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the ‘battle ready’ Practical Elite

by on September 30th, 2009 at 9:16 am, under Video

I was feeling pretty good about my new TV until I saw what this badass got his hands on, now I know I ain’t shit.

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I am literally Goku. Literally.

by on August 29th, 2009 at 6:46 am, under Video

Something a lot of people who watch a shitload of anime seem to have in common is that- -and I believe this to be a damn universal constant- -deep down inside, they want to be Goku. This isn’t altogether unsurprising, because a lot of people who watch a ton of anime would probably want to be both athletic and well-liked by everyone around them and there’s certainly nothing wrong with that.

But rather than take that impulse and hit the gym, all these budding aryan badasses grab a Bawls and start upending bucketfuls of particle effects onto grainy webcam feeds of themselves standing around with clenched fists and, sometimes, all-knowing smirks as the unbridled power of After Effects CS3 runs through their veins.

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Operation: Inspector Faggot ^^;;;

by on May 27th, 2009 at 6:54 am, under Image

I figured the only thing better than a grown man filling his room with thousands of dollars of underage sex symbolism would be dozens of fucking people plastering their living space with more of the same shit. Surprise of surprises, here’s one we prepared earlier thanks to the great guys at Dannychoo.com!

There’s possibly a little more on the linked update if you feel like exploring, but most of it is hardcore debate about the rules related to hyper neo otaku shrines EX.

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Adun’s Fully Sick Loot

by on May 27th, 2009 at 2:53 am, under Image, Text

Some of y’all like to think you’re pro anime. I know how it feels, pickin’ up a wallscroll here and a figurine there. Dot that shit around ya room, get a poster of Ritona Yoko’s gorgeous titties hanging from your ceiling. Everything’s good.

Wrong, faggot. You don’t know anime until you start hauling this shit back in freight containers rusting at the edges from errant moe radiation. Let Adun show you how it’s done.

Well it’s been a long time but I finally got around to posting about all the merchandise that I bought from my Japan trip. I’m pretty sure a lot of you have been waiting for this for quite some time, and I’m glad I finally got to it. Though a few reasons why this is rather late: being lazy, been busy with work, finding room to store it all away etc. Anyway await no longer, hit the jump to check out part 1 of the full coverage of all the items I bought. WARNING: Picture intensive post.

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~*~TIGER STYLE~*~

by on May 26th, 2009 at 8:06 am, under Text

Anime is a gateway drug to being fucking retarded, proven to us time and time again by the gentle folk at hongfire, ever eager to fall over one another in an endless clash to claim the throne of the most pathetic asshole imaginable.

I have just the thing for you, C.A…if you’re interested in the real-world basis for Star Wars lightsaber styles, there’s a book on exactly that called
“Shimmering Sword”
I haven’t read it myself, but the reviews seem good.

You can also read up on the different forms of lightsaber combat here:
http://starwars.wikicities.com/wiki/Lightsaber_combat

As for myself, I actually am interested in martial arts, though to a lesser extent than some of you probably are. I practiced Shotokan Karate for about 7 years, but I quit and probably won’t go back, at least not anytime soon (the reason I quit was not only because I decided I had too little time and not enough interest, but also because I broke my finger and can no longer make a fist with my right hand).

So, even though I may not be interested in actually practicing the arts at the moment, I do have a general interest in them. For example, not too long ago, I found myself looking at different Shotokan kata online (and feeling a bit nostalgic about it, I may add >_>) and reading various relevant Wikipedia articles. Who knows, maybe sometime in the future, when homework

is a thing of the past for me, I may take up Karate again ^_^.

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/!\ The Anime Love-Pillow Megathread!!! /!\

by on May 23rd, 2009 at 10:15 am, under Text

I KNOW there are a substantial number of doll collectors on Hongfire since I’ve communicated with some of them (but not via hongfire PM). I myself have collected some and even some of the amusing clothing that can go with them.

The request would be better if there was research done so that the question showed the author wanted a genuinely serious researched answer. YOu don’t mention how you want to order such things, or if you even want to actually buy them. Composing and re-checking answers takes time, and if it just a casual question whose answers will be tossed as soon as they are read, then it is not so good. I mention this because too many times I have furnished answers just to have then thrown away. KNOWING WHAT YOU WANT is also important. Have you thought about whether or not you want RTA, fully-assembled, kit, or model kit? Or something plushie? Life-sized or not? Many people consider cosplay dolls to be in the category so masking doll supplies are also in the category of “doll”. It is a courtesy to those who give serious answers that a question is formulated so it doesn’t end up being a “tell me everything you know about the giant topic” type of question. Such answers tend to have 95% thrown away which is a waste. AND if you meant “plushie” then chances are that 95% of my answers are thrown away by you since I prefer non-plushie although I have some large plushies (like the giant Totoro that is so large you cannot fit your arms around it (about 3 feet talk it stands guard in the foyer and often gets comments from visitors). I don’t collect hentai plushies nor would I “kit bash” a plushie to convert it to hentai. There are japanese porn shops selling hentai dolls but I have not gone into them (not enough time to even visit all the stores in a week) to see what plushies they have. On top of all that, there are mannequin type dolls. Mannequins are not very realistic, but they are typically life-sized. Attached below is a picture of manniquins. You have to understand that in Tokyo, a large multi-story adult store exist, but awhile, your eyes glaze over because you are worn out by shopping just for anime items. There’s nothing left over for visiting the doll shoppes…. Another concern of “casual questions” where someone asks for shoppes that sell hentai dolls is that many collectors do NOT post such things online. It is a competitive hobby and some items are very scarce and the long time collectors who have put time into the hobby to collect some of the very best items ever made would like to continue collecting.

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