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Are you guys pulling a double standard?

by on January 12th, 2013 at 6:59 pm, under Hate Mail

A concerned fellow named Jason recently sent us one of the funniest emails we’ve received.

You guys are always making fun of people for liking cosplaying and liking certain anime characters. But would you guys still find it acceptable to masturbate to western characters like Wonder Woman or Jessica Rabbit? You people also seem to target cosplayers who are only dressed as characters made by Japanese people. But you guys seem to avoid people who cosplays as western characters that are dressed equality stupid like Superman (who wears his underwear on the outside) or Kratos (Dude wears a skirt).

I think the general stupidity speaks for itself. But in case Jason really wanted an answer about our “double standard,” how about this: The name of the website is “The Anime Reality,” not “The Western Reality.” Cheers!

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Hate Mail: NO ONE is “normal”

by on January 30th, 2010 at 8:18 am, under Hate Mail

Thanks for the laugh, David.

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Contact us for lucrative link exchanges (NSFW)

by on December 9th, 2009 at 12:10 am, under Hate Mail

This isn’t technically hate mail, but we thought it was funny enough to post anyway. Enjoy, or don’t.



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The Rage of the Emerald Templar

by on July 11th, 2009 at 10:11 pm, under Hate Mail

Nothing can protect us now… how can we stand against a man that can block bullets with his sword!? Please feel free to contact Emerald Templar and convince him to be our friend again!

Not to disappoint you, but I have better things to do, and much more important concerns at hand, than to play with you. So I’ll be quite plain.

*ahem* If you would have so kindly read the profile you took from my myspace, you would already know that I would not answer that question, nor would I respect you enough to do so. Thusly, you have no answer to it, as I don’t hold you in confidence nor in ability of mental acceptance of such a topic.

In general, human beings can be a very stupid race. You seem to be a perfect example of that.

Also, because I do not know you, nor have you even mentioned your name in passing, I find it hard to believe that you of any importance. You are a nobody, a useless no-name whose opinions, words, and actions amount to nothing. You are nameless, and therefore worthless. If you had read my profile, again, you would have picked up on this. I have dealt with many a fool such as yourself; dealing with one more is a trifle. It was fun while it lasted, I grow bored with you. Farewell, and try not strain your pretty head too much in the future.


His power knows no bounds...

His power knows no bounds...

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Let Me Spend 30 Minutes to Reply

by on May 15th, 2009 at 1:09 am, under Hate Mail

I was very touched by how you sent my band a whole webpage dedicated to yours truly. While I doubt that anyone but you will ever find the time to read it over, I must congratulate you on a job well-done. I just can’t believe that you took what must have been sheer hours out of your life to make up that webpage, bashing me, insulting me, calling me names. Haha! It was as though you had nothing better to do than scan through every picture, bit of information, and etc. with a fine-tipped comb. It’s obvious you went about your work with particular glee, and I commend you for that. I commend you for wasting what must be so very precious time on me. I cannot even fathom how much of your life must surely have been wasted away, slaving at your computer while trying to put me down.

I was especially pleased on your attempted commentaries on my life concerning the other world and my relationships. They were very childish and I do enjoy a good jest. Indeed, I never knew a forty-year old women would even have such a low amount of intelligence and maturity to put forth this kind of effort on such a small thing. Especially when you must understand very little about what was written. Needless to say, I was in hysterics after reading your webpage. I thank you and your tiny brain for coming up with such an amazing idea to try and berate me. Good job!

Yours very sincerely,
Raosoal ~ The Emerald Templar


Let me write a two paragraph message to show you how little I care!

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