area? How can I continue to feel just like Naruto when I can’t wear my finest anime garments and protect my MLP plush as we enter the elegant halls of cosplay and chai tea? Well, until my loan agreement clears for my Yaoi Butler Cafe in East Oakland, we’ll have to make due with the Anime Weekend Atlanta Imperial Maid Cafe. Let’s take a look at the glorious maids and butlers that will help you relax your morbidly obese feet.

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Couples Skydiving

by on June 6th, 2013 at 5:58 pm, under Image

"Hold on tight!"

“Hold on tight!”

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Dragonhug Z

by on May 30th, 2013 at 11:17 pm, under Image

Dragon Hug

Serious hug.

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Mothers? ANIME has mothers!

by on May 12th, 2013 at 1:18 pm, under Image, Text

Happy Mother’s Day to all our readers. And what better way to celebrate all the mothers of the world than with a list of the seven hottest moms from ANIME. Slightly NSFW for anime cleavage.

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ANIME SWAG

by on May 5th, 2013 at 4:40 pm, under Image, Video

Anime Suit 1

So.

Anime Suit 2

Damn.

Anime Suit 3

Swag.

Oh, it’s our 4th birthday! Have a bonus terrible video.

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I don’t even know any more

by on April 29th, 2013 at 9:19 am, under Image

Nothing shocks me any more

Blame Mike G. for submitting this.

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Awfully Autistic Apptendo

by on April 28th, 2013 at 8:36 pm, under Image, Text

You know, there’s an amazing amount of people out there that will read our site and come away thinking we’re an anime fan blog. I have no idea how you can get that impression if you read anything beyond the title. Do they think we’re showcasing our own stuff on this website? Do they think we own several mansions worth of anime decorated rooms? Do they think we’re also so far down the autistic spectrum that we’re infrared masses of manga, grease, and broken dreams? Somehow, people do. People like Apptendo.

The beginning

The beginning

Apptendo just seemed a little bit too good to be true. Why would someone like this contact a site that makes fun of people just like them? Just look at his self intro on his twitter and his tumblr:

That about sums it up

That about sums it up

Hello, world.

Hello, world.

This is like one of those fake OKCupid profiles featuring some fat sweaty nerd wearing a fedora talking about how he loves guns and ten year olds. Still, I had to find out if he was legit or not and ended up taking a look at his Facebook and Reddit accounts.

A man of varied interests

A man of varied interests

Repressed memories

Repressed memories

Hentai High

Hentai High

Thanks for sharing

Thanks for sharing

Somehow, the nearly vestigial sense of self-awareness Apptendo has held onto kept him from uploading his own picture to the internet. From taking a look at his interests and posts though, I think I can take a guess at what he’s like. Apptendo is the guy in your English class with long hair that looks like shit because he never takes care of it. He’s the guy that’s constantly raising his hand to ask questions, but only ends up rambling on whatever stupid shit he thinks is important. He’s incredibly skinny, which he confuses for being fit because his definition of being in shape is just “not fat.” He only wears video game t-shirts, anime t-shirts, and shirts with the names of obscure martial art styles on them. He thinks any girl that’s talking to him is hitting on him. His favorite anime is all of them. He probably had one or two good friends in high school, but stopped contacting them because it was cutting into his anime time. He reads TVTropes. He is TVTropes. He is you when you were nine years old and wanted to be a Power Ranger so fucking bad, but instead of being a Power Ranger, it’s having sex with big titted preteens.

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Why, hello Clarice.

by on March 18th, 2013 at 7:59 am, under Image

Why, hello Clarice.

“Io fei gibetto a me de le mie case.”

Thanks, @cromanionfolks!

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